Knights of Arcadia Phalla: Night 8: Oh Osa, Where Art Thou?

Munkus Beaver

VOTING CLOSED

End of Day 0:

The Acquaintance does not respond to the singular vote.

He simply stares.

And smiles.

Facetious is spared.

He is kind.

Marth

Who had Kusu going mad 15 minutes in?

Viscount Islands

The fuck

Also humans suck

facetious

I.. but..... :?

facetious

That was a cruel trick!!

Butler For Life #1

Viscount Islands wrote: »

The fuck

Also humans suck

do not

*headbutts*

Marth

The world is better with your mustache, facetious.

facetious

*smoothes it out proudly* I'm glad somebody agrees!

I Win Swordfights

I hate god and people with depth perception

Tommy2Hands

I will bronze it and display it in the town hall for all to see after your demise

Marth

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

I hate god and people with depth perception

I'll drink to that.

facetious

*wants the scary guy with one eye on his side* Did you know that my mustache is so bushy it cuts out a significant portion of my field of vision?

AMP'd

I once nearly lost an eye in a juggling accident

and that's why you never juggle knives

Kusuguttai

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

VOTING CLOSED

End of Day 0:

The Acquaintance does not respond to the singular vote.

He simply stares.

And smiles.

Facetious is spared.

He is kind.

Haha, I love you munkus

Viscount Islands

Face...I

I think you're dead.

...

One less human, works for me.

Viscount Islands

Oh never mind

Pah, the Acquaintance is soft.

I Win Swordfights

I'd like you a lot more if you shut up and bought me a drink

facetious

Oh man I just saw the edit of the edit.

Such a nice smile...

Tommy2Hands

I tried changing the material of my eye from photoreceptive pigments to photosynthetic ones

It didn't work out

Viscount Islands

Sorry

The Acquaintance

Thetheroo

Don't mind me, I'm just sketching a nice drawing. What is it, you ask? It's the 22 possible ways I've seen a man die using a butter knife. You see a lot of odd things in the constabulary.

Melding

Alright, so when do we start the drinking? There will be booze here, right?

facetious

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

I'd like you a lot more if you shut up and bought me a drink

I.. yes. Yes, quite. Er, is there a tavern nearby...? *pauses* Oh, right, er, not that you'd be able to... er, I'll find one.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Well, this will require research, and apparently my tomes did not make the journey with me.

Excuse me while I attempt to find the library.

Or a nice glass of sherry.

Either or.

Marth

Thetheroo wrote: »

Don't mind me, I'm just sketching a nice drawing. What is it, you ask? It's the 22 possible ways I've seen a man die using a butter knife. You see a lot of odd things in the constabulary.

I can guarantee the stuff out there at sea is worse.

Charles Kinbote

Fifty heads and thirteen wives,
Fifty necks all holding lives,
Axes, friends, truth and love,
Gentle push meets hasty shove.

AMP'd

!Acquaintance

we need someone a little more serious about rooting out evildoers in charge here

Thetheroo

AMP'd wrote: »

!Acquaintance

we need someone a little more serious about rooting out evildoers in charge here

Oh, this should be good. I'll need more red paint by the end of this.

facetious

But I'm not an evildoer!!

*thinks, "I've only ever killed contractually."*

Melding

facetious wrote: »

But I'm not an evildoer!!

*thinks, "I've only ever killed contractually."*

You got a funny look about you friend, why not come get something to drink to take the edge off.

(that took too long to edit)

facetious

(Read the edit!!)

Romanian My Escutcheon

Killing our host seems rather unkind!

Especially considering that this tomb he has interred us in seems needlessly convoluted, and finding our way around would be much easier with a guide.

On that note, so far I have found three chambers filled with a variety of screeching things, a room for practicing the crwth, and a room where a piano tried to eat me.

No library or sherry so far.

AMP'd

I'm also not sure if our host can die!

has anyone found any secret passageways in bookcases or grandfather clocks yet?

Beef Avenger

Ehh, so this Acquaintance wants us to put someone's head on the block then eh? Well will anyone be playing the hero to try and get us out of here, or shall we play this man's game get down to picking the unfortunate bastard

Tommy2Hands

I've already changed all the grandfather clocks into baby clocks

that was actually intended, however

The Geebs That Is A Pony

Which one of you bled on my floor? Get the FUCK OUT

Charles Kinbote

Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy wrote: »

Killing our host seems rather unkind!

Especially considering that this tomb he has interred us in seems needlessly convoluted, and finding our way around would be much easier with a guide.

On that note, so far I have found three chambers filled with a variety of screeching things, a room for practicing the crwth, and a room where a piano tried to eat me.

No library or sherry so far.

A slick tricky guide with things to hide and sly guys sighing lies from inside little honey-homes all licked around with silver seems hardly better a thing than no guide at all when one is deep and low into the belly of beast torch-flickering light and small silky whispers pour from all the walls about.

Nirya

This house is not very fat-friendly....

facetious

*stops playing with his mustache long enough to stare the jester*

What... what the hell did he just say?

Nirya

Sorry, accessible towards people with an eating problem.