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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    It is all of this bullshit that probably ensures I will never play a round of D&D in my life.

    Man, don't say that; this is just me bitching about some dorks online, it's nothing to really do with the actual game itself. Bear in mind that I have literally been playing and running D&D for twenty years and have only just now started having these arguments because I've only just recently started reading gaming websites. It's like, if you're having fun bicycling, are you gonna let some d-bags on a bicycle website chase you out of the hobby? Of course not, because whatever's happening on the website is completely incidental to your enjoyment of the actual activity. It's the same here; I like reading gaming discussions sometimes, but when they get gross and toxic I just stop reading the discussions, not stop playing.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Fans ruin everything.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Bogart, that is amazing and sad simultaneously.

    I don't know what to suggest Sometimes you can draw people out and get them really engaged in the RP side of things, but other people seem to find all that freedom really paralyzing, or they just don't get in the habit of thinking in real-world terms like "what's gonna happen if this bad guy knows we're coming in both entrances"? I've ended up being happy when I can just get a core two or three people who really sink their teeth into the non-combat activity and kind of set the direction for the rest of the party.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    I think it's almost certianly a weakness of the group rather than the edition, but very few of them have a strong idea of who their character actually is. Quite often, their character is just a guy who searches dead bodies and chests as quickly as he can because he wants phat loot and he doesn't want to share.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh I know, jacob, but it just seems like a harsh environment in general.

    I've dabbled a bit, and my buddy even bought one of those DM starter guides to try and teach himself to DM for a group of friends and I.

    Most of the attempts we made to reach out and learn seemed cold and unfriendly. We were treated as an annoyance rather than a potential new player.

    I know Pony rants and raves about it all the time, so I don't need to reiterate too much. It's odd than in a sub-culture created and protected by some of the social fringes, you see so much infighting and standoffishness. It's not just D&D, I've tried to get into certain videogames, too. Luckily over my years I've found a rogues gallery of friends that I can cobble together to play games with me. It just seems like D&D is one game that will never happen for us.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think it's almost certianly a weakness of the group rather than the edition, but very few of them have a strong idea of who their character actually is. Quite often, their character is just a guy who searches dead bodies and chests as quickly as he can because he wants phat loot and he doesn't want to share.

    :)

    Have you tried throwing an old-style cursed sword or something into the mix?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    BobCesca wrote: »
    So bored of my thesis...

    Lets swap for a day. I just need to proof-read a chapter.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Time for bed. Picking up car in the AM. Maybe job news in the PM. Not sure if I want it or not :-/ (I want the job, not so sure about the news, I mean)

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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    morning dudes

    and i mean morning in the lowest sense of the word, as i will inevitably collapse in three hours

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    So bored of my thesis...

    Lets swap for a day. I just need to proof-read a chapter.

    Cool. How's your Latin? I'm analysing poems today. Oh, and your German needs to be good 'cos I'm using quite heavily a couple of German texts for this section as well.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ugh... you smarty people and your theses in multiple languages even. You make me feel teh stoopid.

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    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    So bored of my thesis...

    Lets swap for a day. I just need to proof-read a chapter.

    Cool. How's your Latin? I'm analysing poems today. Oh, and your German needs to be good 'cos I'm using quite heavily a couple of German texts for this section as well.

    My latin is only marginally worse than my French. And I have a B in GCSE German. That means I'm fluent!

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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Ugh... you smarty people and your theses in multiple languages even. You make me feel teh stoopid.

    if it's any consolation the only language i know is japanese and the only thing i remember how to ask is "how is your penis doing today"

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart, that is amazing and sad simultaneously.

    I don't know what to suggest Sometimes you can draw people out and get them really engaged in the RP side of things, but other people seem to find all that freedom really paralyzing, or they just don't get in the habit of thinking in real-world terms like "what's gonna happen if this bad guy knows we're coming in both entrances"? I've ended up being happy when I can just get a core two or three people who really sink their teeth into the non-combat activity and kind of set the direction for the rest of the party.

    I have pretty much given up on presenting open-ended encounters. Now I make sure that everything has a couple of obvious routes. If they want to be creative and try something else super, but I hate just sitting around and then eventually telling my players what to do.

    You've just got to match the game to the group in the end.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Question [chat].

    When you think of Steampunk, what is the first thing that comes to mind?

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    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Question [chat].

    When you think of Steampunk, what is the first thing that comes to mind?

    A man with a brass gear glued to a cheap reproduction pocketwatch. The man is fat. The man has a beard.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Question [chat].

    When you think of Steampunk, what is the first thing that comes to mind?

    The valve guy.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    So bored of my thesis...

    Lets swap for a day. I just need to proof-read a chapter.

    Cool. How's your Latin? I'm analysing poems today. Oh, and your German needs to be good 'cos I'm using quite heavily a couple of German texts for this section as well.

    My latin is only marginally worse than my French. And I have a B in GCSE German. That means I'm fluent!

    Awesome!

    You can write my thesis for me, then.

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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Question [chat].

    When you think of Steampunk, what is the first thing that comes to mind?

    top hats and sci fi

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart, that is amazing and sad simultaneously.

    I don't know what to suggest Sometimes you can draw people out and get them really engaged in the RP side of things, but other people seem to find all that freedom really paralyzing, or they just don't get in the habit of thinking in real-world terms like "what's gonna happen if this bad guy knows we're coming in both entrances"? I've ended up being happy when I can just get a core two or three people who really sink their teeth into the non-combat activity and kind of set the direction for the rest of the party.

    This is basically what I find happening. Often, though, one guy who has a strong character concept will try and drive things, another guy with a slightly opposed character concept will oppose him ("Just kill the evil prisoner" vs "I won't kill an unarmed man"). Everyone else sits on the fence or says nothing. Instant party paralysis.

    I like the cursed sword idea. I might try that next time one of the party starts looting when he should be finishing off the elite brute that's chewing through the strikers.

    Another amusing incident last night had the (widely disparaged) wizard lay down an area of effect spell that hit one enemy and two allies (one was dominated at the time). Neither ally needed to be hit, and I don't think the wizard even knew he'd targeted one of them. The party is so used to the wizard doing stuff like this they don't even object any more. I think they just count it as a raising of the difficulty level of combat.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Arivia wrote: »

    The valve guy.

    Hmmm...
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »

    A man with a brass gear glued to a cheap reproduction pocketwatch. The man is fat. The man has a beard.

    Great, other than the pocket watch, you both gave almost the same answer. :?

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    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Fans ruin everything.

    A-yup.

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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    hell yes just found a documentary on burroughs on netflix. today is already awesome

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Shalom!

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Found my third flying cockroach in 24 hours this morning.

    I move out in a month but this is still disgusting and freaking me out a bit.

    What do I do? Call the apartment complex and complain?

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Complain, but don't expect anything to be done; in the meanwhile buy yourself some cheap insecticide?

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Question [chat].

    When you think of Steampunk, what is the first thing that comes to mind?

    Oamaru

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    ronya wrote: »
    Complain, but don't expect anything to be done; in the meanwhile buy yourself some cheap insecticide?
    Arg. Where do I put it?

    I'd never even seen a flying cockroach in my life before today. I don't know how they operate or how they breed or how to get rid of them. I assume it's difficult.

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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    flying cockroaches?

    i am so doing the dishes today

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Palmetto Bugs are what we call them here in FL. (They are actually called American Cockroaches)

    Basically they breed just like regular German Roaches, same feeding patterns, same hideouts. The only difference is... they have wings.

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    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Palmetto Bugs are what we call them here in FL. (They are actually called American Cockroaches)

    Basically they breed just like regular German Roaches, same feeding patterns, same hideouts. The only difference is... they have wings.

    nope cleaning the fuck out of the house today. no sir, i am not capable of dealing with the possibility of the fact that these things exist.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Palmetto Bugs are what we call them here in FL. (They are actually called American Cockroaches)

    Basically they breed just like regular German Roaches, same feeding patterns, same hideouts. The only difference is... they have wings.

    nope cleaning the fuck out of the house today. no sir, i am not capable of dealing with the possibility of the fact that these things exist.

    Fire. And lots of it.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Palmetto Bugs are what we call them here in FL. (They are actually called American Cockroaches)

    Basically they breed just like regular German Roaches, same feeding patterns, same hideouts. The only difference is... they have wings.

    nope cleaning the fuck out of the house today. no sir, i am not capable of dealing with the possibility of the fact that these things exist.

    Oh, I forgot to mention the best part.

    German Roach- 12mm to 15mm long.
    American Roach- 28mm to 43mm long... and they can fly.

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    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Palmetto Bugs are what we call them here in FL. (They are actually called American Cockroaches)

    Basically they breed just like regular German Roaches, same feeding patterns, same hideouts. The only difference is... they have wings.

    nope cleaning the fuck out of the house today. no sir, i am not capable of dealing with the possibility of the fact that these things exist.

    Oh, I forgot to mention the best part.

    German Roach- 12mm to 15mm long.
    American Roach- 28mm to 43mm long... and they can fly.

    MOVING BACK IN WITH MY PARENTS BRB

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    motherfuckers are big, indeed.

    my girlfriend just about had a heart attack

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I would kill myself, mike

    we have some ants in the house lately. not nearly as bad more of an annoyance. if it was roaches I'd be sleeping outside.

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    AmphetamineAmphetamine Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    motherfuckers are big, indeed.

    my girlfriend just about had a heart attack

    i have a crazy fear of bugs as it is, especially spiders, yet seeing one of those things might actually send me into a schizophrenic frenzy.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    motherfuckers are big, indeed.

    my girlfriend just about had a heart attack

    Big enough to fight a mouse over a piece of cheese... and win.

    Oh and they can run really fast, apparently like 50 body lengths/second which is faster than 3mph. It would be equivalent to a human running 210mph!!

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    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    we found one yesterday afternoon just straight chillin on one of my walls.

    i killed it, we moved on. no biggie.

    then we get home last night and there's one flyin around right by my fucking door

    THEN this morning the gf gets up to shower, turns on the light and there's one in the fucking tub

    she screams and runs into the room and i was about ready to kill someone

    i am glad i am moving out but at the same time i don't know what to do for the last month here

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    motherfuckers are big, indeed.

    my girlfriend just about had a heart attack

    Big enough to fight a mouse over a piece of cheese... and win.

    Oh and they can run really fast, apparently like 50 body lengths/second which is faster than 3mph. It would be equivalent to a human running 210mph!!

    I will now ignore the existance of the cube square law by making cockroaches grow to horse size and use them as super fast mounts.

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