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Chicken and asparagus [chat]

Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mimeRegistered User regular
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Sorry, I'm literally cooking right now. If it helps, it's going to be delicious.

Although spring onions, of all things, don't exist in France!

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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    eddy for the eddy god

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    My friend's comment about the F1: "Love the F1 cameramen & commenters' obsession with birds. Maybe Bill Oddie should join the team for the next one"

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    holy shit, that fucking looks delicious

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The brackets are missing!

    Chaos will reign

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: View Post
    Two, completely unrelated questions:

    A: Can I apply for a credit card, and immediately get the info to use it? Because I'll freaking will need to.

    B: Does my elf mage in DAO need anything other than Magic and Willpower? And now much WP?
    as much willpower as you can get. it directly raises the power of his spells.

    noooo

    THIS IS LIES

    willpower only boosts stamina!

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Yum, curry just dinged. And no brackets. Burn the heretic.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elki wrote: View Post
    Two, completely unrelated questions:

    A: Can I apply for a credit card, and immediately get the info to use it? Because I'll freaking will need to.

    B: Does my elf mage in DAO need anything other than Magic and Willpower? And now much WP?
    as much willpower as you can get. it directly raises the power of his spells.

    noooo

    THIS IS LIES

    willpower only boosts stamina!

    oh wait, I was thinking of intelligence

    NOT willpower, Elki

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Obviously the French (and adopted French) don't do square brackets.

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    why is a zombified Jack Sparrow trying to chew that young cabin boy's lips off

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    no poll?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    There should be a poll about whether there should be a poll.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    fuck you crawmerax

    don't drop a bunch of repeaters into my lap

    what am I supposed to do with all these firehawks

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Curry is still like one of the best leftover foods. So good.

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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    why is a zombified Jack Sparrow trying to chew that young cabin boy's lips off

    It's called ANIME, dad.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Bam. Square brackets all up in everybody's business.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Fuck it, I'm going home. Being depressed in someone else's house is a recipe for trouble.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    in about 20 minutes I am going to have a steak and greenbeans.

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • KilroyKilroy Seer of Heart Registered User regular
    I initially read the title as "Chicken and aspergers chat" and was very confused

    Steam brotimes Xbox Live: DigitalGravitas
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    sir [chat]by chicken caesar

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
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    My chat would have been Emergency [chat]

    And everyone would be invited to share very personal medical information that no one else wanted to know.

    Food is much better. :D

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    you generally don't want anymore willpower than 25, elki, especially if you're making a blood mage

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    In about 5 minutes I shall have some dumplings

    Rich, hearty dumplings, not those sad excuses for dumplings that have those light vermicelli noodles as stuffing

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Oh God what am I doing with these points in codblops?

    I have no idea which blops to spend them on.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh God what am I doing with these points in codblops?

    I have no idea which blops to spend them on.

    I want to know what codblops are, but that requires a google search, and I don't think it's wise to GS blops.

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Hey how's it going.

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh God what am I doing with these points in codblops?

    I have no idea which blops to spend them on.

    Spend your blops on cod... duh.

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    I was perusing Yahoo news and read an article about Lady Gaga's sister and, like a masochist, I started reading the comments. It reminded me of a quote I read in a book: "The irony of the information age is that it has given new respectability to uninformed opinion." After some browsing, I found out that I read it in Michael Crichton's Airframe, but the quote itself belongs to a reporter named John Lawton, who said it at a conference in 1995.

    That predates pretty much 95% of what is common on the internet today and I wonder if even he realized how bad things were going to get.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    can you spend points on shotguns?


    always go with shotguns

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh God what am I doing with these points in codblops?

    I have no idea which blops to spend them on.

    Spend your blops on cod... duh.

    Just more cod, or is there better cod?

  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh God what am I doing with these points in codblops?

    I have no idea which blops to spend them on.

    Spend your blops on cod... duh.

    Just more cod, or is there better cod?

    personally, i am a quality before quantity man myself. so i say better cod.

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    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Also I learned that you have to be ready to move immediately after spawning.

    Because there might be a helicopter shooting at your spawn point.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh God what am I doing with these points in codblops?

    I have no idea which blops to spend them on.

    I want to know what codblops are, but that requires a google search, and I don't think it's wise to GS blops.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ZvANCrFG4

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    my favorite manufacturer in borderlands is apparently torgue

    sounds about right

    I wonder who my other guys ended up with

    guessing S&S for soldier and Maliwan for Mord

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    Hey, any [chat] techies around?

    We just upgraded our internet connection to 12 Mbps, but all the "speed tests" I'm doing online are showing that we're only getting 3-4 Mbps connection speed. We didn't test it before switching (because I'm a dumb) so I don't know how good this is in comparison, but still.

    I remember reading something about the speed tests not doing a great job of showing your actual speed or something, but I forget. Anybody know about it?

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    my favorite manufacturer in borderlands is apparently torgue

    sounds about right

    I wonder who my other guys ended up with

    guessing S&S for soldier and Maliwan for Mord

    where do you find this information?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Quid wrote: »
    Also I learned that you have to be ready to move immediately after spawning.

    Because there might be a helicopter shooting at your spawn point.

    What game is this?

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    The F1 TV coverage has been reduced to a cameraman following Rhianna around the hospitality area.

    One cameraman from Italian TV was trying to walk backwards while keeping the camera on her, and someone from another broadcaster tripped him.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    I am not good at FPS games because FPS games require fast reflexes and I don't have those :(

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