A [Mini-Phalla] of Ice and Fire: Game Over! Village/Bronn Victory!

Extermatott

Signing up, time to get that grudge out of the way. *looks menacingly at vertroue*

Extermatott

Or maybe not, vertroue hasn't signed up yet, and there are only two spots left, my grudge continues on...

Cargo Culture

Extermatott wrote: »

Or maybe not, vertroue hasn't signed up yet, and there are only two spots left, my grudge continues on...

I'll be your vertroue if you be my Jimmy Buffett.

I'm pretty Sure Jimmy Buffett doesn't post on these forums, but how I hate him so.

Alegis

thorgot wrote: »

Is there conversion in this game?

oh god

Spoiler:

oh god

stever777

Cargo Culture wrote: »

I'll be your vertroue if you be my Jimmy Buffett.

I'm pretty Sure Jimmy Buffett doesn't post on these forums, but how I hate him so.

Hehe! Here's a BW I can get behind! Cargo Culture for King!

thorgot

DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »

thorgot wrote: »

DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »

Valar Dohaeris

Valar Morghulis

I figured the second one there would be a little pessimistic for signing up with.

Well it's true, most of us will.

I was reading over the end of DFS the other day. Every time I do it amazes how close it was.

I hope this game is just as close.

Raakam

Well then... the Khalessi will be pleased.
Sign up

Cargo Culture

stever777 wrote: »

Cargo Culture wrote: »

I'll be your vertroue if you be my Jimmy Buffett.

I'm pretty Sure Jimmy Buffett doesn't post on these forums, but how I hate him so.

Hehe! Here's a BW I can get behind! Cargo Culture for King!

Whoa, hey now, let's not go nuts.

Thetheroo

I will be the king.

It will be me.

shalmelo

Has anyone seen my breastplate stretcher?


It's...uh, been a while.

LoserForHireX

Yes

kuhlmeye

Thetheroo wrote: »

I will be the king.

It will be me.

:whistle:No king, no king, la lalala la :whistle:

/LionKing

godmode

Shalmelo is player number 30.
LoserForHireX is Reserve number 1.

The game begins at 10 PM Eastern TONIGHT! Vote will close at 10 PM tomorrow!

DevoutlyApathetic

Thetheroo wrote: »

I will be the king.

It will be me.

Uh...I have bad news for you.

Spoiler:

King gets voted out first day.

cj iwakura

Meanwhile, Petyr plays everyone like a fiddle.

Dance, puppets!

Kusuguttai

i hope im the kingslayer
i hope i am jaime lannister
he's so sexyyyy

thorgot

Remember to mark all spoilers with the book/episode number.

For example (these are real spoilers):

Book 1 end spoilers:

Spoiler:

Ned dies.

Series spoilers and speculations past the currently released book:

Spoiler:

Jon is probably Rhaegar and Lyanna's son.

Dance with Dragons ending spoilers:

Spoiler:

Just kidding.

godmode

I hope no one expects hoity-toity role PMs, because they're going to be pretty basic. I ain't writing 30 novels.

SeGaTai

thorgot wrote: »

Remember to mark all spoilers with the book/episode number.

For example (these are real spoilers):

Book 1 end spoilers:

Spoiler:

Ned dies.

Series spoilers and speculations past the currently released book:

Spoiler:

Jon is probably Rhaegar and Lyanna's son.

Dance with Dragons ending spoilers:

Spoiler:

Just kidding.

Thorgot is quickly establishing the point that if you have any intention to read ASoIF, or following the HBO series and being surprised, DO NOT CLICK ON SPOILERS

godmode

Starting to mail PMs. I will post again once they are all sent. Again, please do not vote or anything in the thread until 10 PM Eastern tonight.

SimBen

godmode wrote: »

I hope no one expects hoity-toity role PMs, because they're going to be pretty basic. I ain't writing 30 novels.

So basically you're GRRM.

DevoutlyApathetic

Nah, the first 3 role PMs will come out real damn quick. Then the 4th will take until Monday. The fifth?

July 12th.

Heffling

Signup

Alegis

can you vote to send people to the wall instead of executing them?

Drez

I'm pissed I missed the signups for this. !reserve me if you would

godmode

Just realized I've been neglecting to add win conditions to the PMs. Here you go, if you did not receive one in your message:
Villagers: Kill the usurpers
Usurpers: Outnumber the villagers

Kusuguttai

i hope i get a good role
i hate bein a peasant

cj iwakura

Sounds like it might be taking place in the era of The Mad King.

oldmanken

I did not receive a PM... or are they still going out?

godmode

Yes...albeit very slowly.

The_Reflection

Reserve up so pissed I missed this. Fuck You, school!

Phyphor

godmode wrote: »

Yes...albeit very slowly.

+1 phalla points for being true to source material!

Anyway, current day vote link

DevoutlyApathetic

Phyphor wrote: »

+1 phalla points for being true to source material!

Anyway, current day vote link

Host requested that votes not be posted until 10 PM.

I wouldn't assume anything done now is valid.

Phyphor

DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »

Phyphor wrote: »

+1 phalla points for being true to source material!

Anyway, current day vote link

Host requested that votes not be posted until 10 PM.

I wouldn't assume anything done now is valid.

Oh yeah, I just meant that that link will always point to the "current day" no matter what day it is

mEEksa

Agh, I can't believe I missed this. !Reserve up.

Matev

I swear to god, if someone

Spoiler:

starts singing that one song.... honestly can't remember, I need to read these delicious books again.

DevoutlyApathetic

I know a song about a Bear.....

Matev

A dancing bear maybe?

DevoutlyApathetic

I only remember it being all covered in hair.

SimBen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p7Kek6RR8