so im watchin 24..

Air

i saw a bit of it on tv and thought it seemed pretty decent so i got dvds off someone and they only had season 4 and 5

im halfway through and thinking its good when jack bauer does some action stuff

but why are they trying to make him some kinda nice sensitive guy when he is not in the field

it would be better if he was always some tough guy mercenary type who doesnt give a shit about other people. the black guy seems to be better at not being a pansy every now and then

like some kids mother just got killed and i just know theres gonna be a scene of jack telling the kid and comforting as he cries all 'your mother loved you very much she did everything she could to help you'

all melodramatic and with the kid not getting beat up by jack

if i wanted melodramaction i would watch veronica mars

why does everyone on tv have to have issues

Recoil42

lol who needs punctuation



I never really got why everyone likes this show so much.

Synthetic Orange

The best parts are when the terrorists win.

Barcardi

So i am watching this season and i realize if you think about the plot for more than 5 minutes you realize there isnt really a plot.

redhead

From what my friend tells me is happening, it sounds like they've made the show into a retarded contest with the viewers where they see how much "intense" stuff they can stick in before everyone realizes they don't know why they're watching any more and stops. I haven't actually seen anything past season 1, but every time he sends me an IM that says something like "Guess what, so it turns out (character of some significance) is a (terrorist/spy/robot/bomb) and Jack had to (kill/maim/rape/date) them," I'm glad I'm not watching it.

Synthetic Orange

The plot is Arabs are bad people, except for the good ones. Also, prejudice is bad, but the person who you're beating up just because he's dark skinned may really be a terrorst. Also, armed and will shoot your ass dead.

Also, family sucks.

Air

and every few episodes is basically a repeating cycle

like 'omg nukes gonna blow up in 3 hours so we gotta hurry and stop them by following some tenuous lead and then sending jack in by himself'
then they stop the nukes but the terrorists didnt actually care about the nukes because the real plan is to poison the water supply which will take a few hours to do

MeatPopSICKle

Never made it past season one. [realspoiler:552e9e7080]After the family got rescued and somehow the mom drives off a cliff and the daughter "dies", and the mother got amnesia[/realspoiler:552e9e7080] I was fucking done.

Synthetic Orange

The twist this year will be daylight savings.

Barcardi

just so everyone knows!

[spoiler:a73e2003c4]COCKPITS! BOOBYTRAPS![/spoiler:a73e2003c4]

The Geek

Hey, that guy from the VW commercials is in The Big Lebowski.

Xenocide Geek

Man, what the fuck?

Who cares about the plot of 24. It's just a Jack Bauer delivery vehicle.

and that's all that matters.

Thundar

Hey guys, I just want to let you know that it is NOT Anne Murray or Linda Ronstadt! Just in case any of you were wondering!



P.S. It's not Anne Murray

Air

angel was pretty good even though he was a bit sad about his past because at least he didnt want to talk to people about it

and then towards the end they made fun of him for it

that last season was great

The Geek

So The Big Lebowski was pretty enjoyable.

I liked it.

Good times.

Oden

shhh geek

your thread got locked
get over it

Ein

jack bauer has not slept in days

The Geek

JamSessionEin wrote:

jack bauer has not slept in days

The days are not sequential, silly.

SirNick

MeatPopSICKle wrote:

Never made it past season one. [realspoiler:6b2f88b8ba]After the family got rescued and somehow the mom drives off a cliff and the daughter "dies", and the mother got amnesia[/realspoiler:6b2f88b8ba] I was fucking done.

That was a real killer right there in Season 1. For something like 3-4 episodes you could really tell that they were all "Oh shit what do we do we're out of ideas and have to come up with something really really fast."

Starting from like 8pm onward they totally redeemed that season though, since each hour was filled with backstabbery and gunfights and twists and win.

[realspoiler:6b2f88b8ba]FUCK YOU NINA MYERS[/realspoiler:6b2f88b8ba]

You really should try and watch those last few episodes.

rockmonkey

Yeah, I too had watched season 1 when it first came out on dvd in the hopes of catching before season 2 was over. I fell just short of finishing the season when I couldn't stand anymore and lost heart in the entire show.

I haven't watched an episode since at that was what 4 years ago?

<3

There are like 3 24 threads already.

lostwords

So is Elisha Cuthbert still on 24? That would be pretty much the only reason I would start watching it.

Starfuck

Cuthbert was useless on 24
i hope i never see her on there again
stupid bitch

DaySleeper

<3 wrote:

There are like 3 24 threads already.

72 threads total

Ein

I don't watch 24, but I feel as though I should link this because I only just found it the other day and I thought it was funny.

Dublo7

Season 1 was amazing.
The rest suck fucking nuts.

"Torture is great!!!!"

Faricazy

I liked the salazar season.

I think that was the best overall.

skinny87

No idea what season it was, but the only 24 episode I saw had something about Jack rescuing this guy, getting into a gunfight in what seemed like a big factory complex.

He and random dude get pinned down and Jack runs out of ammo, and just as he's about to figure out what to do, all these Marines jump out of helicopters and gun down the terrorists.

I have no idea what the plot was, and Bauer was obviously pissed the Marines had stopped him beating the terrorists dead with his pistol, but it was awesome. I wish I knew which season it was.

Air

skinny87 wrote:

No idea what season it was, but the only 24 episode I saw had something about Jack rescuing this guy, getting into a gunfight in what seemed like a big factory complex.

He and random dude get pinned down and Jack runs out of ammo, and just as he's about to figure out what to do, all these Marines jump out of helicopters and gun down the terrorists.

I have no idea what the plot was, and Bauer was obviously pissed the Marines had stopped him beating the terrorists dead with his pistol, but it was awesome. I wish I knew which season it was.

yea i think thats season 4
one of the first episodes

and would you believe it
later that day he is in another building trying to escape with this girl and then they both run out of ammo and he is about to beat the last few guys with his pistol but then some friend of his turns up and shoots them all

The Geek

Yeah, it's no doubt that 24 is pretty much All Deus Ex Machina, All The Time, but it's still fun as hell.

skinny87

Air wrote:

skinny87 wrote:

No idea what season it was, but the only 24 episode I saw had something about Jack rescuing this guy, getting into a gunfight in what seemed like a big factory complex.

He and random dude get pinned down and Jack runs out of ammo, and just as he's about to figure out what to do, all these Marines jump out of helicopters and gun down the terrorists.

I have no idea what the plot was, and Bauer was obviously pissed the Marines had stopped him beating the terrorists dead with his pistol, but it was awesome. I wish I knew which season it was.

yea i think thats season 4
one of the first episodes

and would you believe it
later that day he is in another building trying to escape with this girl and then they both run out of ammo and he is about to beat the last few guys with his pistol but then some friend of his turns up and shoots them all

I swear Jack Bauer just takes one clip of ammo with him, confident in the knowledge that either the terrorists will run out of ammo so he can beat them up and get suitably bloodied but triumphant, or that the cavalry will appear on time.