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An "Invisible" Rapture? Clever Girl

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Someone should do a play through of Bioshock 1 and 2 on the 21st and donate any money they get to Child's Play

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    whoa
    I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me

    who would figure god has a statute of limitations

    ...iniquity of parents to the third--who threw that?! Well? Fine, and fourth generation of those who reject me. You bring it on yourselves you know."

  • ZapRatZapRat Mage of Mind A town that has a name that appears in HomestuckRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I would take Isaac Newton's prediction over all of those.

    It's not very useful. It's too far away for anyone to con the faithful into buying books or to frighten the undecided into joining an contributing to a doomsday cult.

    I'm of the belief that using the Lord's name to defraud people violates a commandment, so anyone who does it is a blasphemer who should not be obeyed by the faithful.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    you can trust isaac newton

    he was an alchemist, you know

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I want to be eating indian food when the rapture happens.

    but, i pretty much want to be eating indian food at all times.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I find it strange that I haven't seen any of this rapture business around here

    Pretty sure everyone I know would think that guy's crazy

    Ohhhh, he's in California. I get it now.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    There was some guy who sunk his entire life savings into advertising for this thing. Like 150 grand into billboards and shit

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    When I was growing up there were some crazies that lived a few houses up. The parent's pulled their kids out of school and sold all their shit 'cause they were sure the apocalypse was coming soon. So, they just kinda sat around in an empty house all day.

    The police showed up one night, and apparently the dad was beating his wife with a chain. One of the kids ran to a neighbor and called the police. Not sure what happened with those people.

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well the father is probably in jail and the children are probably with social services.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Let's all play Bioshock.

    High quality post.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    you can trust isaac newton

    he was an alchemist, you know

    The best part about Newton was that he was a complete, unabashed asshole.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If I invented calculus I'd be the smuggest asshole on the planet.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    No matter where I am, I want to be naked

    NeoToma wrote: »
    Is it a frog? A little dinosaur? Also he has the good sense to stay on all four legs. Look at those other two, standing on their hind legs, putting on airs. Do you think you're people? Pfft. Bulbasaur is the working man's Pokemon. Bulbasaur is blue jeans and big dreams. Bulbasaur is Bruce Springsten. Bulbasaur is America.
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I mean

    we are all related, if you want to get super pedantic about it

    right?

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    Boy, you ain't no kin of mine.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I mean

    we are all related, if you want to get super pedantic about it

    right?

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    Boy, you ain't no kin of mine.

    sorta ironic b/c this guy looks like Walt Whitman

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i thought it was Walt Whit for a second too

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    TheStig wrote: »
    If I invented calculus I'd be the smuggest asshole on the planet.

    by 25

    invented calculus and astrophysics and discovered and defined gravity


    by 25


    also, alchemy was tremendously important in developing the scientific method and and inorganic chemistry so....

    STEAM
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Apocalypse party

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I mean

    we are all related, if you want to get super pedantic about it

    right?

    1moonshiner.jpg
    Boy, you ain't no kin of mine.

    sorta ironic b/c this guy looks like Walt Whitman

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.

    May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I invented that form of magicks

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    If I invented calculus I'd be the smuggest asshole on the planet.

    by 25

    invented calculus and astrophysics and discovered and defined gravity


    by 25


    also, alchemy was tremendously important in developing the scientific method and and inorganic chemistry so....

    Also yeah this is so insane it makes me wonder if men were made of 'better stuff' back then.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Aahahahhahaha
    Masturbating Wizard, that's amazing.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I mean

    we are all related, if you want to get super pedantic about it

    right?

    1moonshiner.jpg
    Boy, you ain't no kin of mine.

    sorta ironic b/c this guy looks like Walt Whitman

    tMbly.jpg

    odd thing #1: "masturbating wizard"?? what the heck

    odd thing #2: you had to google Walt Whitman?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm 25 btw and I hate myself

    STEAM
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I mean

    we are all related, if you want to get super pedantic about it

    right?

    1moonshiner.jpg
    Boy, you ain't no kin of mine.

    sorta ironic b/c this guy looks like Walt Whitman

    tMbly.jpg

    odd thing #1: "masturbating wizard"?? what the heck

    odd thing #2: you had to google Walt Whitman?

    I was checking to see if there were pictures of him with a pistol and shotgun.

    Turns out that guy is just a regular old moonshiner.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Walt Whitman

    Masturbating Wizard

    Someone make that movie right now

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    its ok pip i hate you too

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    But thanks for assuming I never attended school in the United States.

    Not that I should have because I didn't learn how to make hooch when I did.

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Framling wrote: »
    So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.

    May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.

    Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    edited May 2011
    dammit Jesus, can't you wait until finals are over?

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This is a photo of one of those "May 21st = end of the world" billboards down the street from my house.
    Spoiler:

    I cannot wait until Sunday. I'm going to go drive by that sign and check to see if they've pasted over it.

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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    If I invented calculus I'd be the smuggest asshole on the planet.

    by 25

    invented calculus and astrophysics and discovered and defined gravity


    by 25


    also, alchemy was tremendously important in developing the scientific method and and inorganic chemistry so....

    Also yeah this is so insane it makes me wonder if men were made of 'better stuff' back then.

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/26/12-year-old-genius-expands-einsteins-theory-of-relativity/

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  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I'm 25 btw and I hate myself

    same

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    But thanks for assuming I never attended school in the United States.

    Not that I should have because I didn't learn how to make hooch when I did.

    the negatives in this post are totally Wacking Me Out

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I'm 25 btw and I hate myself

    If you hate yourself for not being as smart as Newton

    Well

    Welcome to the rest of humanity?

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    But does it mean he's like

    a savant masturbator

    or

    an actual wizard who also masturbates.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    gay boner alert

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    facetious wrote: »
    But does it mean he's like

    a savant masturbator

    or

    an actual wizard who also masturbates.

    Masturbation is essential to his sorcery

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    erotimancer

    STEAM
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