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So Anna Nicole is dead...

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i feel bad for her daughter

    It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.
    Yeah, I think her daughter will have a slightly better chance of not being so fucked up without her mom around. Not that I would have ever wished death on her, but this turn of events isn't surprising considering the string of higly questionable decisions she's made in her lifetime.

    Yeah I hear her son had the behavior of a kid 12 years younger than he really was on account of how she babied him so much.
    Yeah, if his mother acted like a child where would he learn any differently?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    kill her now

    STEAM
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm going to not care in tribute of never having cared.

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    What?

    Why?!

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    i like how you guys have enough common sense to start fucking the corpse before it even has a chance to get cold

    Of course!

    SE++ is on top of things

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PiptheFair wrote:
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    kill her now

    Wow dusk, no wonder you're fucked up

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  • sarksark Registered User
    edited February 2007
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    show her your exes boobs.

    that sure cheered me up.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think I'll look at them now

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

    Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

    I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

    It's every american's duty to understand the Zipper Code.

    For instance, it should be taken down in bad weather, and fully illuminated at night.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i like how you guys have enough common sense to start fucking the corpse before it even has a chance to get cold

    Of course!

    SE++ is on top of things

    We're fucking corpses for AMERICA!

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  • DuskTwilightDuskTwilight Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.
    kill her now

    Wow dusk, no wonder you're fucked up

    I'm just going to assume that Miss Smith is some kind of Hillbilly Hero around here and shrug it off.

    It's kinda sad though. I was laughing the whole time thinking it was some big joke and she was being sarcastic.

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Now I feel kinda bad for wanking it to her photo shoots years ago.

    Wait, not really.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

    ugh, she's not attractive and never was

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote:
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

    Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

    I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

    It's every american's duty to understand the Zipper Code.

    For instance, it should be taken down in bad weather, and fully illuminated at night.

    Just a becon of light illuminating the zipper in all hours of darkness, serving as an inspiration to all.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

    ugh, she's not attractive and never was
    it was a joke man

    you know, with the ha ha ha

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

    ugh, she's not attractive and never was

    YOU NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MARILYN MONROE EVERY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-FACE!

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

    ugh, she's not attractive and never was
    it was a joke man

    you know, with the ha ha ha

    i'm just saying if you're gonna jack off on dead girls at least jack off on attractive dead girls

    EDIT: powerlever9000 what in the hell are you talking about

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Her poor baby girl, I don't think Anna was happy with life after her son died.

    I don't care if she was kind of crazy, she was still a person, a mother, and just someone that needed a little help.

    Maybe now they'll start investigating her shady ass lawyer.

  • JJJJ Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Paris Hilton is next

    You're fucking next, bitch!

    Mr. Banballow was so badly maimed, he turned into a hideous monster, oozing and bleeding, snarling and growling like a beast---enraged and bent on revenge. He tracked down the kids responsible for the fire and killed them one by one----with a blowtorch. That wasn't enough for Banballow. He won't leave his inn or his memories, so there he waits....in ambush....
  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    Her poor baby girl, I don't think Anna was happy with life after her son died.

    I don't care if she was kind of crazy, she was still a person, a mother, and just someone that needed a little help.

    Maybe now they'll start investigating her shady ass lawyer.

    To say nothing of her boob lawyers or her vagina lawyer.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    "On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

    ahahahaha

    Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

    I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

    It's every american's duty to understand the Zipper Code.

    For instance, it should be taken down in bad weather, and fully illuminated at night.

    Just a becon of light illuminating the zipper in all hours of darkness, serving as an inspiration to all.

    AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE!

    THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR!

    GAVE PROOOOF THROUGH THE NIIIIIIIGHT

    THAT YOUR FLY WAS STILL THERE.

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  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

    honestly? maybe just a little

    it was my second reaction

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

    Probably.

  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ITT Sara Lynn defends Anna Nicole to death. And fails apparently.

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  • sarksark Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?
    it was my first reaction too.

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  • DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Manifest wrote:
    Deusfaux wrote:
    its sad how much attention this'll get

    in relation to her worth as a human being on this planet

    Sort of like you.

    Why do I picture you high fiving yourself in your underwear everytime you target me like this?

    HAHA GOM EM AGAIN! *slap*



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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    ITT Sara Lynn defends Anna Nicole to death. And fails apparently.

    I'm not defending her, I'm just sad. She had a really troubled life and was a brand new mother.. what's not sad about that?

    Sorry I'm not the type of person that laughs when people die.

  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn, where do you go to college?

    Also, do you have wavy red hair?

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sark wrote:
    Harrier wrote:
    Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?
    it was my first reaction too.

    same

    also I thought about somehow incorporating the news into a Blud Fart album sleeve

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    Sara Lynn, where do you go to college?

    Also, do you have wavy red hair?

    IUP, and no.

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    YOU NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MARILYN MONROE EVERY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-FACE!

    DOWN, BOY! DON"T EAT THE MAN! YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN!

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  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have never heard of this person. I looked her up on wikipedia and I dont think I've ever heard her name or seen her face.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    EDIT: powerlever9000 what in the hell are you talking about

    haha that's officially your new name now

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    [quote=[Tycho?]]I have never heard of this person. I looked her up on wikipedia and I dont think I've ever heard her name or seen her face.[/quote]

    somehow i find that pretty awesome dude

  • Lew ZealandLew Zealand Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote:
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    Her poor baby girl, I don't think Anna was happy with life after her son died.

    I don't care if she was kind of crazy, she was still a person, a mother, and just someone that needed a little help.

    Maybe now they'll start investigating her shady ass lawyer.

    To say nothing of her boob lawyers or her vagina lawyer.

    This post is so beautiful I want to frame it.

    Or at least print it out and tape it to the refrigerator for a week.

  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    YOU NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MARILYN MONROE EVERY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-FACE!

    DOWN, BOY! DON"T EAT THE MAN! YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN!

    Look man, all I'm saying is that I would dig up that woman's corpse and fuck it tomorrow.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    oh lord

    cnn.com front page

    Like it's a fucking American tragedy.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    Seph wrote:
    ITT Sara Lynn defends Anna Nicole to death. And fails apparently.

    I'm not defending her, I'm just sad. She had a really troubled life and was a brand new mother.. what's not sad about that?

    Sorry I'm not the type of person that laughs when people die.
    On the other hand, as I mentioned earlier, her daughter probably has a better chance of growing up healthy and well adjusted now that she's dead. I'm not saying I would have wished death on her, but really she set herself down this path a long time ago and would have just fucked up her daughter's life like she probably did with her son who committed suicide.

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