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The Yiddish Policemen's [Chat]

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yeah I couldn't care less about post migration or hell even usernames. The forums already wiped the slate clean once. If it meant they were more stable I'd be all for it. Even if it meant I'd have to reignore everyone.

    There's been at least two total wipes that I've been trhough.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yeah I couldn't care less about post migration or hell even usernames. The forums already wiped the slate clean once. If it meant they were more stable I'd be all for it. Even if it meant I'd have to reignore everyone.

    :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

    Rent I'd never igno

    So anyway

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yeah I couldn't care less about post migration or hell even usernames. The forums already wiped the slate clean once. If it meant they were more stable I'd be all for it. Even if it meant I'd have to reignore everyone.

    There's been at least two total wipes that I've been trhough.

    Riemann the old timer here to tell us about onions on his belt and shit.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    A complete wipe would be fine. Topics come and go, it's not like this is a wiki.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    the only thing i dont like about SA's business model is is it's based on nickel and diming you to fucking death

    oh hey want to post? COOL THAT'S TEN BUCKS

    OH WAIT YOU WANT TO ACCESS THREADS OVER A YEAR OLD? THAT'S TEN MORE BUCKS

    OH YOU WANT TO SEARCH/ PM/ SEARCH A USER'S POST HISTORY/ ATTACH IMAGES TO YOUR POSTS? TEN MORE DOLLA DOLLA BILLS

    WANT AN AVATAR? FIVE BUCKS

    NO ADS ON THE SITE? TEN MORE BUCKS

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That Monroe story is fantastic.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    met some beautiful norwegian girls today.
    am sad.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yeah I couldn't care less about post migration or hell even usernames. The forums already wiped the slate clean once. If it meant they were more stable I'd be all for it. Even if it meant I'd have to reignore everyone.

    There's been at least two total wipes that I've been trhough.

    Riemann the old timer here to tell us about onions on his belt and shit.

    twas in two thousand diggity. we had to call it diggity cause the Kaiser stole our number one.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Also completely unforum related really glad I didn't bother to watch the killing. The shit they got wrong about seattle alone.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    met some beautiful norwegian girls today.
    am sad.

    Running away screaming isn't necessarily a 'no'.

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  • EddyEddy pale Gengars I loved beside Cerulean CaveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    met some beautiful norwegian girls today.
    am sad.

    Running away screaming isn't necessarily a 'no'.
    They love playing hard to get.

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    met some beautiful norwegian girls today.
    am sad.

    They may be prettier than you, but you have them beat in inner beauty.

  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    met some beautiful norwegian girls today.
    am sad.

    Running away screaming isn't necessarily a 'no'.
    They love playing hard to get.

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I missed the screening of Ti West's new movie at LAFF.

    Ughhhhhhh fffffffuuuuu

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I mean we do have one paper, but its called the Seattle times. I've never heard of an honor based gas station and its ridiculous. No one really gives a shit who the mayor is, certainly not enough to be a mainstory in the paper, and even the seattle police department wouldn't be as incompetent as the detectives in the killing.

  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »

    I'm not going through all of these, but I'm assuming they have that dog that the Maricopa county Sheriff's Department through back into a burning building, right?

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hrmm... Morality thread. I needs to read some of this.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    I mean we do have one paper, but its called the Seattle times. I've never heard of an honor based gas station and its ridiculous. No one really gives a shit who the mayor is, certainly not enough to be a mainstory in the paper, and even the seattle police department wouldn't be as incompetent as the detectives in the killing.

    And then there are the vampires living just outside the city in Forks.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    I mean we do have one paper, but its called the Seattle times. I've never heard of an honor based gas station and its ridiculous. No one really gives a shit who the mayor is, certainly not enough to be a mainstory in the paper, and even the seattle police department wouldn't be as incompetent as the detectives in the killing.

    And then there are the vampires living just outside the city in Forks.

    Those are actually real, just no one cares about forks to even bother to tell anyone.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »

    When my childhood dog died, it made me sad. But it had been an accident. There was no one to be mad at, so I was very sad and got over it.

    If I had been there and watched a police officer needlessly kill my dog, I think I would be in jail right now. Possibly assaulting an officer, hopefully manslaughter.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I guess because the killing purports to be a 24ish show, stupid errors like not even having the paper be the seattle times is kind of like "Basic research? Hello!"

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I mean we do have one paper, but its called the Seattle times. I've never heard of an honor based gas station and its ridiculous. No one really gives a shit who the mayor is, certainly not enough to be a mainstory in the paper, and even the seattle police department wouldn't be as incompetent as the detectives in the killing.

    And then there are the vampires living just outside the city in Forks.

    Those are actually real, just no one cares about forks to even bother to tell anyone.

    You'd think their feud with the werewolves would draw media attention, but so far it seems the only person interested in writing about what goes on there is some mormon housewife.

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  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »

    I'm not going through all of these, but I'm assuming they have that dog that the Maricopa county Sheriff's Department through back into a burning building, right?

    No, they just started the blog a few days ago.

    They only have a few dogs so far.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    yay the forums are back

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011

    You'd think their feud with the werewolves would draw media attention, but so far it seems the only person interested in writing about what goes on there is some mormon housewife.

    Forks is on the olympic peninsula, its not a place anyone willing ends up. I mean we don't even have a prison on the pen because its considered cruel and unusual punishment (for reference walla walla is in eastern washington EASTERN SISTER FUCKER WASHINGTON!)

  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Marietta Robinson let the officers in after asking if she could put her dog in the back yard or the bathroom. They told her that they wouldn’t harm the dog if she put it in the bathroom, so she did.

    Police officers came in, shot her dog (claiming it attacked them), and then washed their hands in her water cooler drinking water.

    It took multiple officers 8 bullets to kill a pug.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i'm watching the adjustment bureau

    what an odd film

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I wanna buy some shit I don't need so that I can feel better.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Marietta Robinson let the officers in after asking if she could put her dog in the back yard or the bathroom. They told her that they wouldn’t harm the dog if she put it in the bathroom, so she did.

    Police officers came in, shot her dog (claiming it attacked them), and then washed their hands in her water cooler drinking water.

    It took multiple officers 8 bullets to kill a pug.

    Sounds like these dudes had some bad experiences in RE4 and wanted to cut that off at the pass.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    But in RE4 you save the dog from the bear trap and it comes back later to help you!

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    My mom has this stuff of Italian sodas/ices whatever. So I just made one with sparkling water, vanilla syrup stuff and oj. It taste like a dreamsicle. So good.

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  • DeebaserDeebaser At the corporate garage sale This is cheap and plentifulRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This is bullshit PA, with the forums down i had to do work ALL DAY

    DOT DOT DOT

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Man, Cars 2. This is the first year I haven't wanted to see a Pixar film since Cars 1.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    But wait, it gets worse. It turns out that Max was medically-trained to alert the family when Andrea, an epileptic, was having a seizure. A few weeks later, without the dog to alert the family, Andrea had a seizure and died.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    But wait, it gets worse. It turns out that Max was medically-trained to alert the family when Andrea, an epileptic, was having a seizure. A few weeks later, without the dog to alert the family, Andrea had a seizure and died.

    Evolution in action.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Don't treat me like potato. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Man, Cars 2. This is the first year I haven't wanted to see a Pixar film since Cars 1.

    Yeah, I have zero interest in the Cars franchise. And even though Cars 1 was their worst reviewed film, it made Pixar more money than WALL-E. Not to mention the toy sales were astronomical, far exceeding even Toy Story.

    Edit: Finding Nemo was a modern classic. Every child with a soul wanted a little plush clownfish. Cars toys outsold Finding Nemo toys 10 to 1.

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