So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.
May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.
Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.
No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.
So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.
May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.
Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.
No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.
Hey Sheri, if all the holy people get Rapture'd, what's the over/under on you being able to get us all into post-Rapture Disney World for a day of unbridled debauchery?
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edited May 2011
Honestly, there's only two parts of me here.
There's the bigger, 99.99999% part that's all rational and knows nothing is going to happen.
But then there's the remainder, 0.00001% part of me, that's like "Shit yes, end of the world. Let's do that, so I don't have to finish these test suites."
There is no "oh no, better repent" part of me. These billboards are ineffective.
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So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.
May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.
Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.
No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.
Oh well that is silly.
giant lion-flies with the faces of a man
Now I want to be left behind.
Well they also apparently cause the worst pain imaginable when they bite/sting you and you will wish for death but it will not come because you can't die or something?
Me and the wife and a couple friends are going to watch whatever end-of-the-world movies we can pull out of our ass on Saturday. Not enough time to get a good orgy together ;-)
Also I got invited to a Facebook event: Post-Rapture Looting.
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edited May 2011
I always wonder when I see dates predicted for events like this
So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.
May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.
Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.
No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.
Oh well that is silly.
giant lion-flies with the faces of a man
Now I want to be left behind.
Well they also apparently cause the worst pain imaginable when they bite/sting you and you will wish for death but it will not come because you can't die or something?
God made those when he was feeling his most peaceful and loving.
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And when it doesn't happen, does that prove the Bible false and mean you'll stop believing it?
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Is Steve Buscemi in Escape from New York
There is a dude here who looks a HELL of a lot like him but its not on his IMDB page
On the 22nd he'll kill himself after he realizes he'll never get that ass again and he'll never get the deposit on the van back
Steam
And some nut case is going to make it a reality for them, and probably a few others.
"Steve and Evie Levy" seriously.
Those names can't be real.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
friends call him Stevie
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I just like the giant Richie Rich dollar sign being pulled into heaven
Now I want to be left behind.
And also this
Le Dernier Combat
He's not in Escape from New York.
He IS in Escape from L.A.
There's the bigger, 99.99999% part that's all rational and knows nothing is going to happen.
But then there's the remainder, 0.00001% part of me, that's like "Shit yes, end of the world. Let's do that, so I don't have to finish these test suites."
There is no "oh no, better repent" part of me. These billboards are ineffective.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Well they also apparently cause the worst pain imaginable when they bite/sting you and you will wish for death but it will not come because you can't die or something?
Also I got invited to a Facebook event: Post-Rapture Looting.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
which timezone does the prediction refer to?
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My last post is gonna get cut off as I get yanked up through the ceiling.
dude is packing heat
and i ain't talkin bout the guns
Obviously AMERICA. Y'know, GOD's timezone.
This post made me laugh a lot.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
one of my friends yelled this out while drunk and I took a liking to it
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
which one?
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as in, 6 pm in each and every time zone, that time zone will get raptured
in a way god is not unlike santa claus
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Maybe I should just blow the essays off and see what happens over the weekend, explain to the college on Monday if we're all still here?
the end times start at 6pm new zealand time according to this station
i have no idea why they picked that time zone
it's the first major landmass after the dateline?
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God made those when he was feeling his most peaceful and loving.
"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." – Matthew 24:36
So either he thinks Jesus was kidding or he thinks he's God
God works in mysterious ways
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let me explain how the trinity works
You see, you've got God, right?
And then you've got Jesus, his begotten and only son.
But they're both God.
Then you've got this ghost, he's a Holy ghost.
But it's also God.
It's all GOD. GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD.
now gimme all your gold, god needs that
Dogma this