I'm writing this with a very obvious ire. I have pigeons roosting in the lightwell of my apartment building and they are driving me fucking bonkers. I don't sleep well enough as it is, so these assholes outside my window making the noise like an automobile dying of emphysema sure don't fucking help.
I'd like to get rid of them, but my options are somewhat limited. Restrictions include:
-I don't want to kill anything. As much as I hate them, it sorta goes against my ethics to just straight up kill them.
-I have a very small budget; This means I cannot hire anyone professional to help out.
-It also means no netting or crazy expensive deterrents.
I've talked to my landlord about it, and he's a great guy that tends to get things done. Normally. He sent some one out to clean the light well, but never installed plastic predators or netting. This may very well be because the top floor people pulled it down, and since they pay way more in ren than I do, it could mean appeasement for them and not me--that's pure speculation on my part though.
The bottom line is I already brought it to his attention, and trying to strong arm him by quoting civic codes and other arm-chair lawyery bullshit isn't a pragmatic option.
Lastly, physical space is a bit of an obstacle. The lightwell is maybe roughly 4 by 8 feet, starting on a sublevel floor (the basement, where I am) going all the way up to a total of 5 floors. The pigeons are nesting on the third floor level, and the only access I have to that is from my ground level perspective. I may be able to reach them from a slightly different vantage point one floor above me, but you get the general idea.
I could really use some advice to ward them off because the interrupted sleep is really starting to take a fucking tol on me. Now, I've done my homework and tried some things here and there as well as formulating some future plans, but I'm pretty open to any suggestion at this point. I'd like to pool what I've done/looked into with your advice/experience and see what I can muster.
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I do have a slingshot; purchases specifically because of this. Creating a payload delivery system shouldn't be too difficult. Something that would plume upon impact would be ideal, like spice in a loosely packed tissue.
Another suggestion if you have a hose is get a sprayer and mix in some cinnamon and spray it up that way since it would give better coverage and distance but I am not sure how it well it would work without getting clogged (i'm talking the type you use to spray liquid fertilizer)
My hubby did the BB gun thing to chase off some birds that would dive bomb us as we walked from the car to the front door. It worked. They didn't bother either of us again. A few years later he caught some birds dive bombing our cat (who was outside playing tiger). This time he grabbed the cat, held him above his head and chased the birds from tree to tree. The cat was a bit bewildered at first, but after a few seconds he got into it and started swiping his paws in the air at the birds. Kitty was left alone after that. Even tiny little bird brains can learn. :P
Of course shooting at a house, even with just a BB gun, might scare more than just birds and someone may call the cops on you. Perhaps you can do some kind of predator shaped thing on a long pole, provided it's not too far up. Wave it at the winged little devils and hopefully they will get the point and move somewhere else. Of course this will look very strange to anyone seeing you.
I love this mental image, and am having fun imagining the cat's thought process.
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edit: On the high-powered jet setting, not the gentle spray one, they'd probably enjoy that.
Agreed, this illustrates such a wonderful picture.
For lack of a BB gun I bought a slingshot so I could control the velocity of each shot and not kill anything, just drive them off. I had limited ammo and found it hard to aim given the circumstances of the confined space. However, it'll double nicely as a payload delivery system.
I also live in Chinatown, and the stores literally right around the corner sell those little "snappers" one tosses at the ground to make a little "pop!" sound. I'm looking at trying to use those to shock & awe them away.
I was about to dismiss this as not possible considering the location, but I'll be goddamned I looked outside and there actually is a spigot out there. I'll have to pick up a small hose and spray handle, but this may end up being the winning ingredient.
Thanks for the suggestions, I'll keep you guys posted on what works and what doesn't.
I'm just trying to find a way to repeat and maintain that for the upper levels. I wasn't able to do it before a nest up there hatched so now there's a couple of squabs in play. I made a shaky truce that I wouldn't fuck with them until the squabs left (because otherwise I drive off a parent and the child dies), but two mornings ago the fuckers were on the lowest level again and woke up. So the armistice is officially off and I'm just compiling ways to slowly make the area undesirable so the squabs and co. leave permanently.
I also don't understand the architecture here very well, is this something you can fill with great stuff foam?
Just as an alternative, have you considered white noise (such as a large box fan) in your room to help with the sound? I'm not doubting that the birds are loud, but if you are truly losing sleep you may want to find a back up solution thats easier to control.
I'd also like to remind you that the soothing scream of a real hawk could replace those pesky flying rats, but they may be a little out of budget .
Its dark out now, but when the sun comes up again I'll snap some shots so you get a better understanding of the space and the obstacle it presents.
Regarding the hawk, barring getting an actual hawk, I considered the logistics of playing "hawk calls" but I'm just not sure how I could practically maintain something like that. Unless you can lend me a hawk...
However, green lasers can be dangerous and are not looked upon kindly by law enforcement since idiots started pointing them at planes and helicopters. So don't go shining it around in the sky or pointing it in people's windows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA1j_Jhodnk
This may be worth investing in. And if it doesn't work? Fuck yeah, I still have a laser! When I post pictures you'll see that I have what car commercials refer to as a "closed course", so it shouldn't affect anyone else negatively.
http://kipkay.com/featured/laser-hacked-dead-space-2-plasma-cutter/