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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I still haven't played LA Noire. I think I will try my best to like it. Just to spite the Preacherman.

    You will love the first disc. The second disc will begin to get a little frustrating but the hopes of a payoff will keep you going. The third disc you will wish fell into a fire.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    man when i lose this weight and fix this eye and get a penis enlargement and get a degree and get a good job and move out and own a nice car and am jetsetting around the world, i will be quite the catch

    Sure Chu you'll do all that right after I become president of the united states.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I still haven't played LA Noire. I think I will try my best to like it. Just to spite the Preacherman.

    Not enough shit porn for you haps, you have to wait for duke nukem.

    It's Rockstar. There's probably a cheat code which leads to some dry... well, shitting or something.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I still haven't played LA Noire. I think I will try my best to like it. Just to spite the Preacherman.

    You will love the first disc. The second disc will begin to get a little frustrating but the hopes of a payoff will keep you going. The third disc you will wish fell into a fire.

    Do I have another convert to the game falls apart in the end? CAN I GET A WITNESS?!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    TomeWyrmTomeWyrm A Limited Liability Partnership Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hey chu, are you going to try and make it to NYC for hanging out when Tarranon's in town in a couple of weeks?

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I still haven't played LA Noire. I think I will try my best to like it. Just to spite the Preacherman.

    You will love the first disc. The second disc will begin to get a little frustrating but the hopes of a payoff will keep you going. The third disc you will wish fell into a fire.

    I am probably a quarter of the way through the second disc.

    So far my opinion seems to not be as outlandish as Preach is claiming. Maybe I will allow the hate into my heart and he and I can be friends again.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I still haven't played LA Noire. I think I will try my best to like it. Just to spite the Preacherman.

    Not enough shit porn for you haps, you have to wait for duke nukem.

    It's Rockstar. There's probably a cheat code which leads to some dry... well, shitting or something.

    They just published it haps, so you'll have to go back to RDR and wish that instead of peeing people were dropping the cosboy kids at the pool.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    man when i lose this weight and fix this eye and get a penis enlargement and get a degree and get a good job and move out and own a nice car and am jetsetting around the world, i will be quite the catch

    Sure Chu you'll do all that right after I become president of the united states.

    well you're already doing a few hundred lbs of coke per day and running over pedestrians

    i'd say you've got the 2024 bid locked down

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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    what's up and stuff

    sup

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Hey chu, are you going to try and make it to NYC for hanging out when Tarranon's in town in a couple of weeks?

    i'm gonna see what i can do

    my recreation budget is quite small right now, but if i vow to eat cheap stuff and not order booze it might be possible, i'll have to crunch the numbers

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I still haven't played LA Noire. I think I will try my best to like it. Just to spite the Preacherman.

    Not enough shit porn for you haps, you have to wait for duke nukem.

    It's Rockstar. There's probably a cheat code which leads to some dry... well, shitting or something.

    They just published it haps, so you'll have to go back to RDR and wish that instead of peeing people were dropping the cosboy kids at the pool.

    Well... shit. That's what I get for not finishing RDR.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    so Diana will be visiting in two weeks instead of a month

    yay!

    didn't know you were a necromancer

    Huh?

    Wait, are you talking about Princess Diana? Um, ok.

    A+

    well done

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preach has a vendetta against everyone. No seriously remember his sig before he decided to get all artsy and start making posts sans sig? That wasn't a joke, it was a factual statement meant to be taken entirely 100% super seriously

    Dude is just filled with bile and hatred

    ftfy

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Daxon.

    Daxon.

    It's 2011

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    London is pretty great sometimes. It is totally normal for someone to want to go out to a pub on a Wednesday night, about 9PM and people are willing to come along at short notice and have a few drinks. It probably helps that there are pubs every 100 metres or so

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    so Diana will be visiting in two weeks instead of a month

    yay!

    didn't know you were a necromancer

    Huh?

    Wait, are you talking about Princess Diana? Um, ok.

    A+

    well done

    look, that punchline is older than nerd

    update your jokes, dawg

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I want to love in London now.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Daxon and I do have opinion overlap

    It occurs in the realm of crackly, melancholy garage

    Maybe I am the Daxon of LA

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    man when i lose this weight and fix this eye and get a penis enlargement and get a degree and get a good job and move out and own a nice car and am jetsetting around the world, i will be quite the catch

    Sure Chu you'll do all that right after I become president of the united states.

    well you're already doing a few hundred lbs of coke per day and running over pedestrians

    i'd say you've got the 2024 bid locked down

    Only if I run on the family values anti life ticket. And I don't know if I can handle those assholes enough for a general election.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Daxon.

    Daxon.

    It's 2011

    NOT IF YOU GO BY THE DAILY MAIL IT'S NOT


    look, carrot, I don't see anyone else making any better jokes based on that post so why don't you quit whinging and accept the ironic hilarity of it all

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Then why won't you find it in a Wal-Mart?

    I'm sorry did you think that was a rebuttal? The porn industry is worth billions. Just because I can't buy it at wal mart doesn't mean its not popular.

    Well! Maybe that Weiner guy can find a job in the porn industry after those recently leaked lewd photos sink his career in politics!

    You mean lewd photo that almost certainly wasn't tweeted by him? Yeah, he's up shit creek for sure.

    And what about that American politician who was publicly executed for taking a photo of himself with his shirt off?

    You mean the pro-family values/anti-gay rights guy looking to score with members of the trans community? The one who resigned?

    Alright, I didn't know about the affair business. His explanation was he was just showing off his bod and I believed that.

    And I can't really think of any other cases of harmless indecent exposure leading to an overreaction. Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction ... Hot Coffee mod ... these are weak examples.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    May god help LA

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    TomeWyrmTomeWyrm A Limited Liability Partnership Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Hey chu, are you going to try and make it to NYC for hanging out when Tarranon's in town in a couple of weeks?

    i'm gonna see what i can do

    my recreation budget is quite small right now, but if i vow to eat cheap stuff and not order booze it might be possible, i'll have to crunch the numbers

    Understandable. Keep me posted

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I've never been to LA

    but it's on my list
    of cities to corrupt

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    hilarious-pics-14.jpg

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE COLD FROZEN NORTH OF LULEÅ IS DOOMED

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    May god help LA

    god abandoned LA long ago.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    to be fair, it's strange fires can even burn that far north.

    temperatures approach 0 kelvin up there or something.

    miserable place

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    May god help LA

    god abandoned LA long ago.

    The one true god still has the town in its grip.
    I'm talking about Mammon of course.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I still haven't played LA Noire. I think I will try my best to like it. Just to spite the Preacherman.

    You will love the first disc. The second disc will begin to get a little frustrating but the hopes of a payoff will keep you going. The third disc you will wish fell into a fire.

    Do I have another convert to the game falls apart in the end? CAN I GET A WITNESS?!

    Oh my god, the sewer cutscene? IT'S LIKE THEY STOPPED TRYING.

    That shit was downright inexcusable.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Then why won't you find it in a Wal-Mart?

    I'm sorry did you think that was a rebuttal? The porn industry is worth billions. Just because I can't buy it at wal mart doesn't mean its not popular.

    Well! Maybe that Weiner guy can find a job in the porn industry after those recently leaked lewd photos sink his career in politics!

    You mean lewd photo that almost certainly wasn't tweeted by him? Yeah, he's up shit creek for sure.

    And what about that American politician who was publicly executed for taking a photo of himself with his shirt off?

    You mean the pro-family values/anti-gay rights guy looking to score with members of the trans community? The one who resigned?

    Alright, I didn't know about the affair business. His explanation was he was just showing off his bod and I believed that.
    When did he say that and why on earth did you believe it? People don't post on Craigslist looking for casual encounters when they just want attention.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That shit was downright inexcusable.

    Donkey Kong talking about inexcusable shit? I'll just leave this here for no apparent reason:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I still haven't played LA Noire. I think I will try my best to like it. Just to spite the Preacherman.

    You will love the first disc. The second disc will begin to get a little frustrating but the hopes of a payoff will keep you going. The third disc you will wish fell into a fire.

    Do I have another convert to the game falls apart in the end? CAN I GET A WITNESS?!

    Oh my god, the sewer cutscene? IT'S LIKE THEY STOPPED TRYING.

    That shit was downright inexcusable.

    Welcome brother, welcome to the church of "jesus the writers in Noire didn't know what the fuck they were doing."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    uuuh the donkey kong rap was awesome

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    uuuh the donkey kong rap was awesome

    NO. APPARENT. REASON.
    :P

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Silas, were you interested in teh Shadowrun?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I am starting to get into UFC.

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    Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Bagginses wrote: »

    I think you mean trailer court houses or mobile homes, although as a person who lives in a beach community I have learned to hate motorhomes/RV's with an unfettered passion....come into my town, take up 5 parking spots, live in the damn thing for a days on end without moving...

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I am starting to get into UFC.

    Its as close as we come right now to gladitorial combat. I'm still waiting for a republican administration to make it legal for inmates to fight for money, we are on the road to Running Man baby!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    wait what guys?

    the overhyped game didn't live up to its hype and ended up being slightly awful?


    oh dear, revelations!

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