Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

[Chat]tose Intolerance

1161719212224

Posts

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've only seen one episode of AD ever

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Glaeal wrote:
    moniker wrote:
    Smasher wrote:
    All women are lesbians. God, Doc.
    Only if you have enough cash.
    Or alcohol.
    Man, I need to buy more alcohol.

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've only seen one episode of AD ever

    you should buy/borrow/steal the first season ASAP.

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.

    Shinto on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Are you covering ever surface you can find with duct-tape, citizen?

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.

    fucking post office said that my package should be there by 3:15.


    Mother fucking slow bastards.

    redx on
    This machine kills threads.
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."

    Doc on
  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Your mayor doesn't look so silly now does he?

    Andrew_Jay on
  • FencingsaxFencingsax Who lives Who dies Who Guacamoles? Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.

    Are there lots of flames?

    Fencingsax on
    It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it
    GNU Terry Pratchett
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Are you covering ever surface you can find with duct-tape, citizen?
    It wasn't me. I'm not even in that stupid town yet.

    Dynagrip on
    ok98TNK.png
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."
    :D

    Kusuguttai on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well, it is beantown. Maybe somebody ate a triple-refried bean enchilada for lunch ad couldn't contain it any longer.

    Senjutsu on
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Andrew_Jay wrote:
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Your mayor doesn't look so silly now does he?

    Yeah he does.

    Even before that thing. He wanted to build a whole new city hall because the old one is ugly and drafty.

    Almost no one liked that idea. Not even me and I regularly rail against the shittyness of the city hall.

    Shinto on
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."
    :D

    The best part about those jokes is that they go by really quick, and nobody mentions them again. They hardly ever drive a joke into the ground.

    Doc on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Andrew_Jay wrote:
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Your mayor doesn't look so silly now does he?

    Yeah he does.

    Even before that thing. He wanted to build a whole new city hall because the old one is ugly and drafty.

    Almost no one liked that idea. Not even me and I regularly rail against the shittyness of the city hall.

    I think I had heard about that on NPR. He wanted to just bulldoze the entire thing and rebuild rather than just make a new one and then rent it out or something, and he wouldn't budge on it.

    moniker on
    tea-1.jpg
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."
    :D

    The best part about those jokes is that they go by really quick, and nobody mentions them again. They hardly ever drive a joke into the ground.
    I've got the first two series of AD coming my way, they're taking fucking ages from fucking Amazon Jersey. Why are Amazon doing this now in the U.K? It's retarded.

    Johannen on
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Instead of going to my gym today, I am eating a Monte Cristo.

    That should make up for it.

    Doc on
  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Instead of going to my gym today, I am eating a Monte Cristo.

    That should make up for it.
    Yes, the two are roughly equivalent.

    Andrew_Jay on
  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Andrew_Jay wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    Instead of going to my gym today, I am eating a Monte Cristo.

    That should make up for it.
    Yes, the two are roughly equivalent.

    Working out the arteries.

    Corvus on
    :so_raven:
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish

    Kusuguttai on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.

    Thanatos on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day

    Kusuguttai on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day

    that's what all the fatties say

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day

    Lunch, the breakfast of champions.

    moniker on
    tea-1.jpg
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Corvus wrote:
    Andrew_Jay wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    Instead of going to my gym today, I am eating a Monte Cristo.

    That should make up for it.
    Yes, the two are roughly equivalent.

    Working out the arteries.

    Clogging them up makes your heart more powerful.

    Shinto on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    Couldn't fit the food over your chins?

    Thanatos on
  • TachTach Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.

    Tach on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Tach wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
    but now i know that theres a time and theres a place that i can choose
    to walk the fine line between self control
    and self abuse

    Kusuguttai on
  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."
    :D

    The best part about those jokes is that they go by really quick, and nobody mentions them again. They hardly ever drive a joke into the ground.

    what's that from

    Variable on
    BNet-Vari#1998 | WiiU-Variable | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
    Sig%20-%20Wrestling.png
  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Tach wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
    but now i know that theres a time and theres a place that i can choose
    to walk the fine line between self control
    and self abuse

    a party time necessity

    Variable on
    BNet-Vari#1998 | WiiU-Variable | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
    Sig%20-%20Wrestling.png
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Tach wrote:
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
    but now i know that theres a time and theres a place that i can choose
    to walk the fine line between self control
    and self abuse
    But wouldn't you like to go...
    Where everybody knows your name?
    And they're always glad you came?

    Thanatos on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Variable wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Tach wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
    but now i know that theres a time and theres a place that i can choose
    to walk the fine line between self control
    and self abuse

    a party time necessity
    it's suds dissolve like my life never will
    when someone else is picking up your bill

    Kusuguttai on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

    Kusuguttai on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

    Ashley is Unisex?

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I so want to troll the Phalla thread.

    P.S. Cass is unisex, not sure if that was part of teh ironeez.

    Yar on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    so I just came up with a pretty amazing date idea

    I'm happy

    Podly on
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

    Ashley is Unisex?

    played resident evil 4?

    Si Senor on
    sigging2.jpg
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

    Ashley is Unisex?

    Yep. In high school I knew a guy named Ashley. He went into Marine OCS, I think.

    Doc on
  • Lord Cecil EaglelaserLord Cecil Eaglelaser Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

    Ashley is Unisex?

    played resident evil 4?

    Seen Evil Dead?

    Lord Cecil Eaglelaser on
    Yar wrote: »
    Hey, thanks. You know what? Fuck you. You know what else? Suck my dick.

    I think if you're interested in what I read, the proper thing to do would be to read a book on Shut the Fuck Up or something.
This discussion has been closed.