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The Salty [Phalla]: Curse of the Crusty Pearls - VILLAGE VICTORY
InfidelIt's not Infidel,it's INNNNNFIDELRegistered Userregular
This be phalla, read up if'n you can read that is.
What's going on?
YOU ARE A PIRATE. O' the Salty Phalla. Cap'n Broadbeard leads ye to blood and riches and delivers we from scurvy.
Why pirates?
SHORT NOTICE ARRRRRR.
No, seriously. And didn't you just run a game?
Blame DrKippy, he's equal share in this venture! And we have no main.
Sigh. What are the rules then?
BE THE BEST PIRATE YE CAN BE. Make em walk the plank!
(This is a hidden mechanics game so you'll just have to signup and see. It's a traditional mafia setup with a vote I'll give you that much.)
Whatever, fine. I'm in.
SIGN BELOW IN !BLOOD LIME (ARRRRRR.)
Mechanics
Oh thank god.
(Don't thank me yet.)
Each day as a player you must vote for a target in red bold. Such as !DrKippy. The "winner" of the vote will be made to walk the plank, sent to a briny sleep. Retractions are not necessary but may be done in !bold lime. Failure to vote will make me very angry and more importantly anger Levinactivus of the Deep.
Any and all orders should be sent to Infidel.
Each day there will be an event, starting with Day 2's narration. You will have (typically) until vote close to enter the contest. The contest will be to decide who is fit to captain the Salty Phalla next. Winning said contests will earn you Pirate Leadership Points the fastest, and you may even get PLP just for participation.
The pirate with the highest PLP each day will be awarded the Captain's Hat. It is very stylish, and demands some respect to the authority it represents. It will be very apparent who is wearing the hat and it may or may not change hands each night. To become the new captain at the end of the game, a pirate must lead in PLP.
There are items in this game. Items can be traded by PMing Infidel with the item and the recipient's name that you wish to trade. Trades will happen during the Item phase at night, no trading will occur during the day and the recipient does not need to be PM'd or confirm the trade.
I won't feel as bad getting a village of pirates killed...
He's a superhumanly strong soccer-playing romance novelist possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a beautiful African-American doctor with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
I won't feel as bad getting a village of pirates killed...
This game is going to be intentionally lethal.
MAXIMUM CARNAGE RULES
So if I reveal strategically I can I get the entire village killed day 1?
He's a superhumanly strong soccer-playing romance novelist possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a beautiful African-American doctor with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
"The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
"He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
!Why not. I shall be a traditional English gentleman pirate. Arrrr, indeed, what what.
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every vegetable can read, but bless, look at you having a little go...
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Edit: Fastest signup in the west.
Because it was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AawQvD8L_h4
I !sign up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m5GdzfiiOU&feature=related
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
This game is going to be intentionally lethal.
MAXIMUM CARNAGE RULES
The PhalLounge :: Chat board for Phalla discussion and Secret Santas :: PhallAX 2013
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I will strive to be less active than normal
... and ultimately fail.
So if I reveal strategically I can I get the entire village killed day 1?
Let's post some more videos.
This one's for all my grudges!
You lucky saps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttQjm-8OITE
Also do I dare to introduce some Oakenfold? I do dare.
!SIGNUP
AMERICAN! in Iron Weasel's Twilght Struggle #3
The Naalu Collective in MrBody's Twilght Imperium #7
Finn Edwards in mi-go hunter's Arkham Horror - Slimy Shores
Hosting Pandemic Games
Hosting A Game of Thrones; tCG #1
Hosting Twilight Struggle Game 4 - Host Vs Host (Farangu vs. Iron Weasel)
Hosting CitOW game 81 - 2nd Morrs GoCs
Borderlands 2 PA Xbox Metatag - Bazillion Guns
!signup
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
of captain Alegis
And a dozen English Marines
YOU ARE A PIRATE