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An "Invisible" Rapture? Clever Girl

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    they got like these people that bum money over here, it's mainly women and children and they come up to you asking if you speak english or german or whatever; they have a card with "can I have some money" written on it in every language.

    So if you give them money they have like a beggar ring leader who collects all the money. Not sure what they do with it, could be anything.

    I found swearing at them in German is the best way to keep them away from you. Obviously, the kids don't get this treatment because you can shoo them away pretty easily anyways.

    Note, this was in Paris, not sure about other places.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah I am wondering where Jesus is

    not here, that's for sure

    I mean I am totally not Jesus

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Butler wrote: »
    it's now the 21st where I am

    hey jesus

    come at me bro

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i really don't dig it when people complain about homeless people

    just

    think about it for a second

    that makes you a dick

    I agree.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Butler wrote: »
    it's now the 21st where I am

    hey jesus

    come at me bro

    It might be the 21st where you live, but it's not in America where Jesus actually gives a shit

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    Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    it's now the 21st where I am

    hey jesus

    come at me bro

    It might be the 21st where you live, but it's not in America where Jesus actually gives a shit

    God only loves America.

    (Or hates America, if you listen to Fred Phelps.)

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    Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Butler wrote: »
    it's now the 21st where I am

    hey jesus

    come at me bro

    Which Jesus are we talking about, here? To quote Illuminati: New World Order:
    ". . . horde upon horde of False Jesii . . . The New Jesus, The Old-Time Jesus, the Werejesus, the 900 Foot Tall Jesus, the Astronaut Jesus, the Lady Jesus, the Animal Jesus, or the Four-Legged Jesus anyway, the Singin' Jesus, the Upside-Down Jesus . . . and the Vampire Jesus who gave His blood for you and now WANTS IT BACK . . ."

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The most interesting comment I have heard regarding homeless people is from a person who was homeless.

    He said he never gives them money because he said, if you were on a the street you have a damn good reason, and hand outs aren't going to make them get off the street and there are plenty of services to get them off the street.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    the Werejesus of course

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I kill every homeless man I see

    The plot of Terminator 5 will be you time traveling back to when you looked like a vagrant and killing yourself.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    so they're filming the walking dead around my office over the next couple weeks.


    Thats kinda cool.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    three days ago I had a flashback that i was present at Charlemagne being crowned emperor

    Berk on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    so they're filming the walking dead around my office over the next couple weeks.


    Thats kinda cool.

    i don't know if you saw but they're looking for extras

    really emaciated people preferred

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    yeah, I'm too tall. I tried last season.

    "too distinctive" was the quote.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    discriminating against tall zombies??

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    w-whats wrong with being distinctive?

    the variety kinda helps emphasise they used to be people

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    no fat zombies allowed

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Actually. in the case of Judaism at least, it's probably worse to be atheist.

    Definitely. At least we control the government through our lizardman project.

    AMP'd on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I thought I was a shoe-in, hell I was even more desiccated then. I'm 6'5" and was hovering around 155lbs.

    I'm a big fatty now. 170. The only guy to gain weight on chemo.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    its a fun show but there really isn't anything remarkable about it
    at least so far its only just showing here.

    Berk on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    I thought I was a shoe-in, hell I was even more desiccated then. I'm 6'5" and was hovering around 155lbs.

    I'm a big fatty now. 170. The only guy to gain weight on chemo.

    well, when your nurse is Paula Deen..

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I don't really mind homeless dudes that are begging

    but

    probably as a result of growing up in New Mexico

    I have a very, very low tolerance for homeless people that get in my face

    I'm not saying I'm going to plug a guy who is being aggressive, or that I endorse it, but I have had a lot of encounters with panhandlers that refuse to be ignored, and it's done a number on my patience

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    kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I thought I was a shoe-in, hell I was even more desiccated then. I'm 6'5" and was hovering around 155lbs.

    I'm a big fatty now. 170. The only guy to gain weight on chemo.

    well, when your nurse is Paula Deen..
    Ah'm just gonna hook yew up to this gravy I.V. now ...
    y'all

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    deep fried butter I.V.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm reserving judgement on Walking Dead to see how they handle the Prison.


    No incredibly depressing debilitating Prison storyline, no deal.

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    kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I enjoyed the first season.

    I have the first two collected hardbacks. Need to get more.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I really enjoyed the Walking Dead, despite that last few episodes being kinda meh

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    I solve the panhandling issue by rarely having any cash on me

    do you listen to the charlie hodge half-time show on klbj

    because he talks frequently about intimidatasaurus rex

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    FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    one time a dude was begging in santa monica

    he looked like a hipster, had a backpack and unkempt beard but was wearing normal enough clothes

    he put a curse on me when i didn't give him any money :(

    Yeah the 'old curse on your dick if you don't give me money' is a classic. Usually only see it in Africa anymore. Consider yourself part of an ancient tradition.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    I solve the panhandling issue by rarely having any cash on me

    do you listen to the charlie hodge half-time show on klbj

    because he talks frequently about intimidatasaurus rex

    I haven't run into that guy, but then I haven't been downtown in a while anyway

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I solve the panhandling issue by rarely having any cash on me

    do you listen to the charlie hodge half-time show on klbj

    because he talks frequently about intimidatasaurus rex

    I haven't run into that guy, but then I haven't been downtown in a while anyway

    i think it's the catch-all term for the aggressive panhandlers downtown

    you know, the ones that get dropped off and picked up in vans. almost like a nefarious panhandling circle

    Dead Legend on
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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Foolproof wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    one time a dude was begging in santa monica

    he looked like a hipster, had a backpack and unkempt beard but was wearing normal enough clothes

    he put a curse on me when i didn't give him any money :(

    Yeah the 'old curse on your dick if you don't give me money' is a classic. Usually only see it in Africa anymore. Consider yourself part of an ancient tradition.

    Good thing Quoth's a woman than

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    a curse on my vagina

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    apparently harold camping's church has about $72 mil in the bank

    wonder what they were planning to do with that after tomorrow

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    skip town?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    He's done this before. I seriously doubt he's going to skip town on such a lucrative scheme when he already has a loyal, gullible base of supporters who will mostly accept whatever excuses he gives for why the rapture didn't happen on schedule again. And even if he loses members from his flock, I'm sure there's plenty of other gullible people he can fleece the next time he feels like pulling this stunt.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    no no guys I swear, I actually meant 2024

    give me money

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Just a slight miscalculation, I'll get it right next time

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh shit I got the numbers backwards, it's actually due to happen in 1102

    ...wait

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