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The Salty [Phalla]: Curse of the Crusty Pearls - VILLAGE VICTORY

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    May I plunder anyone's jewels?

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What happens to items if the person holding them dies?

  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Drez

    The lad speaks strange for a true pirate

  • FidohFidoh BelgiumRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If my mathema... If my mathethmat.... ... If my mathematicicsihs....

    I mean if my calcull... If my calcatulati... My calcccc....

    I mean if my numbers are correct, this be the tally:



    4 - Dunadan019 - Gandalf_the_crazed, simonwolf, spoit, the anonymous
    MrBlarney - stever777, MaxFrost
    3 - capfalcon - mr. mojo risin, aegof, wildwood
    captain planet - capfalcon, shalmelo
    wildcat - void slayer
    rawkking - romanqwerty, CaptainPlanet82
    Alegis - ringo, warban
    4 - ringo - alegis, 28thDoe, mEEksa, vertroue
    void slayer - burnage
    spoit - Dunadan019, SLyM
    immortal squish - godmode
    gumpy - teucrian
    38thdoe - El Skid
    wildwood - heffling
    vetroue - Extermatott
    Extermatott - Lucedes
    4 - godmode - Fidoh, Phyphor, Diorinix, rawkking goodguy
    Heffling - DrDinosaur
    Lucedes - Grundlterror
    DrDinosaur - Robos A Go Go, Trust
    MaxFrost - Matev
    Trust - Drez
    kuhlmeye - adejaan
    Drez - 101

  • FidohFidoh BelgiumRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That's 41 people who have voted.

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    godmode wrote: »
    What happens to items if the person holding them dies?

    Depending on trades and action order, but usually an item that was held by a now dead owner will be RNG'd to a new owner.

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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ...Yaaaaarp, Mr. Blarney?

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  • wildwoodwildwood Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What happens if there's a tie vote?

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    wildwood wrote: »
    What happens if there's a tie vote?

    The water is plenty deep.

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  • wildwoodwildwood Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Infidel wrote: »
    wildwood wrote: »
    What happens if there's a tie vote?

    The water is plenty deep.

    Sweet, sweet carrrrrrnage.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Operation RAINBOW commence

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Infidel's Av is back to his scary stare. I miss the multi-colored-power-team-guys!

  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ahoy, lads. Tis a sad day to be sayin' our farewells to the Cap'n.

    I be Iron Bess and if ye be keepin' yer hands, hooks, 'n peglegs to yerselves, we be gettin' along just fine.

    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
  • MaxFrostMaxFrost Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Drez, what is this rainbow nonsense!? Ye're a bloody pirate, one who should be living by the Jolly Roger, and should be bathed with the blood of your enemies

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    stever777 wrote: »
    Infidel's Av is back to his scary stare. I miss the multi-colored-power-team-guys!

    We must watch him, Ringo. He is a sympathiser to them, he be!

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MaxFrost wrote: »
    Drez, what is this rainbow nonsense!? Ye're a bloody pirate, one who should be living by the Jolly Roger, and should be bathed with the blood of your enemies

    One.

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  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Capfalcon if he floats then there be pirate-witches

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fidoh wrote: »
    If my mathema... If my mathethmat.... ... If my mathematicicsihs....

    I mean if my calcull... If my calcatulati... My calcccc....

    I mean if my numbers are correct, this be the tally:

    Yer a 'orrible pirate. If you canna reckon shares, double shares for officers, quadruple shares for te captain and half shares for the galley boys in yer head yer no proper pirate!

    Fidoh, to the plank with ye!

    Ain't called "Going on the account" fer nothing!
    Spoiler:

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gather round me buckos and hear me sea shanty.

    Oh, who's the rapscallion I want to vote out?
    YO HO! Blow Ringo down.
    Let's keel haul the bastard and use'em for grout.
    YO HO! Blow Ringo down.

    He's a villianous curr that I really want dead,
    YO HO! Blow Ringo down.
    To leave him on the crew is a thought you should dread,
    YO HO! Blow Ringo down.

    SYSOP wrote: »

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    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fidoh wrote: »
    If my mathema... If my mathethmat.... ... If my mathematicicsihs....

    I mean if my calcull... If my calcatulati... My calcccc....

    I mean if my numbers are correct, this be the tally:

    Yer a 'orrible pirate. If you canna reckon shares, double shares for officers, quadruple shares for te captain and half shares for the galley boys in yer head yer no proper pirate!

    Fidoh, to the plank with ye!

    Ain't called "Going on the account" fer nothing!
    Spoiler:

    Arrrrrr dont be forgetting my rum shares and grog shares neither, how's a pirate supposed supposed to plunder any booty without grog. Did I hear something about Pirate wenches... oh pirate witches, you best be careful I nearly spilled me grog for nothing bucko.

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gonna have to withdraw from the game I'm afraid.

    This week is shaping up to be pretty busy and I'm not sure I'll have the time for this.

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Stew_Stick has walked the plank, arrrrr!

    !Drez shall join him, the Wheel will be avenged ye scurvy swabs!

  • simonwolfsimonwolf DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yarrrr

    i be needing a new page before the Ten Tanks shall continue their epic voyage for booty

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Stew_Stick has walked the plank, arrrrr!

    !Drez shall join him, the Wheel will be avenged ye scurvy swabs!

    Two.

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    voting for Drez is a good vote.

    bastard collared me in the Wheel mini.

    time to die landlubber!!

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    voting for Drez is a good vote.

    bastard collared me in the Wheel mini.

    time to die landlubber!!

    Three.

    edit: You do realize you won because I collared you, right? You scurvy dog.

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  • HefflingHeffling Center of Excellence Applications Engineer Alexandria, LARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Oh dear, ze other pirates are so rowdy and vicious, it makes a grown man like me happy in ze pants! Ze scalawags can be sooooooooo handsome, no? I just love watching zem scurry around like bilge rats, tickling each ozer with zere swords.

    I just wish someone would walk my giant plank. !Trust, I do not know anyzing about ze, but would you be so kind? I must say, you have a beautiful sword.

    I think ya been too long at sea, matey, with all thar inuendo.

    mcp wrote: »
    I'm never going anywhere near your lawn.
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yargh, I do believe it be time for the one known as Ringo to head down to visit the fishes. This sudden rush of votes for Drez has all the looks of a faction bandwagon, ye scurvy dogs.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    WEEK TWO

    "To port," came the resounding cry from the crew, "We've only enough grog to last another fortnight!"

    With Anthony on the helm with the captain, all goes well - a few terse words, here or there, but Stoutsparrow's overpowering presence and physique keeps the scrapping young man under wraps.

    The decks work find and dandy as well, Skyler the Killer finding no reason to have to shoot Bandalor Grieg, as the lad manages to keep his fighting words to himself, much to Shaka's beard's relief. With a mind on their grog and their grog on their mind, the decks are kept clear and free of any mischief, and no trouble befouls them. (Decks Check: 6 + 4 = 10, SUCCESS)

    Without any shenanigans coming from Anthony, instead they have to deal with Rocky Grifterfellow working sails, a job that seems relatively out of the ordinary for a man without opposable thumbs, or fingers of any kind to think of. Surprising everyone, he manages to demonstrate a remarkable dexterity with his feet, tying ropes and hoisting sails with the best of them. Nobody really wants to touch those ropes afterwards, though. Lord knows where those feet have been. (Sails Check: 6 + 6 = 12, SUCCESS)

    "Smoke on the horizon," comes the cry from the crow's nest, and the crew cheers with delight. Sailing closer to the safety of civilisation, the crew prepare themselves for some good old fashioned rest and relaxation. Also whores. Lots of whores. Soon after arriving, however, they find themselves at a port with...

    THE CON ARTIST

    As soon as they land, the brave and dread Captain Stoutsparrow is asked by a young, trustworthy-looking man if the infamous Stoutsparrow would like to buy a discount coupon for discount whores and grog at the finest brothel in port. Jumping on the opportunity, Stoutsparrow pays the young man 10 Booty, and continues to walk up towards the port's brothel, only to arrive at an abandoned building with the words "NO BROTHEL HERE". After realising that the coupon was made of a banana skin and had misspelled "whoors", Stoutsparrow cries out in anger! He's been conned!

    Giving chase, Stoutsparrow soon comes across the young man and draws his sword, demanding satisfaction. Realising he's been beaten by the best, the young man returns the gold, and also offers to join the crew of the ship! What a bargain!

    New crew member gained! The first person who wants to be this new crew member will be added to the game.

    The crew disperses, after all that, taking their 1 booty allowance. -13 Booty

    CURRENT TALLY
    BOOTY: 40
    GROG: 28

    Captain Stoutsparrow and crew, you need to decide:
    a) How much grog you'll be buying - it's an even trade of 1:1
    b) How many crew members you'll be recruiting - a new crew member costs 1 Grog and 1 Booty
    c) How much booty you'll put in the bank - there are events which can subtract from your Booty total, banked Booty is immune to those effects, but inaccessible unless you're at a port
    d) Whether you'll be going to an Island or Port next week



    THE CREW
    Spoiler:

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Heffling wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Oh dear, ze other pirates are so rowdy and vicious, it makes a grown man like me happy in ze pants! Ze scalawags can be sooooooooo handsome, no? I just love watching zem scurry around like bilge rats, tickling each ozer with zere swords.

    I just wish someone would walk my giant plank. !Trust, I do not know anyzing about ze, but would you be so kind? I must say, you have a beautiful sword.

    I think ya been too long at sea, matey, with all thar inuendo.

    In your end-o.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhtFKNNd04A

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  • DiorinixDiorinix Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I say we be needin 3 rations of grog per crew member. That means +11 grog (39)/-11 booty (29). To ensure we all have a booty in case we be scattered by the HMS Scumbucket, I say we leave 17 booty to the bank - 1 per crew member, 2 for our first mate and 4 for our cap'n (12 left).

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    Mmmmm....toasty.
  • DiorinixDiorinix Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    And to the islands for our next destination, ye-arr.

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    Mmmmm....toasty.
  • HefflingHeffling Center of Excellence Applications Engineer Alexandria, LARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yer a 'orrible pirate. If you canna reckon shares, double shares for officers, quadruple shares for te captain and half shares for the galley boys in yer head yer no proper pirate!

    Taint but two pirates on a ship evar need ta know math. Thar cap'n and sum'n ya trust so da cap'n can't pull nut'n ovar arr 'eads.

    mcp wrote: »
    I'm never going anywhere near your lawn.
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Island ho! We be needin more booty ta make up fer this

  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yarrrrr that be wise Salty Bob (Diorinix) . We shud be puttin some booty on the side fer future grog runs. We could drop some less booty at the bank and get us another hand on deck.

    WE BE RECRUITIN A NEW BUCCANEER. Inquire within.

    Island next.

  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User
    edited May 2011
    Diorinix wrote: »
    I say we be needin 3 rations of grog per crew member. That means +11 grog (39)/-11 booty (29). To ensure we all have a booty in case we be scattered by the HMS Scumbucket, I say we leave 17 booty to the bank - 1 per crew member, 2 for our first mate and 4 for our cap'n (12 left).

    This be a silly idea! We need grog! All da booty we should be spendin' on grog! And to an island, I tell ye cap'n.

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !Heffling

    Alegis you have not recruited me

    What is this

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gumpy, is that an official sign-up to join the Ten Tanks

    If so, please state your pirate name for the pirate records.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Welcome aboard, Rusty Iron Fist (Gumpy)!

    Still recruitin another buccaneer!

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