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  • FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Registered User
    edited June 2011
    You should ask him about his beliefs, then use it as worldbuilding fodder for a cyberpunk book series.

    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    any market where this can happen as a result of a security compromise in a single substantial position within minutes offers a lot of really interesting possible ways to make money:
    Spoiler:

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Ledneh wrote: »
    It's really annoying 'cause this person is really fuckin' smart, far better at computer networks and math and such than I ever will be (even though I'm a programmer... you'd think I'd be better), holds a steady job, isn't socially inept, etc

    Getting into weird shit like this is the last thing I would have expected :(

    You just can't handle the majesty of an operating Thetan.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Fishman wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Oh god a family member called me yesterday going on about bitcoins and tor and "the deep web" and I had no clue what the fuck

    Now that I DO have a clue what the fuck, this person sounds two steps away from wearing tinfoil as protection from the space beams

    :|

    Your only option here is to respond with information about "Majestic 12" "Icarus", "Helios", and "Daedalus" maybe a couple mentions of "Versalife".

    I approve this course of action.

    I once convinced some conspiracy theorists that FEMA was testing the Grey Death on the nation's homeless.

    It was simultaneously hilarious and sad.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Shorty wrote: »
    i wish our cash looked cooler

    metal and faux paper are so 20th century

    we need more goofy things

    the future is supposed to be goofy

    I will settle for not putting known slaveowners on our money anymore.

    Ideally, we would have hardly any politicians at all on our money (maybe Washington and Lincoln). I'd like to see our best and brightest artists and writers and filmmakers and such on there. Mark Twain's an obvious example.

    whoa it's Shorty

    hi Shorty

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    TankHammer wrote: »
    I imagine those folks imagine the world works like it does in their animes and they can live in the internet one day, free from the crushing reality of a dude who can't hold down a job, can't find a girl who isn't repulsed by him and has to take out loans from his parents.
    Oh hey good I was looking for somewhere to post this, thanks for making it relevant!

    So I was checking the schedule for the upcoming Anime Expo (it's a big event for my company - pity me) and this is a thing: Otaku Parliamentary Debate: Round 1 and 2

    Otaku

    Parliamentary

    Debate

    Rounds 1 and 2

    There will be MORE THAN TWO rounds of this momentous event.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i nearly got a panel at otakon, but then now i realize some of the shit i would have to put myself through. namely dealing with weeaboos dumb questions. almost aint worth sixty bucks,man

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    yes, they are the weeaboos

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo Cream of my compulsions Rising to the tip of the spoutRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The twist is the world is weeaboos and you're a comic book nerd

    Who is the real monster

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

    3DS: 2251-4432-9039

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  • KreutzKreutz Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This is the most confusing thread.

    Also, if a 24-year old man buying nerf guns is wrong then I don't want to be right.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kreutz wrote: »
    This is the most confusing thread.

    Also, if a 24-year old man buying nerf guns is wrong then I don't want to be right.

    Actually, Nerf is the one thing we all agreed was a good.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Select your Nerf gun then select your weeaboo.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i hate everything in this thread that isn't Nerf guns.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You are the Nerf guns.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm not a nerf gun




    you my knowledge

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    that explains why ability to fling foam darts..

  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I got a Spectre Rev 5 for Christmas. It's pretty sweet.

    The chamber only rotates when you cock it, so you don't have to worry about skipping a dart by pulling the trigger when it's not cocked, like the Maverick.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    we're going deep into the web. DEEP

    balls deep into the internet.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I still don't know what "the deep web" is supposed to even mean

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    just shut up and be scared.

  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Also, apropos of nothing, oh my god this sunburn itch sucks and aloe vera isn't helping someone fucking shoot me now

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I think that would not help.

    You are the worst doctor.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    it would stop the itching forever i'd call that helpful

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    ugh sunburn itch is seriously the WORST

    I am having a hard time thinking of things i would pick having it over

    like I would absoserious rather get punched in the face rather than have sunburn itch

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    sunburn itch+shower=oh my god fire ants are trying to murder my shoulders make it stop

    that was me like two months ago it sssssuuuuuucked

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    every time i need to put on sunscreen I'm all like uuuuggghhhh grody and I almost don't just because barf

    and then i think

    would I rather have goop on me for a minute or have SUNBURN ITCH?

    and I fucking dump that shit onto my bits

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    just because you have melanin don't mean you have to be all superior about it

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    hey everyone can get too much sun

    it is the great equalizer although now that i think about it, I've called a lot of stuff "the great equalizer"
    lots of stuff equalizes

    this is like poetry

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Worst part is I DID put on sunscreen, just not enough/not strong enough

    Fuck you very much Las Vegas sun

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Those of you with experience, I burned on Sunday and itch like crazy as of earlier this afternoon, how long will this last

    Because ugh

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    a few days, although today will be the worst of it

    take some calamine baths, as they are fucking magic

    heck, just keeping your stuff submerged will help immensely, but the calamine helps after you get back out

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    and that's why I'll never live south of the 39th parallel

  • FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Registered User
    edited June 2011
    Last week I had bad sunburn on the back of my neck. The thing is,

    I couldn't feel it.

    I had to be informed about it.

    Things like this happen to me often. My body is fucked up.

    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    and that's why I'll never live south of the 39th parallel

    You can get sunburned really bad in the north.

    You are just... usually wearing too many clothes for it to matter.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I went digging through my collection and found my Buzzbee Lever Action

    it's sitting on my lap now

    I may empty the clip at any moment

    also I really wish I knew how to mod this thing for some range and get a decent magazine in it

    also I prefer stripped down Recons to Mavericks for my side-arms

  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous WALK 3X FASTER New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Last week I had bad sunburn on the back of my neck. The thing is,

    I couldn't feel it.

    I had to be informed about it.

    Things like this happen to me often. My body is fucked up.

    If you need to be informed about the sunburn at the back of your neck


    You just might be a redneck.

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    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: WaffleMous#1483
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    white people...

    white people complaining about white people being white people

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