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The Salty [Phalla]: Curse of the Crusty Pearls - VILLAGE VICTORY

InfidelInfidel HereticRegistered User regular
edited May 2011 in Critical Failures
The Salty Phalla
Curse of the Crusty Pearls

A phalla brought to you by Infidel and DrKippy


What's this?

This be phalla, read up if'n you can read that is.


What's going on?

YOU ARE A PIRATE. O' the Salty Phalla. Cap'n Broadbeard leads ye to blood and riches and delivers we from scurvy.


Why pirates?

SHORT NOTICE ARRRRRR.


No, seriously. And didn't you just run a game?

Blame DrKippy, he's equal share in this venture! And we have no main.


Sigh. What are the rules then?

BE THE BEST PIRATE YE CAN BE. Make em walk the plank!

(This is a hidden mechanics game so you'll just have to signup and see. It's a traditional mafia setup with a vote I'll give you that much.)


Whatever, fine. I'm in.

SIGN BELOW IN !BLOOD LIME (ARRRRRR.)


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Mechanics

Oh thank god.

(Don't thank me yet.)

Each day as a player you must vote for a target in red bold. Such as !DrKippy. The "winner" of the vote will be made to walk the plank, sent to a briny sleep. Retractions are not necessary but may be done in !bold lime. Failure to vote will make me very angry and more importantly anger Levinactivus of the Deep.

Any and all orders should be sent to Infidel.

Each day there will be an event, starting with Day 2's narration. You will have (typically) until vote close to enter the contest. The contest will be to decide who is fit to captain the Salty Phalla next. Winning said contests will earn you Pirate Leadership Points the fastest, and you may even get PLP just for participation.

The pirate with the highest PLP each day will be awarded the Captain's Hat. It is very stylish, and demands some respect to the authority it represents. It will be very apparent who is wearing the hat and it may or may not change hands each night. To become the new captain at the end of the game, a pirate must lead in PLP.

There are items in this game. Items can be traded by PMing Infidel with the item and the recipient's name that you wish to trade. Trades will happen during the Item phase at night, no trading will occur during the day and the recipient does not need to be PM'd or confirm the trade.

Order of actions: Vote > Actions > Items > Kills

Days will end 10pm CDT.

Infidel on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Narrations
    Player List
    1. TheLawinator (Salty Pirate) - thought he heard a mermaid (withdrawn) (day 3)
    2. Spoit (Salty Pirate) - not a strong swimmer (day 4)
    3. mEEksa (Salty Pirate) - broken neck (day 2)
    4. Ringo (Salty Pirate) - walked the plank (day 1)
    5. MrBlarney (Salty Pirate) - fared no better (day 7)
    6. Void Slayer (Salty Pirate) - was in a lot of pain, but it got better (day 7)
    7. Rawkking Goodguy
    8. warban
    9. shalmelo (Salty Pirate) - neatly slit throat (day 1)
    10. Heffling

    11. Dunadan019 (Salty Pirate) - cut to ribbons (day 1)
    12. Egos (Salty Swashbuckler) - got an interesting new piercing (day 5)
    13. The Anonymous (Salty Pirate) - craftily disemboweled (day 1)
    14. stever777 (Salty Pirate) - drowned at sea (day 3)
    15. daniant (Salty Swashbuckler) - briefly had a new perspective on life (day 3)
    16. DevoutlyApathetic (Salty Pirate) - succumbed to his wounds (inactivity) (day 6)
    17. DrDinosaur (Voodoo Man) - 'bit too drunk, 'bit too close to the railing (inactive) (day 3)
    18. immortal squish (Salty Pirate) - succumbed to his wounds (inactivity) (day 6)
    19. Capfalcon (Salty Pirate) - blocked someones view (day 4)
    20. JaysonFour

    21. vertroue (Onmyoji) - saboteur unbearded (day 6)
    22. The_Reflection (Kooky Kabuki) - quite the show (inactive) (day 4)
    23. Aegof
    24. SLyM
    25. romanqwerty (Salty Pirate) - poisoned rum (day 3)
    26. Alegis (Salty Pirate) - had a lazy narrator death (day 7)
    27. Gumpy (Salty Pirate) - almost caught it (inactive) (day 5)
    28. Burnage (Salty Pirate) - thought you were his friend (day 5)
    29. Trust (Donto-Tezumi Ninja) - wasn't (day 7)
    30. adventfalls (Donto-Tezumi Ninja) - dehooked and defrocked (day 6)

    31. Extermatott (Donto-Tezumi Ninja) - fell from the crow's nest (day 2)
    32. MaxFrost
    33. godmode (Salty Pirate) - victim of expert swordplay (day 2)
    34. Savant (Salty Pirate) - was cut from the team (day 8)
    35. Phyphor (Donto-Tezumi Ninja) - dehooked and defrocked (day 6)
    36. Keika
    37. 38thDoe (Salty Pirate) - regrets not purchasing water wings (day 8)
    38. kuhlmeye
    39. Teucrian
    40. Grundlterror

    41. Gandalf_the_Crazed (Captain's Monkey) FIXATED - flinging feces in hell (day 8)
    42. Mr. Mojo Risin (Influential Orator) - mast-ication (day 6)
    43. SeGaTai (Salty Pirate) - slit throat (day 2)
    44. Lucedes (Salty Pirate) - monkeyed around (day 6)
    45. simonwolf (Salty Pirate) - was swashed, then he buckled (day 3)
    46. Jaenther (Salty Pirate) - slipped overboard in a drunken stupor (inactivity) (day 2)
    47. adejaan (Donto-Tezumi Ninja) - is going to try to swim home (day 7)
    48. CaptainPlanet82 (Donto-Tezumi Ninja) - subjected to simian strangulation (day 8)
    49. Zandracon (Salty Pirate) - needed those organs, actually (day 3)
    50. LoserForHireX (Donto-Tezumi Ninja) - got barnacle stuck in his eye (day 5)

    51. wildwood (Salty Swashbuckler) - poisoned rum (day 3)
    52. Drez (Crusty Chum) - vanished and found derelict of duty (day 4)
    53. Robos A Go Go (Salty Pirate) - walked the plank (day 2)
    54. FecklessRogue (Salty Pirate) - lost the argument (day 8)
    55. Fidoh
    56. Wildcat (Salty Pirate) - various sword-related injuries (day 2)
    57. El Skid (Liquored Liquidator) - just wanted to be loved (day 5)
    58. Diorinix
    59. Matev (Salty Pirate) - on a milk carton somewhere (day 4)

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'll be the RIAA

    Edit: Fastest signup in the west.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I pirate I was meant to be

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  • mEEksamEEksa Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Why didn't mEEks sign up for the pirates phalla?

    Because it was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    A pirate's strife for me!

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    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I was expecting more videos in the first few posts. Spoit's will suffice for now.

    I !sign up

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I won't feel as bad getting a village of pirates killed...

    He's a superhumanly strong soccer-playing romance novelist possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a beautiful African-American doctor with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I won't feel as bad getting a village of pirates killed...

    This game is going to be intentionally lethal.

    MAXIMUM CARNAGE RULES

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I will be less active than normal

    I will strive to be less active than normal

    ... and ultimately fail.

  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !signup to be a pirate I guess

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Infidel wrote: »
    I won't feel as bad getting a village of pirates killed...

    This game is going to be intentionally lethal.

    MAXIMUM CARNAGE RULES

    So if I reveal strategically I can I get the entire village killed day 1?

    He's a superhumanly strong soccer-playing romance novelist possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a beautiful African-American doctor with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    scurrrrrrrrrrrrrrvy

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Do what you want cuz a pirate is free, You are a pirate!

    mcp wrote: »
    I'm never going anywhere near your lawn.
  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Quick, Blarney's already signed up!

    Let's post some more videos.

    This one's for all my grudges!

    You lucky saps :)

  • mEEksamEEksa Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    No pirate phalla would be complete without

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttQjm-8OITE

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    meh

  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hook (the Jason Isaacs variation has Entered ) as played by Egos

    Also do I dare to introduce some Oakenfold? I do dare.

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Y'all bitches gonna walk the plank.

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This would be a problem game for someone whose R key is not working.
    !SIGNUP

  • KilroyKilroy It's a little more complicated than that Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Pirates, IN SPACE!
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    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

    PSN: QuipFilter
  • DrDinosaurDrDinosaur Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I pearls are quite uncrusted, thank you very much.
    !signup

    3DS: 4012-4469-3321
    My tweets
  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Did somebody mention pirates?

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

    <3
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well, grades are due monday, so Sure, why not!

  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Arrr, why not? This will give me inspiration to work on my LOLPhalla.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sorry but this one is better.... That and Sign up!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • AegofAegof Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Can't believe I'm signing up for a phalla, but here I am. Signing up for a phalla!

    I'm providing ambience.
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I guess I'm starting to do these things now.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Bring on the terrible post-restrictions.

  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This is the tale

    of captain Alegis

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Its me

    And a dozen English Marines

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Will there be PIRATES IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?

  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Why not. I shall be a traditional English gentleman pirate. Arrrr, indeed, what what.

    Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every vegetable can read, but bless, look at you having a little go...
  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
    YOU ARE A PIRATE

    NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User
    edited May 2011
    I'm addicted to Phalla

  • MaxFrostMaxFrost Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sign UP!!!!! before it's too late!

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