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[chat] you, you tall people. you suck.

Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
edited May 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm 5' 16"


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This one is for SIG. May Parkour guy turn out to be a real American Male:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHoMDO9SGrw

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    They moved new [chat]s to the lower shelf?

    Well that was nice of them

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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    fuck you tall people
    like sig and podly

    fuck you

    Anyone say something down there? Can't really hear, the atmosphere is so thin up here.

  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man

    Somehow I got a link through someone's infraction or something...tossrock's I think

    And I found some of this mad forum drama chatlogged from like five years ago

    Tyracora
    Cronyx

    this is great

    also I had no idea about all these users that were mods at one point

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    tall [chat]tas represent

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »

    Smell that smoke? That is the wee people brigade lighting your shows on fire. We can't reach higher than you knees. So we figure burning your shoelaces is the best we can do. Fear us!

    Hey I did I show you the picture that my friend took of you and me playing basketball?
    Spoiler:

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So like, just for curiosities sake, what is the definition of "tall" and "short" in [chat]. Because I am pretty sure I'm "average" height, but I don't know if [chat] is like, IF YOU CANT TOUCH THE RIM GTFO

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh god damn it Shadowstorm, you fixed your pictures after I made my joke.

    Edit: Damn SS members. New freaking Rent and Rust.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thom you hate bones too? Well thats one thing we have in common, before the oompa loompa mafia dips your ass in chocolate and feeds you to fat texan ladies.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So like, just for curiosities sake, what is the definition of "tall" and "short" in [chat]. Because I am pretty sure I'm "average" height, but I don't know if [chat] is like, IF YOU CANT TOUCH THE RIM GTFO

    I go with 6' for guys and 5'10" for women.

  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So like, just for curiosities sake, what is the definition of "tall" and "short" in [chat]. Because I am pretty sure I'm "average" height, but I don't know if [chat] is like, IF YOU CANT TOUCH THE RIM GTFO

    I'm guessing tall in this case is just under six feet and short is anyone shorter than that. I'm 5'8" so decidedly short to most of chat.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thom you hate bones too? Well thats one thing we have in common, before the oompa loompa mafia dips your ass in chocolate and feeds you to fat texan ladies.

    I used to watch it but I think that was out of self-loathing.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So like, just for curiosities sake, what is the definition of "tall" and "short" in [chat]. Because I am pretty sure I'm "average" height, but I don't know if [chat] is like, IF YOU CANT TOUCH THE RIM GTFO

    I go with 6' for guys and 5'10" for women.

    Jesus Christ!

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm gonna get Mexican Pizzas. And I'm going to enjoy it!

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    tall people go to all the real parties

    oh I shouldn't have said that

    they aren't public knowledge

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What happened to all our really tall chatters.

    Back in the day we had like half a dozen in the two meter club.

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Spoiler:

    So in this metaphor, is SiG the ball or the basket?

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    So like, just for curiosities sake, what is the definition of "tall" and "short" in [chat]. Because I am pretty sure I'm "average" height, but I don't know if [chat] is like, IF YOU CANT TOUCH THE RIM GTFO

    I'm guessing tall in this case is just under six feet and short is anyone shorter than that. I'm 5'8" so decidedly short to most of chat.

    I'm 5'8" too, which is actual p close to the nation average for duders.

    hi5.

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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thom you hate bones too? Well thats one thing we have in common, before the oompa loompa mafia dips your ass in chocolate and feeds you to fat texan ladies.

    There was this arc in some Wolverine comic (which is, well, all of Marvel, really) where a bunch of midgets abducted competing criminals and sawed their legs off. No more height discrimination!

    Hmm, was it Wolverine and Punisher? Sounds Punisher-y.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    6' is average. Below is lame shorty-pants and above is awesome Olympians.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am decidedly average at ~5'9". I'm ok with this, though I always wanted to live up to the prediction of being 6' I got at some point. C'est la vie.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thom you hate bones too? Well thats one thing we have in common, before the oompa loompa mafia dips your ass in chocolate and feeds you to fat texan ladies.

    I used to watch it but I think that was out of self-loathing.

    I watched it on reruns on tnt, and in a weird thing I've never seen with a show, the more I watched the less I ever wanted to watch again. Like if you watch an episode or two you might think "Meh this is decent." But when you watch like 5 episodes it becomes readily apparent how awful it is.

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also, Pods

    Joy O - Wade In is getting the job done

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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    I like tall women.

    And short women.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am decidedly average at ~5'9". I'm ok with this, though I always wanted to live up to the prediction of being 6' I got at some point. C'est la vie.

    My mom is 5'11". I never knew if she was sad or happy about missing 6'.

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My most steady girlfriend was taller than me.

    My second most steady girlfriend was shorter than me.

    I guess it's a wash!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thom you hate bones too? Well thats one thing we have in common, before the oompa loompa mafia dips your ass in chocolate and feeds you to fat texan ladies.

    There was this arc in some Wolverine comic (which is, well, all of Marvel, really) where a bunch of midgets abducted competing criminals and sawed their legs off. No more height discrimination!

    Hmm, was it Wolverine and Punisher? Sounds Punisher-y.

    Well as I horrifically mentioned earlier in insensitive joke. During the Rwanda conflict the shorter race chopped the legs off the taller race. To be fair, when the talls murdered the shorts they strung them up like on racks.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    I like tall women.

    And short women.

    And Sarah Conner.

  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I stopped growing a quarter inch shy of 6ft.

    *shakes fist*

    If only I'd eaten my brussels sprouts as a child. If only I hadn't consumed all that coffee.

  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also, Pods

    Joy O - Wade In is getting the job done

    umm

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My most steady girlfriend was taller than me.

    My second most steady girlfriend was shorter than me.

    I guess it's a wash!

    I've never dated anyone taller then me. One girlfriend was 5'9" and my height in heels. And one boyfriend was 6'. Currently I'm 13 inches taller then my girlfriend.

  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Current average for males in the U.S. is 5'10.5"

    I find that my height varies depending on who I stand next to. My taller friends who sadly base a great deal of their self-image on the absolutely random distribution of height they've chanced into insist that I am 5'11" and they are so very very tall.

    My shorter friends are absolutely certain that I'm at least 6', maybe 6'1", for they're just a tiny tiny hair beneath average and clearly a few inches shorter than me.

    I think I should invest in discrete platform shoes to fuck with everyone.

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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Well as I horrifically mentioned earlier in insensitive joke. During the Rwanda conflict the shorter race chopped the legs off the taller race. To be fair, when the talls murdered the shorts they strung them up like on racks.

    Man, those African conflicts. :?

    They should find some oil so the West cares.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thom you hate bones too? Well thats one thing we have in common, before the oompa loompa mafia dips your ass in chocolate and feeds you to fat texan ladies.

    There was this arc in some Wolverine comic (which is, well, all of Marvel, really) where a bunch of midgets abducted competing criminals and sawed their legs off. No more height discrimination!

    Hmm, was it Wolverine and Punisher? Sounds Punisher-y.

    Well as I horrifically mentioned earlier in insensitive joke. During the Rwanda conflict the shorter race chopped the legs off the taller race. To be fair, when the talls murdered the shorts they strung them up like on racks.

    erm...kinda. Well, no, not at all really.

    (I may be a little sensitive to Rwanda "jokes" with my parents living there and knowing a lot of people who lived through the genocide)

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    But I'm tall! (1m94) That's just rude chat! I'm going to be dunking all over you now.
    Spoiler:

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Galahad wrote: »
    I stopped growing a quarter inch shy of 6ft.

    *shakes fist*

    If only I'd eaten my brussels sprouts as a child. If only I hadn't consumed all that coffee.

    You could always have a metal plates inserted into your heels.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    So like, just for curiosities sake, what is the definition of "tall" and "short" in [chat]. Because I am pretty sure I'm "average" height, but I don't know if [chat] is like, IF YOU CANT TOUCH THE RIM GTFO

    I'm guessing tall in this case is just under six feet and short is anyone shorter than that. I'm 5'8" so decidedly short to most of chat.

    I'm 5'8" too, which is actual p close to the nation average for duders.

    hi5.

    awww yeeee 5'8 rep

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