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The Yiddish Policemen's [Chat]

SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiastRegistered User regular
edited June 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Michael Chabon is a serious literary dude who writes some seriously geeky stuff, like alternate history Jewish Noir fiction


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and swashbuckling Fafhrd-and-the-Grey-Mouser-ish adventures about Jewish bandits.
(This song may or may not be related)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rffMMlYd1oY&feature=relmfu

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And he edited literary genre fun-fic like McSweeney's Enchanted Chamber of Astonishing Stories


Also I've heard a rumor he might be Jewish.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Wait, I'm confused.

    Which [chat] is [chat]?

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This bottle is empty.

    This chat's the real one I think.

    Cinders on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jewish? Noo...

    Wash on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This chat is chat

    there's like no effort in that other one

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    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    please excuse me but I've got to ask
    are you only being nice because you want something

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What if Jacob starts rewarding laziness?

    Cinders on
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    CLEARLY THE GREATER CHAT. LET US ALL SHUN BLOODYROAR, TOGETHER AS ONE.

    yalborap on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    Wash on
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    中国计划生育政策

    I. 介绍 - 虽然中国计划生育政策实施不太好,后果对中国和中国人非常有益的。一共我认为很好的后果比不好的实施更重要。

    II. 正文
    A。 生育计划政策的应用和目标
    1。 在1979开始,主要地对城市居民,通常对汉族人
    2。 最终的目标是稳定中国的人口,减少中国环境,经济, 社会的问题。

    B。 计划的好处
    1。 人口的稳定化
    2。 经济的改进
    3。 环境的影响

    C。 计划的批评和中国的反应
    1。人口不平衡
    2。人权的违反
    3。 中国人的支持

    III. 结尾
    A。 摘要
    1。政府的目标和打算对生育计划政策
    2。 政策对中国人很有好处
    3。 虽然政策是批评的,多半的中国人继续支持

    B。虽然有一些问题,生育计划政策给中国现在的繁荣很有影响并继续提供好处。

    Suggestions?

    Quid on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Now you run on home to your mother, and tell her tell her everything's all right. And there aren't any more guns in the valley. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Quid wrote: »
    中国计划生育政策

    I. 介绍 - 虽然中国计划生育政策实施不太好,后果对中国和中国人非常有益的。一共我认为很好的后果比不好的实施更重要。

    II. 正文
    A。 生育计划政策的应用和目标
    1。 在1979开始,主要地对城市居民,通常对汉族人
    2。 最终的目标是稳定中国的人口,减少中国环境,经济, 社会的问题。

    B。 计划的好处
    1。 人口的稳定化
    2。 经济的改进
    3。 环境的影响

    C。 计划的批评和中国的反应
    1。人口不平衡
    2。人权的违反
    3。 中国人的支持

    III. 结尾
    A。 摘要
    1。政府的目标和打算对生育计划政策
    2。 政策对中国人很有好处
    3。 虽然政策是批评的,多半的中国人继续支持

    B。虽然有一些问题,生育计划政策给中国现在的繁荣很有影响并继续提供好处。

    Suggestions?

    Stop speaking moon language.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    THIS IS THE TRUE CHAT

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Fafhrd is really hard to spell

    Senjutsu on
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    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Heard this today and got hooked.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1sr_pVyOuE

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    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Second night of rioting in Belfast. It's happening not too far from me. :?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    no hablo espanol

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Now you run on home to your mother, and tell her tell her everything's all right. And there aren't any more guns in the valley. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Second night of rioting in Belfast. It's happening not too far from me. :/

    What's the riot about?

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Is it weird that I'm bummed out that I didn't get an A in History? I mean, I got a B, and I came really close to an A, but I really wanted to finish this summer term with two As.

    Is that odd to you folks?

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  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    THIS IS THE TRUE CHAT

    Negative Ghostrider, the [chat]pattern is full!

    Jakarrd on
    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thanks yalb for reminding me of one of my favorite ways to chill.

    Cinders on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jakarrd wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    THIS IS THE TRUE CHAT

    Negative Ghostrider, the [chat]pattern is full!

    sounds like you're about to want some butts

    speaking of butts...

    hello SiG!!

    tyrannus on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    no hablo espanol

    pa pa americano

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    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    no hablo espanol

    Well no shit. With all those cocks jammed in your mouth it's got to be a detriment to rolling your rs.

    Quid on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Second night of rioting in Belfast. It's happening not too far from me. :/

    What's the riot about?

    Goat shortage. Lots of sexually frustrated Irish.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    we es brazilian

    huehuehuehuehuehuehue

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

    If a [chat] thread is posted in the woods and no one's around to post in it, is it still a [chat]? Or is a [chat] defined by its acting function, not whatever its intended?

    Wash on
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  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    we es brazilian

    huehuehuehuehuehuehue

    Brazillian wax?

    Jakarrd on
    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    [chat] just got meta.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jajajajajajaj

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    we es brazilian

    huehuehuehuehuehuehue

    gibe moni plos

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    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    we es brazilian

    huehuehuehuehuehuehue

    you terrible person

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Tox wrote: »
    [chat] just got meta.

    Stop, you're killing Troy!

    Wash on
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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

    If a [chat] thread is posted in the woods and no one's around to post in it, is it still a [chat]? Or is a [chat] defined by its acting function, not whatever its intended?

    If a [chat] is defined merely by it's acting function, then when does an object become a [chat]? Is it upon the moment of first [chat]ing? Also, if the ability to [chat] in a thing is removed, say by a mod locking said thing, does it cease to be a [chat]? Is it right for us to refer to them still as [chat]s? Should we not refer to them as "past threads that once was a [chat]"?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Second night of rioting in Belfast. It's happening not too far from me. :/

    What's the riot about?

    Short version: The UVF is shit-stirring.

    Slightly longer: Belfast is generally known by its compass directions (North Belfast, West Belfast etc). East Belfast is largely Protestant/Unionist/Loyalist, but there is a notable Catholic/Nationalist/Republican enclave near the River Lagan called the Short Strand. This has been where the rioting is going on. The Police reckon the UVF stirred up passions to try and put a stamp on their "turf".

    It's always been a flashpoint for sectarian tensions, but it still sucks that it's happening. UVF can eat a dick.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

    If a [chat] thread is posted in the woods and no one's around to post in it, is it still a [chat]? Or is a [chat] defined by its acting function, not whatever its intended?

    If a [chat] is defined merely by it's acting function, then when does an object become a [chat]? Is it upon the moment of first [chat]ing? Also, if the ability to [chat] in a thing is removed, say by a mod locking said thing, does it cease to be a [chat]? Is it right for us to refer to them still as [chat]s? Should we not refer to them as "past threads that once was a [chat]"?

    More importantly, for those moments when [chat] seems to solidify temporarily on one topic, making it the focus of [chat] for some time, effectively turning the thread into a discussion thread for that topic, does [chat] cease to be a [chat] for that time until [chat] resumes its normal atmosphere?

    Wash on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I think I can read again

    the last time I'd gotten through a book before last week or so was january

    ugh

    Elendil on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Eh, a [chat]'s a [chat]

    if you can chat in it, it is a [chat]

    But is the ability to act as a [chat] really the signifier of being a [chat]? If we [chat] in something that we don't call a [chat], is it still a [chat] or simply [chat]-like? </Poldy>

    If a [chat] thread is posted in the woods and no one's around to post in it, is it still a [chat]? Or is a [chat] defined by its acting function, not whatever its intended?

    If a [chat] is defined merely by it's acting function, then when does an object become a [chat]? Is it upon the moment of first [chat]ing? Also, if the ability to [chat] in a thing is removed, say by a mod locking said thing, does it cease to be a [chat]? Is it right for us to refer to them still as [chat]s? Should we not refer to them as "past threads that once was a [chat]"?

    More importantly, for those moments when [chat] seems to solidify temporarily on one topic, making it the focus of [chat] for some time, effectively turning the thread into a discussion thread for that topic, does [chat] cease to be a [chat] for that time until [chat] resumes its normal atmosphere?

    ...and now my head hurts. Too early for meta [chat].

    BobCesca on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    I think I can read again

    the last time I'd gotten through a book before last week or so was january

    ugh

    Chabon Chat has cured you

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    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
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