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The Yiddish Policemen's [Chat]

SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy tooRegistered User regular
edited June 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Michael Chabon is a serious literary dude who writes some seriously geeky stuff, like alternate history Jewish Noir fiction


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and swashbuckling Fafhrd-and-the-Grey-Mouser-ish adventures about Jewish bandits.
Spoiler:

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And he edited literary genre fun-fic like McSweeney's Enchanted Chamber of Astonishing Stories


Also I've heard a rumor he might be Jewish.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Wait, I'm confused.

    Which [chat] is [chat]?

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
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  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This bottle is empty.

    This chat's the real one I think.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jewish? Noo...

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This chat is chat

    there's like no effort in that other one

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    please excuse me but I've got to ask
    are you only being nice because you want something

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  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What if Jacob starts rewarding laziness?

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    CLEARLY THE GREATER CHAT. LET US ALL SHUN BLOODYROAR, TOGETHER AS ONE.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Spoiler:

    Suggestions?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Quid wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    Suggestions?

    Stop speaking moon language.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    THIS IS THE TRUE CHAT

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Fafhrd is really hard to spell

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Heard this today and got hooked.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1sr_pVyOuE

    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Second night of rioting in Belfast. It's happening not too far from me. :?

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    no hablo espanol

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  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Second night of rioting in Belfast. It's happening not too far from me. :/

    What's the riot about?

  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Is it weird that I'm bummed out that I didn't get an A in History? I mean, I got a B, and I came really close to an A, but I really wanted to finish this summer term with two As.

    Is that odd to you folks?

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
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  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    THIS IS THE TRUE CHAT

    Negative Ghostrider, the [chat]pattern is full!

    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thanks yalb for reminding me of one of my favorite ways to chill.

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jakarrd wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    THIS IS THE TRUE CHAT

    Negative Ghostrider, the [chat]pattern is full!

    sounds like you're about to want some butts

    speaking of butts...

    hello SiG!!

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    no hablo espanol

    pa pa americano

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    no hablo espanol

    Well no shit. With all those cocks jammed in your mouth it's got to be a detriment to rolling your rs.

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Second night of rioting in Belfast. It's happening not too far from me. :/

    What's the riot about?

    Goat shortage. Lots of sexually frustrated Irish.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    we es brazilian

    huehuehuehuehuehuehue

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

    If a [chat] thread is posted in the woods and no one's around to post in it, is it still a [chat]? Or is a [chat] defined by its acting function, not whatever its intended?

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  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    we es brazilian

    huehuehuehuehuehuehue

    Brazillian wax?

    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    [chat] just got meta.

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jajajajajajaj

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    we es brazilian

    huehuehuehuehuehuehue

    gibe moni plos

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    we es brazilian

    huehuehuehuehuehuehue

    you terrible person

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Tox wrote: »
    [chat] just got meta.

    Stop, you're killing Troy!

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

    If a [chat] thread is posted in the woods and no one's around to post in it, is it still a [chat]? Or is a [chat] defined by its acting function, not whatever its intended?

    If a [chat] is defined merely by it's acting function, then when does an object become a [chat]? Is it upon the moment of first [chat]ing? Also, if the ability to [chat] in a thing is removed, say by a mod locking said thing, does it cease to be a [chat]? Is it right for us to refer to them still as [chat]s? Should we not refer to them as "past threads that once was a [chat]"?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Second night of rioting in Belfast. It's happening not too far from me. :/

    What's the riot about?

    Short version: The UVF is shit-stirring.

    Slightly longer: Belfast is generally known by its compass directions (North Belfast, West Belfast etc). East Belfast is largely Protestant/Unionist/Loyalist, but there is a notable Catholic/Nationalist/Republican enclave near the River Lagan called the Short Strand. This has been where the rioting is going on. The Police reckon the UVF stirred up passions to try and put a stamp on their "turf".

    It's always been a flashpoint for sectarian tensions, but it still sucks that it's happening. UVF can eat a dick.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

    If a [chat] thread is posted in the woods and no one's around to post in it, is it still a [chat]? Or is a [chat] defined by its acting function, not whatever its intended?

    If a [chat] is defined merely by it's acting function, then when does an object become a [chat]? Is it upon the moment of first [chat]ing? Also, if the ability to [chat] in a thing is removed, say by a mod locking said thing, does it cease to be a [chat]? Is it right for us to refer to them still as [chat]s? Should we not refer to them as "past threads that once was a [chat]"?

    More importantly, for those moments when [chat] seems to solidify temporarily on one topic, making it the focus of [chat] for some time, effectively turning the thread into a discussion thread for that topic, does [chat] cease to be a [chat] for that time until [chat] resumes its normal atmosphere?

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I think I can read again

    the last time I'd gotten through a book before last week or so was january

    ugh

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

    If a [chat] thread is posted in the woods and no one's around to post in it, is it still a [chat]? Or is a [chat] defined by its acting function, not whatever its intended?

    If a [chat] is defined merely by it's acting function, then when does an object become a [chat]? Is it upon the moment of first [chat]ing? Also, if the ability to [chat] in a thing is removed, say by a mod locking said thing, does it cease to be a [chat]? Is it right for us to refer to them still as [chat]s? Should we not refer to them as "past threads that once was a [chat]"?

    More importantly, for those moments when [chat] seems to solidify temporarily on one topic, making it the focus of [chat] for some time, effectively turning the thread into a discussion thread for that topic, does [chat] cease to be a [chat] for that time until [chat] resumes its normal atmosphere?

    ...and now my head hurts. Too early for meta [chat].

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    I think I can read again

    the last time I'd gotten through a book before last week or so was january

    ugh

    Chabon Chat has cured you

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
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