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King Joffrey Baratheon's Game of Thrones thread

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited June 2011 in Singularity Engine++
Greetings, peasant.

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You will now post in this Game of Thrones thread, to the death!

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This is my mother. Mother! I want these peasants to post in my thread now! I'm the King, they should do as I say!

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This was my father. He was the King but I'm the King now! So there!

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This man is a liar and a filthy traitor and I will have his head on a spike. So sayeth me, the King!

You're so stupid you probably don't even know when to watch the show where I am King of Westeros.


I can't believe I'm letting such ignorant peasants post in my thread. But Mother says I must be a gentle King so I will only have half of you killed.

Let my thread... begin!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also if you post spoilers in my thread without tags from the proper episode/book, I will have you drawn and quartered, your head chopped off and then mounted on a spike and tarred and then you will be raped by all of my guards, in that order!

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Wait, will the guards rape my body minus my head, or my head while it's on a spike?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I was mad you stole my thread at first but this is pretty great

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hamju wrote: »
    Wait, will the guards rape my body minus my head, or my head while it's on a spike?

    KILL THIS MAN! I WANT HIM DEAD!

    Balefuego wrote:
    I was mad you stole my thread at first but this is pretty great

    This thread is mine by rights. Nobody can take it from me!

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  • GalyGaly Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This thread needs more gifs of Joffrey getting slapped around.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Galy wrote: »
    This thread needs more gifs of Joffrey getting slapped around.

    I was thinking the exact same thing.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I doubt that Joffrey would approve of that

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    I doubt that Joffrey would approve of that

    You will adress His Grace by his title you impudent dog

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You know what would make Joffrey feel better?
    Book 3:
    Perhaps a glass of wine.

    godmode on
  • TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I doubt that Joffrey would approve of that

    You will adress His Grace by his title you impudent dog

    Since when are
    bastards
    allowed to be King?

    EDIT: Well ... since he didn't spoiler that part about Robert in the OP, I thought it would be ok ... but hey, I am new here, so what do I know :).

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thpoilerth

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Boooooo Joffrey suuuucks boooooooo

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Drink up, King Joffrey.

    May your reign be long and glorious.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    TheBigEasy wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I doubt that Joffrey would approve of that

    You will adress His Grace by his title you impudent dog

    Since when are
    bastards
    allowed to be King?

    EDIT: Well ... since he didn't spoiler that part about Robert in the OP, I thought it would be ok ... but hey, I am new here, so what do I know :).

    Honestly, I just take every opportunity possible to say "thpoilerth" whether it's considered known or not.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited May 2011
    What's impunent?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I think at this point it's safe to talk about the fact that Joffrey is really Jaime's kid

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  • TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I think at this point it's safe to talk about the fact that Joffrey is really Jaime's kid

    "It is known!"

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    poor Jaime

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Actually (book 1-3 spoilers)

    Do Jaime and Joffrey ever have a conversation over the course of the series? Jaime is pretty much gone from the time he fights Ned in King's Landing until they're at war with the Starks, and Joff is dead by the time he gets back... do they ever exchange words prior to that?

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  • TurambarTurambar Avocado at law Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    *huff puff*

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    Phew, made it

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited May 2011
    Don't Jamie and.... uhhh.... evilbitch have
    ANOTHER kid too? who is way more incesty looking? I swear I saw him for a fraction of a second when the family pulls into Winterfel in the first episode

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  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    godmode wrote: »
    You know what would make Joffrey feel better?
    Book 3:
    Perhaps a glass of wine.
    I'll get it, just lemme fix my hairnet real quick.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Don't Jamie and.... uhhh.... evilbitch have
    ANOTHER kid too? who is way more incesty looking? I swear I saw him for a fraction of a second when the family pulls into Winterfel in the first episode
    There are two more incest babies. Prince Tommen and princess Myrcella. They are minor characters we don't see much.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    Actually (book 1-3 spoilers)

    Do Jaime and Joffrey ever have a conversation over the course of the series? Jaime is pretty much gone from the time he fights Ned in King's Landing until they're at war with the Starks, and Joff is dead by the time he gets back... do they ever exchange words prior to that?
    Nope. Brienne even asks him about it in book 3 I think, and I think he says Cersei would never even let him hold the babies because she thought people would get suspicious.

    The only time he ever really shows any paternal feelings is in the dungeon with Tyrion

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Myrcella and Tommen are super sweet though

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    tommen-baratheon.gif

    what

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited May 2011
    I swear I saw a bucktoothed blonde kid in that first episode.

    I should take a screencap of it

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Myrcella and Tommen were in episode 2 eating breakfast with Cersei and Jaime and giggling at Tyrion's jokes

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Damn, Bale, do you just sit around with autism level precision bizarrely self annotated versions of these books or what?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Tommen does love cats

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It was pretty easy to spot them in that scene if you've read the books more than once.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Tommen does love cats

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    Stannis does not approve of cats.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Tommen does love cats

    Joffrey loves to open them up.

    End on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Only to see the kittens inside!

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This "C.B.", also known as "B.C." is hereby declared an enemy of the realm.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    well, of course

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Damn, Bale, do you just sit around with autism level precision bizarrely self annotated versions of these books or what?

    I read Game of Thrones for the first time in 1996


    I've had a lot of time to absorb

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  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I noticed them too. They weren't THAT hard to spot. Tyrion even picked up Tommen.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Damn, Bale, do you just sit around with autism level precision bizarrely self annotated versions of these books or what?

    I read Game of Thrones for the first time in 1996


    I've had a lot of time to absorb

    I'm reading the first book again. I barely recognize any of the shit that goes on and I seem to have forgotten almost everything from the later books.

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  • LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You know, when I read Storm of Swords again recently
    Book 3:
    I completely forgot about Stannis rocking up at the Wall. I remembered Jon getting elected and I remember the wildling attack but I completely forgot about Stannis. You'd think I'd remember something as important as the location of one of the kings.

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