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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ass implants are a bad idea.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ugh. This Doctor Who episode is reminding me of another Doctor Who episode and I have no idea which one it is and it is bugging me.

    Arivia on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i do not care for big asses

    :(
    Irond Will wrote: »
    or really asses in general actually

    :(

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7iESu2XuCU&NR=1

    Well I give up on trying to find anything new that's good.

    Just gonna listen to this until I'm sated.

    is this like A-ha two point oh?

    Irond Will on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I have discovered a horrifying truth about myself.

    I think the best part of a lady to ogle is the legs.

    You're a leg girl. Not really that horrifying.
    Feral wrote: »
    Ass implants are a bad idea.

    Wouldn't you feel them when you sit?

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    Wouldn't you feel them when you sit?

    until they slide out of place sure.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Ass implants are a bad idea.

    Wouldn't you feel them when you sit?

    I could get behind having a built-in cushion.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Ass implants are a bad idea.

    I'd never figure you for being against anal.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Ass implants are a bad idea.

    Wouldn't you feel them when you sit?

    I don't know if you feel them. Probably?

    But yeah putting a squishy balloon in a weight-bearing part of the body is asking for trouble. They rupture a lot more than breast implants.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I have discovered a horrifying truth about myself.

    I think the best part of a lady to ogle is the legs.

    You're a leg girl. Not really that horrifying.

    Well no but I catch myself mad checking ladies out

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i do not care for big asses

    :(
    Irond Will wrote: »
    or really asses in general actually

    :(

    they smell bad and sometimes poo comes out

    that is pretty much my opinion of asses

    Irond Will on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i do not care for big asses

    :(
    Irond Will wrote: »
    or really asses in general actually

    :(

    they smell bad and sometimes poo comes out

    that is pretty much my opinion of asses

    Man you just described like half the forums will.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7iESu2XuCU&NR=1

    Well I give up on trying to find anything new that's good.

    Just gonna listen to this until I'm sated.

    is this like A-ha two point oh?

    what is A-ha?

    and how have you not heard of pendulum?






    Rivs: which doc who you watching?

    Daxon on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I have discovered a horrifying truth about myself.

    I think the best part of a lady to ogle is the legs.

    You're a leg girl. Not really that horrifying.

    Well no but I catch myself mad checking ladies out

    Are you staring in a creepy fashion?

    Thomamelas on
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i do not care for big asses

    :(
    Irond Will wrote: »
    or really asses in general actually

    :(

    they smell bad and sometimes poo comes out

    that is pretty much my opinion of asses

    Preacher doesn't smell that bad, Will

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7iESu2XuCU&NR=1

    Well I give up on trying to find anything new that's good.

    Just gonna listen to this until I'm sated.

    is this like A-ha two point oh?

    what is A-ha?

    and how have you not heard of pendulum?

    :)

    Tav on
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Daxon says the darndest things in his never ending quest to make people who remember the 80's feel ancient.

    Galahad on
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »

    I was listening to America Now all yesterday afternoon. That stuff is amazing.

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Galahad wrote: »
    Daxon says the darndest things in his never ending quest to make people who remember the 80's feel ancient.

    Nerd is a bit worse in that he links to things he obviously never saw.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    And uhhh...good for Zuckerberg I think.

    He is slaughtering his own meat now.

    Mazzyx on
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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Galahad wrote: »
    Daxon says the darndest things in his never ending quest to make people who remember the 80's feel ancient.

    On the plus side, the terrible music he posts makes even the dreck of the '80s seem listenable in retrospect.

    Lawndart on
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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Ugh. This Doctor Who episode is reminding me of another Doctor Who episode and I have no idea which one it is and it is bugging me.

    Check it out on Wikipedia and maybe they mention the link or connection?

    LaOs on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    I don't really go for the whole trashy rapper aesthetic but I have to admit that Mrs. Ice-T does have a certain je ne sais quoi

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I have discovered a horrifying truth about myself.

    I think the best part of a lady to ogle is the legs.

    You're a leg girl. Not really that horrifying.

    Well no but I catch myself mad checking ladies out

    Are you staring in a creepy fashion?

    I don't know. maybe I am!!

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I don't really go for the whole trashy rapper aesthetic but I have to admit that Mrs. Ice-T does have a certain je ne sais quoi

    I've always wondered how you say "big fat white girl ass" in French, and now I know.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »

    I was listening to America Now all yesterday afternoon. That stuff is amazing.

    i like all of his videos. babycakes and professor brothers are great to me also.

    his comics are pretty terrible tho

    Irond Will on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I don't really go for the whole trashy rapper aesthetic but I have to admit that Mrs. Ice-T does have a certain je ne sais quoi

    Oh I think you know exactly what it is jacob. YOU KNOW!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    what is A-ha?

    and how have you not heard of pendulum?

    Daxon: Wow, your age is showing.

    Will: Wow, your age is showing.

    Echo on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I don't really go for the whole trashy rapper aesthetic but I have to admit that Mrs. Ice-T does have a certain je ne sais quoi

    Sometimes I see a picture of her and she looks kind of sexy in a trashy kind of way

    Most of the time she looks grotesque and artificial, like a love doll designed by Robert Crumb.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I have discovered a horrifying truth about myself.

    I think the best part of a lady to ogle is the legs.

    You're a leg girl. Not really that horrifying.

    Well no but I catch myself mad checking ladies out

    Are you staring in a creepy fashion?

    I don't know. maybe I am!!

    Well then stop being creepy. Seriously. Make eye contact for christ sake.

    Thomamelas on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lawndart wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I don't really go for the whole trashy rapper aesthetic but I have to admit that Mrs. Ice-T does have a certain je ne sais quoi

    I've always wondered how you say "big fat white girl ass" in French, and now I know.

    "Gros cul blanc de fille" if you mean "bit fat white ass of a girl"

    or

    "Gros cul de fille blanche" if you mean "big fat ass of a white girl"

    You're welcome.

    Richy on
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Galahad wrote: »
    Daxon says the darndest things in his never ending quest to make people who remember the 80's feel ancient.

    Nerd is a bit worse in that he links to things he obviously never saw.

    At least I'm honest in my attempts to make everyone remember I was born in 1990.


    Echo wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    what is A-ha?

    and how have you not heard of pendulum?

    Daxon: Wow, your age is showing.

    Will: Wow, your age is showing.


    Yes, oh lord super mod Echo.


    In other news: I am really liking Pendulum's new album. Immersion I think it's called.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I have discovered a horrifying truth about myself.

    I think the best part of a lady to ogle is the legs.

    You're a leg girl. Not really that horrifying.

    Well no but I catch myself mad checking ladies out

    Are you staring in a creepy fashion?

    I don't know. maybe I am!!

    Well then stop being creepy. Seriously. Make eye contact for christ sake.

    I like to think if I'm concerned about being creepy then I'm probably not creepy

    I like to follow up a good ogling by leaving a red, red rose on the woman's door step

    she looks out the window and goes 'who is that mysterious masked figure?'

    she'll never know

    i swoop away

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Galahad wrote: »
    Daxon says the darndest things in his never ending quest to make people who remember the 80's feel ancient.

    Nerd is a bit worse in that he links to things he obviously never saw.

    I will not be ignored.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

    emnmnme on
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It may be pure nostalgia, but I still love that video.

    *edit: The a-ha one.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I don't really go for the whole trashy rapper aesthetic but I have to admit that Mrs. Ice-T does have a certain je ne sais quoi

    Sometimes I see a picture of her and she looks kind of sexy in a trashy kind of way

    Most of the time she looks grotesque and artificial, like a love doll designed by Robert Crumb.

    :D

    Jacobkosh on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Some dudes claiming they'd never serve the Christian God if he existed. Now that's being an internet tough guy!

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Galahad wrote: »
    Daxon says the darndest things in his never ending quest to make people who remember the 80's feel ancient.

    Nerd is a bit worse in that he links to things he obviously never saw.

    I will not be ignored.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

    Still used cpr :D

    alternatively: 100 compressions per minute.

    Daxon on
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