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An "Invisible" Rapture? Clever Girl

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    But thanks for assuming I never attended school in the United States.

    Not that I should have because I didn't learn how to make hooch when I did.

    the negatives in this post are totally Wacking Me Out

    We must be related if these posts are anything to go by.

    You still owe me money for bailing you out in Utah after trying to sleep with three Mormon schoolgirls and a horse.

    Mother will never forgive you.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom I can't take 6 on at once I'm still an apprentice for gods sakesRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    facetious wrote: »
    But does it mean he's like

    a savant masturbator

    or

    an actual wizard who also masturbates.

    He performs magic

    But only while masturbating can it be performed perfectly

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Charles Kinbote wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    But thanks for assuming I never attended school in the United States.

    Not that I should have because I didn't learn how to make hooch when I did.

    the negatives in this post are totally Wacking Me Out

    We must be related if these posts are anything to go by.

    You still owe me money for bailing you out in Utah after trying to sleep with three Mormon schoolgirls and a horse.

    Mother will never forgive you.

    got damn preacher's daughter said she'd take the fall got damn hell if I'ma lay waste my savings and con-siderable personal fortune for the heck of woman can't keep her own damn word

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Autoerotimancer

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I have co-workers that are actually worried about this!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    facetious wrote: »
    But does it mean he's like

    a savant masturbator

    or

    an actual wizard who also masturbates.

    As a registered sexomancer, I can say that masturbation is the fuel he needs for his dark magixxxs.

    It's several steps below the magic I use in my dark sex engine I built to tap into all the sexual energy on the planet.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom I can't take 6 on at once I'm still an apprentice for gods sakesRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Macro9 wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    But does it mean he's like

    a savant masturbator

    or

    an actual wizard who also masturbates.

    As a registered sexomancer, I

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I can link some crumblix relating to sexomancy

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'll be working on the apocalypse, then.

    Goody.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    But does it mean he's like

    a savant masturbator

    or

    an actual wizard who also masturbates.

    As a registered sexomancer, I

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    I am the regret you have after every sexual encounter.

    I am the lust within you.

    I am your future, little man.

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  • Evil WeevilEvil Weevil Registered User
    edited May 2011
    So if you think about hairy men with six pacs at night, I'm assuming you're going to not be Raptured?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm watching Escape from New York

    I've never seen the first half (probably) of this movie.

    I wish there were more cool dystopian movies now-a-days.

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Artreus wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.

    May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.

    Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.

    No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.

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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also not enough movies have Mac 10s with huge silencers+scopes on them

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  • ArtreusArtreus AloneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Framling wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.

    May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.

    Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.

    No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.

    Oh well that is silly.

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  • ArtreusArtreus AloneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    I'm watching Escape from New York

    I've never seen the first half (probably) of this movie.

    I wish there were more cool dystopian movies now-a-days.

    Man, I love post-apocalyptic movies. There should be more good ones.

    edit: Cause I think I've seen all of the ones worth seeing.

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So are we getting raptured in here or what

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The more important question is whether or not Jesus has time for Mario Kart races beforehand.

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    The more important question is whether or not Jesus has time for Mario Kart races beforehand.

    You bringing your Dreamcast with you to Heaven, cj?

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Somnambulist SocietyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    But does it mean he's like

    a savant masturbator

    or

    an actual wizard who also masturbates.

    He performs magic

    But only while masturbating can it be performed perfectly

    His dick is his wand

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    We've seen posters for this thing on billboards, along with randomly tacked up "Jesus is the light" cardboard posters. I'm surprised no one has taken them down yet, and was tempted to do so on my own because they are a visual blight upon my neighborhood, but found the thought of having to port the posters along until I found a place to dump them (of which there would be none) highly unsavory. Also the posters are tacked on quite deeply so it seems like too much trouble.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom I can't take 6 on at once I'm still an apprentice for gods sakesRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    God's Rapture List:

    Almost Everybody

    God's Left Behind List:

    Sheri
    Gadhafi
    Sarah Palin
    Gary Busey

    Ooh, sorry Sheri, looks like you just missed the list

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    God's Rapture List:

    Almost Everybody

    God's Left Behind List:

    Sheri
    Gadhafi
    Sarah Palin
    Gary Busey

    Ooh, sorry Sheri, looks like you just missed the list

    As if there was any doubt

    Just make sure that Palin chick stays far away from me and we'll be good

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Age of Apocalypse!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom I can't take 6 on at once I'm still an apprentice for gods sakesRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    God's Rapture List:

    Almost Everybody

    God's Left Behind List:

    Sheri
    Gadhafi
    Sarah Palin
    Gary Busey

    Ooh, sorry Sheri, looks like you just missed the list

    As if there was any doubt

    Just make sure that Palin chick stays far away from me and we'll be good

    The only 4 people on the Left Behind list are the 4 craziest people on the planet

    The last 3 are just plain crazy

    You're crazy awesome

    Too much so for even God to handle

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Somnambulist SocietyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fucking Gambit's not even looking the right way

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    God's Rapture List:

    Almost Everybody

    God's Left Behind List:

    Sheri
    Gadhafi
    Sarah Palin
    Gary Busey

    Ooh, sorry Sheri, looks like you just missed the list

    As if there was any doubt

    Just make sure that Palin chick stays far away from me and we'll be good

    The only 4 people on the Left Behind list are the 4 craziest people on the planet

    The last 3 are just plain crazy

    You're crazy awesome

    Too much so for even God to handle

    You done kissing my ass yet?

    I gotta know, cuz I'm about to let one rip.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    JoeUser wrote: »
    The Age of Apocalypse!

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    That series was so good.

    My favorite run ever.

    The art was beyond fantastic.

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Just kidding Sweeny Todd thank you <3

    I guess I should stop purposefully misspelling your name now, eh?

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I had a pretty dark thought.
    What if thousands of people cremated themselves on the 21st, just to try to prank the world?

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited May 2011
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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    I look at these as if they're just straight up jokes

    but I know somewhere someone believes them to be real

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    .
    .

    I completely want to use art to convey the image of a skeleton busking in a subway station in post-apocalyptic Paris
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Party like it's 199 [STRIKE]9[/STRIKE] 4

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fucking, jesus getting glare on my screen

    a mortal sin indeed

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  • Rogue LemonRogue Lemon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man, I bet the guy driving the Rapture Van is gonna be getting so much ass on May 20th.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Artreus wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    I'm watching Escape from New York

    I've never seen the first half (probably) of this movie.

    I wish there were more cool dystopian movies now-a-days.

    Man, I love post-apocalyptic movies. There should be more good ones.

    edit: Cause I think I've seen all of the ones worth seeing.

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