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CM PUNK IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD (AND IS BACK)

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I know somebody already mentioned one future endeavor here, but there were 5 total this weekend:
    WWE released Michael Tarver, Jacob Novak, Buck Dixon, Buddy Stetcher and Ethan Levine over the weekend, reports PWInsider.com. Tarver was on the inaugural NXT not to mention an original member of The Nexus. After being dropped from the group in October, he was brought back for several television appearances that saw him standing in the background. Jacob Novak participated in the current season of NXT, but was eliminated first for the second consecutive season. Dixon, Stetcher and Levine were seldom featured developmental wrestlers.

    WWE's stock is consistently hitting new 52-week lows each week.



    hahaha, this is great. "All Stars night...lets just throw ALL of the divas in one match"

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Raw and Smackdown have 14 Divas total

    I did not know that

    That's what I get for not paying attention to the Divas I guess

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    SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Man, this match won't even last as long as the entrances.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Its Raw from Long Island, if they can fit 14 Divas, they could throw Ryder a bone, damn it.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2011
    so this match is gonna last what, two minutes?

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    AJ is very pretty

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    SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Did the heel Divas all coordinate with the black outfits?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    that was sad

    not even a string of finishers

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    SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Wrestling fans and theatre fans... not a lot of crossover there.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Please don't sing

    Or do the Rockettes dance

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2011
    dang it they couldn't even bring out a broski on broadway

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This. This awful kickline garbage. Instead of Ryder.

    Speaking of Zack, interview with Newsday (NY paper) about the upcoming Raw and his WWE career (and he name drops my hometown).
    Newsday wrote:
    On starting Z! True Long Island Story: "What happened was that about three months ago I was sick of just not being on TV, sick of just sitting in the background on the sidelines. So I created my opportunity. I created my own Youtube account. My parents got me a Flipcam for Christmas. And I started to make my own shows. And 16 episodes later, more than a million views, it's starting to pick up… All my days off is basically doing that show. It's thinking of things and messing around with my friends. They'll help me film stuff, like the Superstars General Manager—just things to create controversy in a funny, light hearted way… I think I had no creative output before, so they really didn't know who I was. I had a couple matches here and there, but I never really had a chance to show who I really was, my personality and show how charismatic I was. Now this show has taken off. Guys like John Cena, The Miz, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, Chris Jericho are all praising me on Twitter and stuff like that. I wrote the bonus forward to Chris Jericho's book. It's just unbelievable. I think everyone is starting to notice."

    Does He Get Heat Over The Show?: "At first, I was afraid too. I thought, 'Am I going to get in trouble?' But I'm not trying to cause any problems. I just want to get my name out there and create my own opportunity, and make some money for the company and for myself. Now they're really getting behind it. Like you said, there are signs every single week. My T-Shirts are selling out, and I'm not even on television. It's unheard of. So, I think they have to get behind it.… As far as I know, I haven't been punished. But before I started the Youtube show, I was at the bottom of the card—the bottom. How much worse of a position could I have dropped to, you know? So it had to go up. That was my mind set. I was just sick of being at the bottom, knowing I could be so much more. It was all or nothing, basically."

    On His Frustrations: "I guess I am grateful that I have a job in WWE, but that my plan my whole life. So, it's kind of expected for me. So I'm not satisfied with my spot on the card. I definitely want to move up. And that's what I'm going to do. Or at least I'm going to try my best and go out swinging. I'm not going to just sit back and say, 'Oh, I should have done that,' or 'I should have done this.' When my time comes to an end, I know I'll have no regrets… I've been under contract for five years. I've been on television for four. So that's a pretty long time. So many people come and go in four years. But I have all the time in the world. I'm only 26. I'm one of the youngest guys on the roster. I'm not going to stop until everyone in this world knows who Zack Ryder is."

    On Creating His Character: "It was way before The Jersey Shore. I was with Curt Hawkins as the Edge Heads—a long haired blonde kid. And I needed a change. I needed something different. So I just took my real personality, turned the volume way up, cut the hair, went to all the clubs on Long Island, like GLO, and fist pumped with all my broskies until I finally found who I really was, and portrayed it to the world, throwing up the 'LI' hand signal. And 'Woo-woo-woo' is taking over… I'm definitely not mocking Long Island in any way, shape or form. I love where I'm from. I love Long Island. It's supposed to be showing the world about Long Island. I'm walking out there throwing up the 'LI' hand signal. Everything's Long Island. It's showing it off. It's not mocking it in any way. So I hope no one feels that way. If they do--Oh well. I'll send them a T-Shirt.'

    On Being Trained By Mikey Whipreck At Long Island's New York Wrestling Connection: "I wanted to be a wrestler my entire life, so right out of high school I found NYWC, which is in Deer Park. And, Mikey Whipreck, from the original ECW, was the trainer. And I just learned all the basics, learned everything I needed to know. Myself, Curt Hawkins, Trent Baretta —We're all the WWE and we all came out of that school. So it's definitely a good place to learn the ropes, so to speak… (Whipreck) taught us everything from headlocks to paying your taxes. He knew everything. And he was the perfect teacher because he actually experienced it, as opposed to other people who don't know anything and are training people and are basically stealing people's money."

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hjorvarthr wrote: »
    AJ is very pretty

    yep

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    They even have that nobody who won tough enough on, but no Ryder

    AUSTIN AND PUNK

    AUSTIN AND PUNK

    HELL YES

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    what?

    what?

    what?

    what?

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Segment of the year

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hjorvarthr wrote: »
    AJ is very pretty

    She is my favorite right now.

    Layla and Maryse are also up there.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Austin showing off the crazy eyes

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Punk didn't even fucking stutter when Austin interrupted him.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2011
    woo they got a punk austin segment, woooo

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That was probably the most entertaining use of "What?!" in 10 years

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2011
    Y'ALL BETTER QUIT IT WIT THAT WHAT STUFF

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Y'ALL BETTER QUIT IT WIT THAT WHAT STUFF

    Butt stuff?

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Haha Cole being afraid to read the message.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Punk's the GM

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    kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Late to the party. Did I miss anything worth seeing?

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    cyber monday next week??

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So Cyber Sunday becomes random June Raw

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Buh bye GM!

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Haha the Raw GM going crazy with beeps.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    cyber monday next week??

    Viewer's choice Raw


    like last year...


    when Nexus debuted!

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    hahahahahaha

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2011
    straight up trollin' michael cole

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    HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    that was pretty funny.

    Also, if the people make the matches...

    Zack Ryder title shot. Now is the time.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ugh, not with these fucking Capitol Punishment ads again

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2011
    CHRISTIAN YOU AIN'T EVEN FROM THIS COUNTRY

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ok, why couldn't Ryder be asking the questions to Obama?

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh Htown, you wish it were that simple.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    God birther nonsense

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh damn this is ridiculous

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