An "Invisible" Rapture? Clever Girl

#pipe · May 2011

The Bible
Guarantees
It

And when it doesn't happen, does that prove the Bible false and mean you'll stop believing it?

FirmSkater · May 2011

Wait a minute

Is Steve Buscemi in Escape from New York

There is a dude here who looks a HELL of a lot like him but its not on his IMDB page

Sweeney Tom · May 2011

Rogue Lemon wrote: »

Man, I bet the guy driving the Rapture Van is gonna be getting so much ass on May 20th.

On the 22nd he'll kill himself after he realizes he'll never get that ass again and he'll never get the deposit on the van back

TheStig · May 2011

Oghulk wrote: »

Xehalus wrote: »

[IMG][IMG][IMG][IMG][IMG]

I look at these as if they're just straight up jokes

but I know somewhere someone believes them to be real

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And some nut case is going to make it a reality for them, and probably a few others.

facetious · May 2011

JoeUser wrote: »

"Steve and Evie Levy" seriously.

Those names can't be real.

cj iwakura · May 2011

What Jean Reno movie is that?

#pipe · May 2011

facetious wrote: »

"Steve and Evie Levy" seriously.

Those names can't be real.

friends call him Stevie

JoeUser · May 2011

facetious wrote: »

JoeUser wrote: »

"Steve and Evie Levy" seriously.

Those names can't be real.

I just like the giant Richie Rich dollar sign being pulled into heaven

PixelMonkey · May 2011

Artreus wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.

May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.

Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.

No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.

Oh well that is silly.

giant lion-flies with the faces of a man

Now I want to be left behind.

Macro9 · May 2011

Macro9 wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

FirmSkater wrote: »

I'm watching Escape from New York

I've never seen the first half (probably) of this movie.

I wish there were more cool dystopian movies now-a-days.

Man, I love post-apocalyptic movies. There should be more good ones.

edit: Cause I think I've seen all of the ones worth seeing.

And also this

Macro9 · May 2011

cj iwakura wrote: »

What Jean Reno movie is that?

Le Dernier Combat

Oghulk · May 2011

PixelMonkey wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.

May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.

Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.

No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.

Oh well that is silly.

giant lion-flies with the faces of a man

Now I want to be left behind.

Virgil_Leads_You · May 2011

A Boy and His Dog was a pretty interesting film

TankHammer · May 2011

Hey Sheri, if all the holy people get Rapture'd, what's the over/under on you being able to get us all into post-Rapture Disney World for a day of unbridled debauchery?

FirmSkater wrote: »

Wait a minute

Is Steve Buscemi in Escape from New York

There is a dude here who looks a HELL of a lot like him but its not on his IMDB page

He's not in Escape from New York.

He IS in Escape from L.A.

Framling · May 2011

Honestly, there's only two parts of me here.

There's the bigger, 99.99999% part that's all rational and knows nothing is going to happen.

But then there's the remainder, 0.00001% part of me, that's like "Shit yes, end of the world. Let's do that, so I don't have to finish these test suites."

There is no "oh no, better repent" part of me. These billboards are ineffective.

Artreus · May 2011

PixelMonkey wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.

May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.

Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.

No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.

Oh well that is silly.

giant lion-flies with the faces of a man

Now I want to be left behind.

Well they also apparently cause the worst pain imaginable when they bite/sting you and you will wish for death but it will not come because you can't die or something?

MetroidZoid · May 2011

Me and the wife and a couple friends are going to watch whatever end-of-the-world movies we can pull out of our ass on Saturday. Not enough time to get a good orgy together ;-)

Also I got invited to a Facebook event: Post-Rapture Looting.

#pipe · May 2011

I always wonder when I see dates predicted for events like this

which timezone does the prediction refer to?

Goatmon · May 2011

JoeUser wrote: »

Tossrock wrote: »

i'm pretty sure you wouldn't notice anything if you were in SE++ when the rapture went down

place is brimming with sinners

Gonna be awesome when all the killjoys are gone!

My last post is gonna get cut off as I get yanked up through the ceiling.

Tossrock · May 2011

Macro9 wrote: »

Charles Kinbote wrote: »

I mean

we are all related, if you want to get super pedantic about it

right?

Boy, you ain't no kin of mine.

dude is packing heat

and i ain't talkin bout the guns

Tossrock · May 2011

i spent a long time trying to figure out the best way to call attention to a hillbilly's boner

TankHammer · May 2011

#pipe wrote: »

I always wonder when I see dates predicted for events like this

which timezone does the prediction refer to?

Obviously AMERICA. Y'know, GOD's timezone.

AMP'd · May 2011

I would have just yelled out BONER PATROL

Tossrock · May 2011

"boner alert" was in the running

facetious · May 2011

Tossrock wrote: »

i spent a long time trying to figure out the best way to call attention to a hillbilly's boner

This post made me laugh a lot.

Tasteticle · May 2011

I prefer the old standby 'THE CHUB IS AFLUB'

one of my friends yelled this out while drunk and I took a liking to it

#pipe · May 2011

TankHammer wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

I always wonder when I see dates predicted for events like this

which timezone does the prediction refer to?

Obviously AMERICA. Y'know, GOD's timezone.

which one?

Tasteticle · May 2011

actually this one is for all time zones

as in, 6 pm in each and every time zone, that time zone will get raptured

in a way god is not unlike santa claus

Fyndir · May 2011

I really am going to be pissed as hell if the world ends on Saturday after I spend two days feverishly working on essays.

Maybe I should just blow the essays off and see what happens over the weekend, explain to the college on Monday if we're all still here?

Ubik · May 2011

my friend listens to a christian radio station (here in america)

the end times start at 6pm new zealand time according to this station

i have no idea why they picked that time zone

#pipe · May 2011

Ubik wrote: »

my friend listens to a christian radio station (here in america)

the end times start at 6pm new zealand time according to this station

i have no idea why they picked that time zone

it's the first major landmass after the dateline?

BYToady · May 2011

Artreus wrote: »

PixelMonkey wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

So the rapture is gonna happen on May 21st, and then god blows up the planet on October 21, right? So here's the deal.

May 21, god's gonna take all the religious folks, and leave all the rest of us. The rest of us then have five months to build space ships and get off the planet. If we manage to get off the planet before god blows it up, Science wins.

Nah there are supposed to be 7 years of earthquakes and the seas boiling and giant lion-flies with the faces of a man or something before he blows the planet up.

No, this is according to the dude that's saying that yes, definitely it will be on May 21st.

Oh well that is silly.

giant lion-flies with the faces of a man

Now I want to be left behind.

Well they also apparently cause the worst pain imaginable when they bite/sting you and you will wish for death but it will not come because you can't die or something?

God made those when he was feeling his most peaceful and loving.

Centipede Damascus · May 2011

this guy is an idiot.

"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." – Matthew 24:36

So either he thinks Jesus was kidding or he thinks he's God

TheStig · May 2011

Now find the one that contradicts that.

FirmSkater · May 2011

If Jesus and God are the same person how can God know when the end of the world will happen but Jesus can't.

#pipe · May 2011

FirmSkater wrote: »

If Jesus and God are the same person how can God know when the end of the world will happen but Jesus can't.

God works in mysterious ways

Centipede Damascus · May 2011

FirmSkater wrote: »

If Jesus and God are the same person how can God know when the end of the world will happen but Jesus can't.

let me explain how the trinity works

Aphostile · May 2011

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

FirmSkater wrote: »

If Jesus and God are the same person how can God know when the end of the world will happen but Jesus can't.

let me explain how the trinity works

You see, you've got God, right?

And then you've got Jesus, his begotten and only son.

But they're both God.

Then you've got this ghost, he's a Holy ghost.

But it's also God.

It's all GOD. GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD.

Tossrock · May 2011

you see it's like this shamrock

now gimme all your gold, god needs that

Keith · May 2011

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

FirmSkater wrote: »

If Jesus and God are the same person how can God know when the end of the world will happen but Jesus can't.

let me explain how the trinity works

Dogma this

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