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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've only seen one episode of AD ever

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Glaeal wrote:
    moniker wrote:
    Smasher wrote:
    All women are lesbians. God, Doc.
    Only if you have enough cash.
    Or alcohol.
    Man, I need to buy more alcohol.

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've only seen one episode of AD ever

    you should buy/borrow/steal the first season ASAP.

    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Are you covering ever surface you can find with duct-tape, citizen?

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • redxredx Bow Down! Before the power of Santa!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.

    fucking post office said that my package should be there by 3:15.


    Mother fucking slow bastards.

    Bow Down, Bow Down
    Before the power of Santa
    Or be crushed, be crushed
    By his jolly boots of doom.
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."

  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Your mayor doesn't look so silly now does he?

  • FencingsaxFencingsax Bondage Discipline Spider-Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.

    Are there lots of flames?

    It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Are you covering ever surface you can find with duct-tape, citizen?
    It wasn't me. I'm not even in that stupid town yet.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."
    :D

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well, it is beantown. Maybe somebody ate a triple-refried bean enchilada for lunch ad couldn't contain it any longer.

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Andrew_Jay wrote:
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Your mayor doesn't look so silly now does he?

    Yeah he does.

    Even before that thing. He wanted to build a whole new city hall because the old one is ugly and drafty.

    Almost no one liked that idea. Not even me and I regularly rail against the shittyness of the city hall.

  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."
    :D

    The best part about those jokes is that they go by really quick, and nobody mentions them again. They hardly ever drive a joke into the ground.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shinto wrote:
    Andrew_Jay wrote:
    Shinto wrote:
    Woah. Big fire just down the street from us. Black smoke drifting everywhere.

    Must be one of those exploding moonians.
    Your mayor doesn't look so silly now does he?

    Yeah he does.

    Even before that thing. He wanted to build a whole new city hall because the old one is ugly and drafty.

    Almost no one liked that idea. Not even me and I regularly rail against the shittyness of the city hall.

    I think I had heard about that on NPR. He wanted to just bulldoze the entire thing and rebuild rather than just make a new one and then rent it out or something, and he wouldn't budge on it.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."
    :D

    The best part about those jokes is that they go by really quick, and nobody mentions them again. They hardly ever drive a joke into the ground.
    I've got the first two series of AD coming my way, they're taking fucking ages from fucking Amazon Jersey. Why are Amazon doing this now in the U.K? It's retarded.

  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Instead of going to my gym today, I am eating a Monte Cristo.

    That should make up for it.

  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Instead of going to my gym today, I am eating a Monte Cristo.

    That should make up for it.
    Yes, the two are roughly equivalent.

  • CorvusCorvus Winter crow VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Andrew_Jay wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    Instead of going to my gym today, I am eating a Monte Cristo.

    That should make up for it.
    Yes, the two are roughly equivalent.

    Working out the arteries.

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day

    that's what all the fatties say

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day

    Lunch, the breakfast of champions.

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  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Corvus wrote:
    Andrew_Jay wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    Instead of going to my gym today, I am eating a Monte Cristo.

    That should make up for it.
    Yes, the two are roughly equivalent.

    Working out the arteries.

    Clogging them up makes your heart more powerful.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    Couldn't fit the food over your chins?

  • TachTach Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Tach wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
    but now i know that theres a time and theres a place that i can choose
    to walk the fine line between self control
    and self abuse

  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    "I have a big TV opportunity."
    "This is where all the big TVs come."
    :D

    The best part about those jokes is that they go by really quick, and nobody mentions them again. They hardly ever drive a joke into the ground.

    what's that from

    BNet-Vari#1998 | WiiU-Variable | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Tach wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
    but now i know that theres a time and theres a place that i can choose
    to walk the fine line between self control
    and self abuse

    a party time necessity

    BNet-Vari#1998 | WiiU-Variable | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Tach wrote:
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
    but now i know that theres a time and theres a place that i can choose
    to walk the fine line between self control
    and self abuse
    But wouldn't you like to go...
    Where everybody knows your name?
    And they're always glad you came?

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Variable wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Tach wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i was gonna do nothing today
    and all is going according to plan
    i might make a guac/bacon burger
    i had one last night and it was delish
    Stuff your face some more, Fatty Fat McFatterstein.
    i havent eaten all day
    I used to think that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
    but now i know that theres a time and theres a place that i can choose
    to walk the fine line between self control
    and self abuse

    a party time necessity
    it's suds dissolve like my life never will
    when someone else is picking up your bill

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

    Ashley is Unisex?

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I so want to troll the Phalla thread.

    P.S. Cass is unisex, not sure if that was part of teh ironeez.

  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    so I just came up with a pretty amazing date idea

    I'm happy

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

    Ashley is Unisex?

    played resident evil 4?

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

    Ashley is Unisex?

    Yep. In high school I knew a guy named Ashley. He went into Marine OCS, I think.

  • Lord Cecil EaglelaserLord Cecil Eaglelaser Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Unisex first names are hilarious. :P
    you mean like ashley, or erin, or Leslie

    Ashley is Unisex?

    played resident evil 4?

    Seen Evil Dead?

    Yar wrote: »
    Hey, thanks. You know what? Fuck you. You know what else? Suck my dick.

    I think if you're interested in what I read, the proper thing to do would be to read a book on Shut the Fuck Up or something.
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