So Anna Nicole is dead...

Druhim

Butters wrote:

Druhim wrote:

redimpulse wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i feel bad for her daughter

It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

Yeah, I think her daughter will have a slightly better chance of not being so fucked up without her mom around. Not that I would have ever wished death on her, but this turn of events isn't surprising considering the string of higly questionable decisions she's made in her lifetime.

Yeah I hear her son had the behavior of a kid 12 years younger than he really was on account of how she babied him so much.

Yeah, if his mother acted like a child where would he learn any differently?

PiptheFair

DuskTwilight wrote:

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

kill her now

Meissnerd

I'm going to not care in tribute of never having cared.

ThatDudeOverThere

DuskTwilight wrote:

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

What?

Why?!

redimpulse

mrpaku wrote:

i like how you guys have enough common sense to start fucking the corpse before it even has a chance to get cold

Of course!

SE++ is on top of things

Seph

PiptheFair wrote:

DuskTwilight wrote:

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

kill her now

Wow dusk, no wonder you're fucked up

sark

DuskTwilight wrote:

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

show her your exes boobs.

that sure cheered me up.

Seph

I think I'll look at them now

Framling

DrZiplock wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

"On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

ahahahaha

Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

It's every american's duty to understand the Zipper Code.

For instance, it should be taken down in bad weather, and fully illuminated at night.

ThatDudeOverThere

Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

Darth Waiter

redimpulse wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i like how you guys have enough common sense to start fucking the corpse before it even has a chance to get cold

Of course!

SE++ is on top of things

We're fucking corpses for AMERICA!

DuskTwilight

Seph wrote:

PiptheFair wrote:

DuskTwilight wrote:

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

kill her now

Wow dusk, no wonder you're fucked up

I'm just going to assume that Miss Smith is some kind of Hillbilly Hero around here and shrug it off.

It's kinda sad though. I was laughing the whole time thinking it was some big joke and she was being sarcastic.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Now I feel kinda bad for wanking it to her photo shoots years ago.

Wait, not really.

mrpaku

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

ugh, she's not attractive and never was

DrZiplock

Framling wrote:

DrZiplock wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

"On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

ahahahaha

Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

It's every american's duty to understand the Zipper Code.

For instance, it should be taken down in bad weather, and fully illuminated at night.

Just a becon of light illuminating the zipper in all hours of darkness, serving as an inspiration to all.

ThatDudeOverThere

mrpaku wrote:

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

ugh, she's not attractive and never was

it was a joke man

you know, with the ha ha ha

Callius

mrpaku wrote:

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

ugh, she's not attractive and never was

YOU NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MARILYN MONROE EVERY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-FACE!

mrpaku

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

Out of totally unrelated curiosity, have we ever had a ranger thread about a dead woman?

ugh, she's not attractive and never was

it was a joke man

you know, with the ha ha ha

i'm just saying if you're gonna jack off on dead girls at least jack off on attractive dead girls

EDIT: powerlever9000 what in the hell are you talking about

Sara Lynn

Her poor baby girl, I don't think Anna was happy with life after her son died.

I don't care if she was kind of crazy, she was still a person, a mother, and just someone that needed a little help.

Maybe now they'll start investigating her shady ass lawyer.

JJ

Paris Hilton is next

You're fucking next, bitch!

Framling

Sara Lynn wrote:

Her poor baby girl, I don't think Anna was happy with life after her son died.

I don't care if she was kind of crazy, she was still a person, a mother, and just someone that needed a little help.

Maybe now they'll start investigating her shady ass lawyer.

To say nothing of her boob lawyers or her vagina lawyer.

Jordyn

DrZiplock wrote:

Framling wrote:

DrZiplock wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

"On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

ahahahaha

Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

It's every american's duty to understand the Zipper Code.

For instance, it should be taken down in bad weather, and fully illuminated at night.

Just a becon of light illuminating the zipper in all hours of darkness, serving as an inspiration to all.

AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE!

THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR!

GAVE PROOOOF THROUGH THE NIIIIIIIGHT

THAT YOUR FLY WAS STILL THERE.

Harrier

Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

mrpaku

Harrier wrote:

Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

honestly? maybe just a little

it was my second reaction

Sara Lynn

Harrier wrote:

Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

Probably.

Seph

ITT Sara Lynn defends Anna Nicole to death. And fails apparently.

sark

Harrier wrote:

Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

it was my first reaction too.

Deusfaux

Manifest wrote:

Deusfaux wrote:

its sad how much attention this'll get

in relation to her worth as a human being on this planet

Sort of like you.

Why do I picture you high fiving yourself in your underwear everytime you target me like this?

HAHA GOM EM AGAIN! *slap*



I suppose I'm glad I am your only means of an andrenaline high these days. Your dependency only makes me stronger!

Sara Lynn

Seph wrote:

ITT Sara Lynn defends Anna Nicole to death. And fails apparently.

I'm not defending her, I'm just sad. She had a really troubled life and was a brand new mother.. what's not sad about that?

Sorry I'm not the type of person that laughs when people die.

Harrier

Sara Lynn, where do you go to college?

Also, do you have wavy red hair?

Xaquin

sark wrote:

Harrier wrote:

Is it wrong that my first reaction was to laugh?

it was my first reaction too.

same

also I thought about somehow incorporating the news into a Blud Fart album sleeve

Sara Lynn

Harrier wrote:

Sara Lynn, where do you go to college?

Also, do you have wavy red hair?

IUP, and no.

Darth Waiter

MAXIMUM POWER LEVEL wrote:

YOU NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MARILYN MONROE EVERY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-FACE!

DOWN, BOY! DON"T EAT THE MAN! YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN!

[Tycho?]

I have never heard of this person. I looked her up on wikipedia and I dont think I've ever heard her name or seen her face.

Monkeybomb

mrpaku wrote:

EDIT: powerlever9000 what in the hell are you talking about

haha that's officially your new name now

mrpaku

[quote=[Tycho?]]I have never heard of this person. I looked her up on wikipedia and I dont think I've ever heard her name or seen her face.[/quote]

somehow i find that pretty awesome dude

Lew Zealand

Framling wrote:

Sara Lynn wrote:

Her poor baby girl, I don't think Anna was happy with life after her son died.

I don't care if she was kind of crazy, she was still a person, a mother, and just someone that needed a little help.

Maybe now they'll start investigating her shady ass lawyer.

To say nothing of her boob lawyers or her vagina lawyer.

This post is so beautiful I want to frame it.

Or at least print it out and tape it to the refrigerator for a week.

Callius

Darth Waiter wrote:

MAXIMUM POWER LEVEL wrote:

YOU NEVER SPEAK ILL OF MARILYN MONROE EVERY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE-FACE!

DOWN, BOY! DON"T EAT THE MAN! YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN!

Look man, all I'm saying is that I would dig up that woman's corpse and fuck it tomorrow.

Monkeybomb

oh lord

cnn.com front page

Like it's a fucking American tragedy.

Druhim

Sara Lynn wrote:

Seph wrote:

ITT Sara Lynn defends Anna Nicole to death. And fails apparently.

I'm not defending her, I'm just sad. She had a really troubled life and was a brand new mother.. what's not sad about that?

Sorry I'm not the type of person that laughs when people die.

On the other hand, as I mentioned earlier, her daughter probably has a better chance of growing up healthy and well adjusted now that she's dead. I'm not saying I would have wished death on her, but really she set herself down this path a long time ago and would have just fucked up her daughter's life like she probably did with her son who committed suicide.