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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i can dimly remember having a pc that used a joystick to play games

    getting excited when duke nukem 3d came out

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Ok, I suppose I just concede that I'm really not very knowledgeable about musics and I'm just ranting about pretty much nothing of import. But I want to say that "The Killers" is a very misleading name for a soft rock group.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Killers are shit, yes

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    Dungeon Keeper.

    I still adore this game. Someone (I think mongoose?) told me it's going to be available on gog soon. I am excited!

    skettios on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    the worst misleading band name is Panic at the Disco

    It neither bears a resemblance to disco nor does it cause my heart rate to rise

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    skettios wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Dungeon Keeper.

    I still adore this game. Someone (I think mongoose?) told me it's going to be available on gog soon. I am excited!

    It's on GoG now.

    Go buy it.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ok I can say after kinda paying attention to the movie.

    the best thing about underworld: whatever the third movie is called is the music in the credits.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    skettios wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Dungeon Keeper.

    I still adore this game. Someone (I think mongoose?) told me it's going to be available on gog soon. I am excited!

    It's on GoG now.

    Go buy it.

    yesssssssssss

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    which was the game where you slapped imps and had wizards that wailed strangely when you dropped them

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    Never had any of that.

    I've only had Jack Daniels and have been working on this bottle of Jameson the past few Fridays.

    I have to say it feels like a step in the right direction.
    Son, this is like screwing the disfigured lady to moving up to her fat sister.

    Fuck her attractive cousin.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I don't listen to metal or... whatever it might be called, these days.

    I'm not sure if a band can become metal/scary/hard/disturbing than what's out there today.

    Like Slipknot - everything I've seen from their music/video media disturbs the crap out of me, and I'm not sure how much further there is left to go after shit like that.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    my grandparents had a color TV when I was little, but they mostly watched Nick at Nite on it so about half of the TV I saw at their house was in black and white anyways.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    which was the game where you slapped imps and had wizards that wailed strangely when you dropped them

    dungeon keeper~
    slap everything!

    One time I possessed a chicken and was eaten. Game didn't like that.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The beginning of this music video, up until about the :49 mark genuinely scared the shit out of me when I first saw it

    And this was last january when I first saw it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEVodXzNmPM

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Talking about Jack Daniels as if it were a legitimate drink.

    Not understanding Metal.

    Oh America, what's wrong with you.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    skettios wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Dungeon Keeper.

    I still adore this game. Someone (I think mongoose?) told me it's going to be available on gog soon. I am excited!

    you realize I was talking about the BBS out of Indianapolis and not the game that came out like 8 years later?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    (F)lirt with Violet

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    skettios wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Dungeon Keeper.

    I still adore this game. Someone (I think mongoose?) told me it's going to be available on gog soon. I am excited!

    you realize I was talking about the BBS out of Indianapolis and not the game that came out like 8 years later?

    I had a conversation not so long about Neverwinter Nights that went on for a full minute before we figured out that I was talking about this version:

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    and they were talking about this version:

    neverwinter-nights-2-storm-of-zehir-20080812100849746_640w.jpg

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    the worst misleading band name is Panic at the Disco

    It neither bears a resemblance to disco nor does it cause my heart rate to rise

    You're missing an exclamation mark in their name. It's Panic! At the Disco.

    Right, now that's cleared up I'll just be over here killing myself for knowing that fact.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    didn't they get rid of the exclamation point at one point

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    In January 2008, the band unveiled a new logo and dropped the exclamation point from their name, effectively becoming Panic at the Disco, which soon caused outrage among the band's fanbase.

    uh huh. :\

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I was so! outraged.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    that's even worse, scarab

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh man, trying to use the Google site search feature to egosearch, I stumbled across a very old thread by a former forumer whose sig is a quote of me responding to someone asking to have the importance of proper grammar explained without using the letter E.

    I thought this had been completely lost to time.
    It allows for distinct communication of thoughts without causing confusion and constructs a common standard for such communication.

    And now I have saved it in a Google doc so I'll never lose it again.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Talking about Jack Daniels as if it were a legitimate drink.

    Not understanding Metal.

    Oh America, what's wrong with you.

    Hey.

    I understand metal.

    :x

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    skettios wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Dungeon Keeper.

    I still adore this game. Someone (I think mongoose?) told me it's going to be available on gog soon. I am excited!

    you realize I was talking about the BBS out of Indianapolis and not the game that came out like 8 years later?

    I had a conversation not so long about Neverwinter Nights that went on for a full minute before we figured out that I was talking about this version:

    nwn_aol_award_ces.jpg

    and they were talking about this version:

    neverwinter-nights-2-storm-of-zehir-20080812100849746_640w.jpg

    whoops! ya, I didn't play that hah

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Is this the place to bitch about the fact that I suddenly realized I'm an adult

    And the fact that without even a hint of irony, sarcasm, or facetiousness, recently said "goddam kids these days" upon walking out of a high school

    Oi

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Aw man, I missed the Panic! at the Disco talk! :[

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Speaking of disco, Fram and I nailed Stayin' Alive at karaoke the other night.

    Harmonizing is fun.

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  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Talking about Jack Daniels as if it were a legitimate drink.

    Not understanding Metal.

    Oh America, what's wrong with you.

    Jack Daniels is only useful for getting Canadians drunk enough to film themselves making hundred-thousand calorie meals.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    The only thing I find funny about the current "young generation" is that since all the previous generations rebelled against their parents and their music by making their own music continually more hard rocking, we reached the point of terminal rockocity. The current generation can't rock any harder to offend or frighten their parents, so they have to go the other way and make bland, dull music.

    you don't really believe this, right

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    The only thing I find funny about the current "young generation" is that since all the previous generations rebelled against their parents and their music by making their own music continually more hard rocking, we reached the point of terminal rockocity. The current generation can't rock any harder to offend or frighten their parents, so they have to go the other way and make bland, dull music.

    you don't really believe this, right

    its hilarious that the geek was making fun of anjin for being 'kids these days' and then makes like fifteen posts in succession that is unironically 'kids / popular culture these days'

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Jameson is Irish Whiskey.

    Therefore it is not as good as real Whisky.

    What is real whiskey?

    Well firstly you are drinking it from the wrong region as you are spelling it incorectly.

    I am far from a connesoir, but :^:

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    the geek, this is not in step with what is actually happening

    current (read: popular, indie or "folk") music is more along the lines of abstractions and images than say being "soft rock"

    boring? sure that's fair because it's a bunch of fucking bearded dudes shooting music videos in the fucking woods like it's a country music video (TIME FOR FUN IN THE BARN)

    but as for not having balls, eh. if anything, turn to a rock station in say the midwest, blue collar east coast or the south

    it's a lot of dudes screaming about fighting, or getting blowjobs and crying about their retarded girlfriends

    or creed

    what's everybody's favorite creed album

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    it should be noted that yes, the killers do in fact fucking suck

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    How can I choose??

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    shave all your facial hair, dudes who make music

    it without exception merits your head being caved in with a broken rock

    show a picture of the guy from the killers

    or like the passion pit guy

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Also to be on topic

    Folks who regularly use fail or owned or rape in a hilarious conversational context


    I am plenty embarrassed for you, so don't worry your little heads about it.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I don't know about favorite Creed album

    but my favorite song by them is "One"

    The guitar solo in that is heavenly as fuck

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