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[DEXTER] The real code is having sex with hot blondes. Sorry, Harry.

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  • Sharp10rSharp10r Registered User regular
    I don't remember a scene of Deb freaking out but I can guess based on this episode that Masuka's assistant
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  • FireflashFireflash Registered User regular
    Ugh, I'm not liking this season very much so far. We see too much of the season's bad guy and he's lame. At least last night's "kill of the week" character was interesting.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Dranyth wrote:
    Well...
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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    i like how deb hired a doakes 2.0
    he's even black

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    The Doakinator

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    The assistant...

    Anyone else pondering that she might be a plant from FBI or something? Maybe they suspect someone in the department of something...tampering with evidence or questions about the ice truck killer but considering the last few serial killers have been related rather heavily to the employees of that department, they may be wanting to secure evidence through non-standard channels.

  • Maz-Maz- C'mon Donny! Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote:
    i like how deb hired a doakes 2.0
    he's even black

    I thought Quinn was already Doakes 2.0.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Quinn was Doak Harder.

    This guy is Doak With a Vengeance.

    Next season we'll get Doak Free or Doak Doak.

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  • LorekLorek Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Quinn was Doak Harder.

    This guy is Doak With a Vengeance.

    Next season we'll get Doak Free or Doak Doak.
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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    I still think they need to have something happen to Dexter on an emotional level or something that causes Doakes to replace Harry as his invisible friend for an episode or two.

    Dexter would be lamenting something bad happening, and then boom, Doakes jumps out, "Surprise, motherfucker! Maybe you should stop killing people like a freak if you don't want bad things happening to you? Motherfucker."

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  • ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    So did I miss something between this season and the last? I thought the kids would be spending more time with him.

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  • NailbunnyPDNailbunnyPD Registered User regular
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    What's with all the links? I almost smell site-whoring.

    And they put Dexter above The Sopranos...

    These are egregious offenses.

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  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular


    That's the preview for the next episode. Called to a crime scene and Debra at 40.

    Yeah, seems more like an ITK setup than someone dying on further review.

  • FallingmanFallingman Registered User regular
    Dunno - she looked upset, and then there was the "No!" - but it could be edited to mislead.

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  • ArlingtonArlington Registered User regular
    The first two eps of this season have kinda sucked really hard. Aside from the Mos Def character, not a single person has been interesting or compelling. This ep seemed to be a little better, but the season still seems to be going nowhere fast.
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  • DracomicronDracomicron Registered User regular
    Lars wrote:
    I still think they need to have something happen to Dexter on an emotional level or something that causes Doakes to replace Harry as his invisible friend for an episode or two.

    Dexter would be lamenting something bad happening, and then boom, Doakes jumps out, "Surprise, motherfucker! Maybe you should stop killing people like a freak if you don't want bad things happening to you? Motherfucker."

    I've been wanting this since season 3.

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  • mr_michmr_mich Registered User regular
    Artereis wrote:
    So did I miss something between this season and the last? I thought the kids would be spending more time with him.

    I had this very question. I asked a friend of mine, and she said that since the other kids "weren't his" he isn't watching them. They're with their grandparents, but he apparently just gave up on parenting them. I feel like that could've been better explained...after what happened I think shipping off two kids is a big deal.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra Registered User regular
    They had a couple of tearful farewell episodes last season.

  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    I questioned it at first, then I realized Dexter is a sociopath.

    At least that's how I reconcile it. It's more like they just didn't want to write storylines for them and found them to be a hindrance to Dexter going out and killing people (Harrison is just a toddler that he can leave with a babysitter and not have him question why Daddy is out all the time, Astor and Cody are what 13 and 11?).

  • Sangheili91Sangheili91 Registered User regular
    Arlington wrote:
    The first two eps of this season have kinda sucked really hard. Aside from the Mos Def character, not a single person has been interesting or compelling. This ep seemed to be a little better, but the season still seems to be going nowhere fast.
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    See, I don't even know who those people are.

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  • mr_michmr_mich Registered User regular
    Battlestar.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    I watched some behind the scenes thing and the actors said they wanted the show to start about a year after last season so Dexter has come to terms with the kids being with the grandparents and that he is already over Rita's death and Lumen's departure.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra Registered User regular
  • LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    I want Dexter to start actually acting like a sociopath again. One of the most compelling parts of season one are the scenes in which Dexter is learning how to interact with other people and how to "pass" for a normal boy. I really miss that aspect of the show as Dexter is now really personable and seems to have developed a conscience.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    I want Dexter to start actually acting like a sociopath again. One of the most compelling parts of season one are the scenes in which Dexter is learning how to interact with other people and how to "pass" for a normal boy. I really miss that aspect of the show as Dexter is now really personable and seems to have developed a conscience.

    I actually like that he has grown

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    I like the fact that the season is set a year later so we're not really dealing with the baggage of the two blonds. He's moved on and the show can start new storylines.

    Dealing with Rita's death was something everyone wanted to see. I don't think people cared much for Lumen, much less how Dexter would have handled it. If they had this season start immediately after last season with him dealing with it, people would get annoyed. If the writers had this season start immediately after last season with no mention of Lumen, people would get annoyed at the inconsistency of the storyline.

    Jumping forward a year is win-win

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    And as much as I loved Doakes, the show's writers knew they couldn't have those two characters interact over 6 seasons without Doakes figuring out what was going on at some point. The man was literally spending all his free time investigating Dexter. It makes more sense that they'd eventually have to confront one another than for his suspicions to be a running gag.

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  • DracomicronDracomicron Registered User regular
    And as much as I loved Doakes, the show's writers knew they couldn't have those two characters interact over 6 seasons without Doakes figuring out what was going on at some point. The man was literally spending all his free time investigating Dexter. It makes more sense that they'd eventually have to confront one another than for his suspicions to be a running gag.

    That's true, but I wish they'd come up with a better exit for him.
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    I still believe that Doakes deserves a postmortem visit to Dexter like Brian and Harry.

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  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    I am really loving this season.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    mr_mich wrote:
    Artereis wrote:
    So did I miss something between this season and the last? I thought the kids would be spending more time with him.

    I had this very question. I asked a friend of mine, and she said that since the other kids "weren't his" he isn't watching them. They're with their grandparents, but he apparently just gave up on parenting them. I feel like that could've been better explained...after what happened I think shipping off two kids is a big deal.

    But at the end of last season the kids ask if they can stay with Dexter, and he said yes, and they were happy. Was that just for the summer, or...?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    I am really loving this season.

    Not sure why. . .

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    yeah myself and people I know in real life are the only ones as far as I can tell from this thread
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    don't get me wrong. i do not dislike this season at all. i am just not super excited or invested yet.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    oh okay. I can understand that entirely, I thought it was more negative than that.

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  • TorgoTorgo Registered User
    That last episode took things to a ridiculous "Saw" level of silliness. It makes no sense and is just there for the dramatic "fucked-up-ness" of the reveal.
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    The entire episode is just filler. I'm done with this show.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    ....'kay. Have fun.
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    I'm rather enjoying this season. Dexter's arc isn't a retread of stuff we've seen a billion times from him, Deb's is alright and her panic mode attacks are so much less annoying when she has some basis for having them, shit, even Masuka's storyline isn't horrible.

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  • GospreyGosprey Registered User
    My guess
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    And Masuka, dude, learn how ebay works. Time of sale does not equal instant despatch.

  • DracomicronDracomicron Registered User regular
    I'm actually digging Masuka's storyline. It's so easy to think the worst of him, but...
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    The "angel" scene was, in fact, kinda silly, in a lot of ways.
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    Regarding Olmos's character:
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Alpha and Omega is the way the term is typically rendered. Beginning and end, yadda yadda yadda.

    I will totally admit that Dexter has always been kinda silly in many ways. Just his usage of his cell phone should have gotten him caught like 52 different ways.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote:
    mr_mich wrote:
    Artereis wrote:
    So did I miss something between this season and the last? I thought the kids would be spending more time with him.

    I had this very question. I asked a friend of mine, and she said that since the other kids "weren't his" he isn't watching them. They're with their grandparents, but he apparently just gave up on parenting them. I feel like that could've been better explained...after what happened I think shipping off two kids is a big deal.

    But at the end of last season the kids ask if they can stay with Dexter, and he said yes, and they were happy. Was that just for the summer, or...?

    It was just for the summer

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