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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "I'm in the mood for a little vivisection. [X-Com LP IV]&quot

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Jedoc wrote: »
Dear Mom and Dad,

Well, it looks like I'm a rookie again. I'm being transferred to Contact Team [REDACTED], which is something of an honor. The guys here are really great, but I'm going to be serving with some real hard hitters. I'm still going to be a sergeant, but Sgt. Rank said that those guys don't have any privates to speak of, then hit me very hard on the back and laughed until he snorted a really phenomenal amount of white powder on my uniform and had to go have a lie-down. So it looks like I'm going to be the "low man" on the totem pole for a while!

The guys threw me and Sgt. Gurusloth a nice going away party, and even had two cakes with our names on them shaped like tombstones. Capt. Karl said that just because I was transferring it didn't mean that he didn't still have dibs on my boots, and that he had given strict instructions to Quartermaster Cthulu to ship them back to [REDACTED] Base when I "bleeped up and got myself a new bleephole torn in me by a greenie." He is a character, all right.

Anyway, you shouldn't worry about me. Contact Team [REDACTED] gets into some heat, but they are going to give me much better armor and a bigger gun, so those bug-eyed freaks are really the ones who should be worrying!

Doing my best to make you guys proud. Hope you had a good Fourth of July, and I'll send you a postcard from [REDACTED] when I get there. Bet you never thought I'd end up there, of all places!

Love,
Jedoc
Post: I'm in the mood for a little vivisection. [X-Com LP IV]
Forum: Social Entropy++
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Posted by: chiasaur11
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Jedoc wrote: »
Dear Mom and [REDACTED],

Well, it looks like I'm a [REDACTED] again. I'm being [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] Team [REDACTED], which is something of [REDACTED]. The [REDACTED] here are really [REDACTED], but I'm going to be [REDACTED] some [REDACTED] hard [REDACTED]. I'm still going to be [REDACTED], but [REDACTED] said that those [REDACTED]don't have any privates to speak of, then [REDACTED] very hard on [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] until he [REDACTED] a really phenomenal amount of white [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED]. So it looks like I'm going to be the "low man" on the [REDACTED] for [REDACTED]!

The [REDACTED] threw me and [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] going away [REDACTED], and even had two [REDACTED] tombstones. Capt. Karl said that just because I was [REDACTED] it didn't mean that he didn't still have dibs on my [REDACTED], and that he had given strict instructions to [REDACTED] to ship them back to [REDACTED] Base when I "[REDACTED]" He is a [REDACTED], all right.

Anyway, you [REDACTED] Contact Team [REDACTED] gets into some heat, but they are going to give me much [REDACTED] and a bigger [REDACTED], so those [REDACTED] are really the ones who should be [REDACTED]!

Doing my best to make you guys [REDACTED]. Hope you had a good [REDACTED], and I'll send you a [REDACTED]from [REDACTED] when I get there. Bet you never thought I'd end up there, of all places!

Love,
[REDACTED]

-X-Com censorship officer Washington Irving.

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