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  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Did an obligatory jog to the sphinx and back. 5 miles total, and at 2 AM to avoid a bit of the traffic.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    You should call her mom over to clean up after her.

    huntresssig.jpg
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    oh, also: my mum hopping over went well

    no berating!

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Angry Bob Hoskins is angry.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    No man can look dignified eating a burrito.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Greeper you still owe me some stories.

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    No man can look dignified eating a burrito.

    2011-01-21-beartato-cooldate.png

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    No man can look dignified eating a burrito.

    A gentleman, slim and suave, sits at a fine table. His top hat is ever so slightly angled, his monocle perfectly shined. He carefully, skillfully, cuts a bite-sized section of his meal, spears it with his fork, and brings it to his lips. It is a section of burrito.

    You are to tell me this hypothetical gentleman lacks dignity?!

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Ah, Bob Hoskins speaking proper British gangster.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    yalborap wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    No man can look dignified eating a burrito.

    A gentleman, slim and suave, sits at a fine table. His top hat is ever so slightly angled, his monocle perfectly shined. He carefully, skillfully, cuts a bite-sized section of his meal, spears it with his fork, and brings it to his lips. It is a section of burrito.

    You are to tell me this hypothetical gentleman lacks dignity?!

    Utensils are cheating, but you're right of course.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    yalborap wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    No man can look dignified eating a burrito.

    A gentleman, slim and suave, sits at a fine table. His top hat is ever so slightly angled, his monocle perfectly shined. He carefully, skillfully, cuts a bite-sized section of his meal, spears it with his fork, and brings it to his lips. It is a section of burrito.

    You are to tell me this hypothetical gentleman lacks dignity?!

    Bullshit.

    You can't cut parts of a burrito without the whole thing falling apart.

    huntresssig.jpg
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    So to read someone's mind is 1 xp so far.

    Killing a chicken gains me 1 xp.

    I like this system.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    what game, Quid?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    So to read someone's mind is 1 xp so far.

    Killing a chicken gains me 1 xp.

    I like this system.

    Get a job at a poultry slaughterhouse and you could get a couple levels a day!

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Ooh, Halo in Reverse. I love rediscovering music I had forgotten about.

  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    jacob, jacob

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Greeper you still owe me some stories.

    sigh, alright, let's do this shit.

    On second thought maybe I should PM you.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    Quid wrote: »
    So to read someone's mind is 1 xp so far.

    Killing a chicken gains me 1 xp.

    I like this system.

    how much xp is seducing every girl in the game, from farm maidens to Skirthess, Blood-Mistress of the Jagged Fang?

    huntresssig.jpg
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Reginald always gets dates with the flyest ladies

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    what game, Quid?

    Divinity II
    Arivia wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So to read someone's mind is 1 xp so far.

    Killing a chicken gains me 1 xp.

    I like this system.

    how much xp is seducing every girl in the game, from farm maidens to Skirthess, Blood-Mistress of the Jagged Fang?

    I haven't seduced any ladies yet.

    I can only assume I have to learn how to turn in to a dragon first.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    what game, Quid?

    Divinity II
    Arivia wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So to read someone's mind is 1 xp so far.

    Killing a chicken gains me 1 xp.

    I like this system.

    how much xp is seducing every girl in the game, from farm maidens to Skirthess, Blood-Mistress of the Jagged Fang?

    I haven't seduced any ladies yet.

    I can only assume I have to learn how to turn in to a dragon first.

    You start off seducing chickens, then work your way up.

    Just like Larry Flynt.
    Spoiler:

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Ahaha, this album cover. The industrial scene in South America was always... interesting.

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    That guy seems to have used his shoulderpad material for his sunglasses.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    Arivia wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    No man can look dignified eating a burrito.

    A gentleman, slim and suave, sits at a fine table. His top hat is ever so slightly angled, his monocle perfectly shined. He carefully, skillfully, cuts a bite-sized section of his meal, spears it with his fork, and brings it to his lips. It is a section of burrito.

    You are to tell me this hypothetical gentleman lacks dignity?!

    Bullshit.

    You can't cut parts of a burrito without the whole thing falling apart.

    I did it exclusively for several weeks after I shattered two of my front teeth.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    jacob, jacob

    ELKI

    what is up

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    My random Spotify exploration has led me to Otto Dix.
    Otto Dix is a Russian darkwave music trio. Named after the expressionist painter of the same name, they are notable for their androgynous singer, believed to be either a countertenor male or a contralto female

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    My random Spotify exploration has led me to Otto Dix.
    Otto Dix is a Russian darkwave music trio. Named after the expressionist painter of the same name, they are notable for their androgynous singer, believed to be either a countertenor male or a contralto female

    :D

    see, you has to linky pics now

    in other news i am on the verge of unconsciousnewss

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    jacob, jacob

    ELKI

    what is up

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-rGCwe-XP0

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