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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Just talk about LeBron only having 75 cents because he has no 4th quarter and about free throws from the key

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    And I'm watching Dexter and this woman would be the world's worst sponsor. Like the worst.

    They did a pretty good job with that, I thought.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Just talk about LeBron only having 75 cents because he has no 4th quarter and about free throws from the key

    D:

    I'm afraid

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    grrr

    9.5 bars of Paragon, 10 ranks of charm

    done feros, therum, and noveria

    where can I go to get the last few (dozen) points I need to max it out for Wrex?

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So the girl I like is into sports.

    I need to read up on the subject or start watching ESPN or something, because she'll text me something about 'these damn Heat fans' and I don't even know what's going on or who I'm supposed to hate from day to day, game to game

    You could be honest. But if you want to go the other way, Sportscenter.

    I've been honest. It's now a running joke between us that I don't know about sports.

    Ah, well then Sportscenter for TV. ESPN.com or Deadspin for generic. What sports does she follow? Elldren will know the basketball blogs.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So the girl I like is into sports.

    I need to read up on the subject or start watching ESPN or something, because she'll text me something about 'these damn Heat fans' and I don't even know what's going on or who I'm supposed to hate from day to day, game to game

    For shame

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    At least she isn't into cricket.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I don't read blogs

  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    kagera there's gonna be a thing tonight

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hey Melville,

    you are a hack.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I've been honest. It's now a running joke between us that I don't know about sports.

    Ask her to teach you?

    Some people like to teach. :winky:

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Magic the Gathering is like crack, only it's a more expensive habit in the long run and no one will ever be able to use sex in order to get it.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'll happily teach anyone about cricket and AFL if it'll get me in their pants

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    kagera there's gonna be a thing tonight

    I know, I saw the MTV Movie Awards already.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    So the girl I like is into sports.

    I need to read up on the subject or start watching ESPN or something, because she'll text me something about 'these damn Heat fans' and I don't even know what's going on or who I'm supposed to hate from day to day, game to game

    For shame

    What's for shame? That he isn't into sports?

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    a har de har har

    but no really

  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    anyone attending PAX: for a modest fee I will say "crikey", "bonza", and "throw another shrimp on the barbie", or teach you about weird Australian sports and animals, such as a detailed biology of drop bear, known scientifically as Phascolarctos carnivorous

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Are you asking me out Rent? Do you want to grab a beer at a gay bar tonight?

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    And I'm watching Dexter and this woman would be the world's worst sponsor. Like the worst.

    They did a pretty good job with that, I thought.

    No. All of the 12 step programs tend to emphasis the no relationships for six months. It's not a hard rule, but it's strongly suggested and honestly for a good reason. If you're going to do that, your sponsor is high on the list of worst people to fuck. Your sponsor is the person you can call at 3 am because you desperately want to get drunk or high. But your sponsor is supposed to maintain some distance. Their goal is to help your ass through the 12 steps. When you sober up, it's a really vulnerable head space. Your sponsor should be a guide while you take some time to figure out who you are when you aren't drunk or high.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Let Piggy Chimp decideRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    I'm so glad that no girl I've ever been into has liked sports. Well one was, but she never talked about it.

    My girlfriend was never reallllly into sports until she was in college, and even then only nominally, as her school was not a major contender for any sports. Since I was a band geek, I developed a taste for watching football, and I've managed to get her slightly into that, and in exchange she's got me watching more college football.

    She'll watch the games, and no longer has questions for me on every commercial break.

    Oh, and ever since the Hurricanes did well in Hockey a few years ago, we've been pseudo-fans of theirs, as well.

    Mostly, though, I like pro football, but I will watch any sport except baseball if there's a local team to root for on tv.

    Baseball on television is terrible. I'll go to games, but I won't watch the game from home. It's...it's just terrible.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jackalopes are ten times better than drop bears.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh, I don't need maxed Charm for Wrex

    time for virmire, then, after I handle the consort

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Are you asking me out Rent? Do you want to grab a beer at a gay bar tonight?

    yes

    >.>

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh, I don't need maxed Charm for Wrex

    time for virmire, then, after I handle the consort

    Hey Carrot, have you been following the Texas redistricting?

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Couscous wrote: »
    Jackalopes are ten times better than drop bears.

    What about dropalopes?

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Couscous wrote: »
    Jackalopes are ten times better than drop bears.

    Except drop bears are real

    according to the Australian Museum

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Are you asking me out Rent? Do you want to grab a beer at a gay bar tonight?

    yes

    >.>

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    You realize I knew this from the first time you posted, right?

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Never lean back in your chair when next to a door-shaped tub.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    Winky wrote: »
    Magic the Gathering is like crack, only it's a more expensive habit in the long run and no one will ever be able to use sex in order to get it.

    tvtropes :x



    tim leary, we should make a not into sports club for people that are not into sports

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    oh

    now i feel like a dummy

    a dum dum dummy

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You have now read this post.

    I didn't ask you to, but you did it anyway.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    You have now read this post.

    I didn't ask you to, but you did it anyway.

    Yeah, old joke is archaic.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    maybe I'll watch Haunted Collectors from now on

    this Beth girl is pretty good looking

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So I just finished like three games of League of Legends and it turns out its a terrible game to play when you are winding down from rage.

    I should make waffles.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Jackalopes are ten times better than drop bears.

    Except drop bears are real

    according to the Australian Museum

    Love the distribution image:
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Also I have done like a billion trillion pushups and now my arms want to die

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So I just finished like three games of League of Legends and it turns out its a terrible game to play when you are winding down from rage.

    I should make waffles.

    Just make sure that they aren't rage waffles.

    Too many people make that mistake.

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Pancakes are better than waffles.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Also I have done like a billion trillion pushups and now my arms want to die

    Now do some squats, maybe some ab crunches.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
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