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White Power Milk

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  • MxOxRxRxIxSMxOxRxRxIxS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    This isn't funny?

    you find that funny?

    Yep.

    Aww I'm so bad at this...
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jackass was pretty good.

    Mad TV had some talent on it some years but the writing for the most part was utter shit. Aries Spears' Magic Johnson got me a few laughs though.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWGfV0kZcqI&feature=related

    Mostly because of accuracy.

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  • MxOxRxRxIxSMxOxRxRxIxS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    He did a real good Shaq. Will Sasso had a fantastic Steve Austin.

    Aww I'm so bad at this...
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    1/2 to 2 ounces?

    Woman better be able to gargle half a pint at least for that money.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Resorath wrote: »
    I can't find where you actually buy the milk at. I've clicked everything.

    You have to select the girl you want first.

    Anyone else think this was breast milk when they first went there? I thought you had the opportunity to get it from the source :winky:

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jackass is a cultural touchstone

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    lactose intolerance?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Foolproof wrote: »
    lactose intolerance?

    motherfucker

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Do I get to choose which girl gargles my milk?

    You'd think that question would be in the FAQ. Harumph.

    Apparently you do.

    I propose we pool our money, buy one, get them to make a video, then have someone videotape themselves drinking it.

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    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    Foolproof wrote: »
    lactose intolerance?

    motherfucker

    butter intolerance?

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    what if

    we pool our money, buy one, get them to make a video, then have them video tape one of the other girls drinking it

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    I do not find Jackass entertaining.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh dear I think I have just given myself the vapors


    what if

    we got double-purified milk

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  • Goose!Goose! This is fundamentally unlike Disneyland! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    this is the worst thing in the world

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I am currently recruiting women to engage in a chocolate milk edition of this site.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Do I get to choose which girl gargles my milk?

    You'd think that question would be in the FAQ. Harumph.

    Apparently you do.

    I propose we pool our money, buy one, get them to make a video, then have someone videotape themselves drinking it.

    You have my sword

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Do I get to choose which girl gargles my milk?

    You'd think that question would be in the FAQ. Harumph.

    Apparently you do.

    I propose we pool our money, buy one, get them to make a video, then have someone videotape themselves drinking it.

    You have my sword

    And you have my axe

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    oh dear I think I have just given myself the vapors


    what if

    we got double-purified milk

    2 girls 1 cup




    (of milk)

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Man you guys are really milking these jokes huh

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Solar





    i see what you did there

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I was just skimming that site and it made my stomach churn.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    How dairy you make a pun like that.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    no need to cry over it.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I was just skimming that site and it made my stomach churn.

    oh my god

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I was just skimming that site and it made my stomach churn.

    It's udderstandible that you would feel that way.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I am currently recruiting women to engage in a chocolate milk edition of this site.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You see, Viscount Islands knows what the deal is.

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    cow

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  • MxOxRxRxIxSMxOxRxRxIxS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    These puns are a pain in my... derriere.

    Aww I'm so bad at this...
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    morris doesn't seem to understand how puns work

    how udderly regrettable

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    stop it, guys

    this is going whey over the top

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What has this thread churned into?

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    milk pun

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    cow

    the crém de la créme of milk puns

    skilled at the kraft

    you'd better brie-lieve it

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  • MxOxRxRxIxSMxOxRxRxIxS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    morris doesn't seem to understand how puns work

    how udderly regrettable

    Don't have a cow.

    Aww I'm so bad at this...
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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I always wondered why people call you Morris and not xxxxx

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    cow

    the crém de la créme of milk puns

    skilled at the kraft

    you'd better brie-lieve it

    you know what

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  • MxOxRxRxIxSMxOxRxRxIxS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Arang wrote: »
    I always wondered why people call you Morris and not xxxxx

    I know. My actual name is xxxxx. There was some kind of error, beyond my control, that caused MORRIS to get thrown in the mix.

    Aww I'm so bad at this...
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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    cow

    the crém de la créme of milk puns

    skilled at the kraft

    you'd better brie-lieve it

    i'm dead and it's you

    you're the murderer

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Please stop now.

    I camembert it.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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