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    143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I swear, the thing behind Pawlenty's head says "Unicorn Leader."

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    DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I hate the term "pro-life". Who the fuck is anti-life? Do people who support abortion rights cut the throats of farm animals and shower in their blood?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Did, did they pay this woman to read this question?

    ......took our jerbs!

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Santorum: I'm a second generation immigrant. But seriously, fuck us.

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    xraydogxraydog Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    haha border between iraq and afghanistan

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Health care for illegal infants... ouch. Anti-immigrant or pro-baby?

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Moderator: Immigration?
    Paul: Iraq and Afghanistan!

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The borders between Iraq and Afghanistan?

    THERE'S IRAN BETWEEN THERE READ A MAP

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The border between Iraq and Afghanistan is a country called Iran, Ron.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dashui wrote: »
    I hate the term "pro-life". Who the fuck is anti-life? Do people who support abortion rights cut the throats of farm animals and shower in their blood?

    Yes.

    Uh, I mean no.

    Republicans are much better at branding then the Democrats are. Fact of life.

    WOW.

    Paul: Let the kid die.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ron Paul: A five year old immigrant child shouldn't be taken care of by an emergency room, they should be taken care of by the Catholic Church.

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    enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Question: I'm a naturalized immigrant. How you gonna keep the illegals out of our welfare?

    Pawlenty: No government services for illegals.

    Paul: No mandates. No easy citizenship. Protect our borders not Afghanistan's.

    Moderator: Should a sick five year old get care?

    Paul: If we didn't give care, he wouldn't have been here in the first place.

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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Just answer the question Paul

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Immigration Helathcare! Wheeeee!

    Also, 17th Amendment! The Black dude is against it!

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Aaaaaannnnnddd the only Republican immigrant they can find is a white person. I know I'm surprised.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Sanctity of life.

    Let the brown kid die.

    Or treat him with FREEDOM

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Someone should let Paul know that he might look less crazy if he didn't launch into an angry, unrelated spiel every time he's asked a question.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ron Paul: I mean, what's so bad about going back to the Gilded Age? It's got "gold" right in the title!

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dashui wrote: »
    I hate the term "pro-life". Who the fuck is anti-life? ?

    Darkseid Is.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    John King: So, who here is crazier than Tom Tancredo?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh fuck you. Birthright citizenship is bad! Just look a the wonder of France's muslim ghettos! We could have that!

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Did T-Paw talk about shoring up the border....in Minnesota? Whew. Impressive work.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Heh.

    Yeah, Reid was the problem in the Senate Newt. Really.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Gingrich says it's all about borders! False Dichotomies!

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    enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cain: Borders! Laws! Empower the states to do what the Feds won't.

    Moderator: Empower the states?

    Pawlenty: States rights! Let the states do the job.

    Moderator: Round up the 20 million illegals already here?

    Gingrich: National Guard on the border. Use Homeland security in Texas through Arizona to control the border. This is not a yes/no question.

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    HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Ron Paul: I mean, what's so bad about going back to the Gilded Age? It's got "gold" right in the title!

    :^:

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Suddenly Republicans are anti-war.

    How does the entire party not have whiplash constantly.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Question: Is eminent domain in the constitution?

    Paul: No.

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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Bullshit about Dred-Scott, not even correct in it's application.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Eminent Domain question, and the question is given to Paul.

    Guess his response.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Local locality?

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hmm... not a totally crazy response from Ron Paul.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Lobbing a soft ball right over the center of the plate to Paul.

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    143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    GINGRICH: There are humane, practical solutions for the immigration problem. We used them on the Japanese in WWII, the Chinese when we needed a transcontinental railroad....

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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    CLEAN COAL! Take a drink.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Sanatorum: I don't really want to win Iowa, I'm just going to make sure that doesn't happen now.

    Though I feel dirty for liking his actions there.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    It's funny, because Coke vs Pepsi can actually be a political question.

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    enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Question: Should we keep ethanol subsidy? Hint, hint: Iowa.

    Santorum: No. Also cancel tariffs.

    Moderator: Coke® or Pepsi®?

    Pawlenty: Coke®.

    Somebody look up his campaign contributors. Yes, I'm a cynic.

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh, yes, show them the question prior to commercial.

    ...well, I guess they're ignoring them when asked on the spot, so hey, might as well.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Gosling wrote: »
    Oh, yes, show them the question prior to commercial.

    ...well, I guess they're ignoring them when asked on the spot, so hey, might as well.
    The evasions might acknowledge that a question was asked this way.

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