Killing me won't bring her back. TOINK (Plus! Bitcoins!)

FactorySquirrel

You should ask him about his beliefs, then use it as worldbuilding fodder for a cyberpunk book series.

MrMonroe

any market where this can happen as a result of a security compromise in a single substantial position within minutes offers a lot of really interesting possible ways to make money:

Spoiler:

Druhim

Ledneh wrote: »

It's really annoying 'cause this person is really fuckin' smart, far better at computer networks and math and such than I ever will be (even though I'm a programmer... you'd think I'd be better), holds a steady job, isn't socially inept, etc

Getting into weird shit like this is the last thing I would have expected

You just can't handle the majesty of an operating Thetan.

chiasaur11

Fishman wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Ledneh wrote: »

Oh god a family member called me yesterday going on about bitcoins and tor and "the deep web" and I had no clue what the fuck

Now that I DO have a clue what the fuck, this person sounds two steps away from wearing tinfoil as protection from the space beams

Your only option here is to respond with information about "Majestic 12" "Icarus", "Helios", and "Daedalus" maybe a couple mentions of "Versalife".

I approve this course of action.

I once convinced some conspiracy theorists that FEMA was testing the Grey Death on the nation's homeless.

It was simultaneously hilarious and sad.

Koshian

what a shame

Tossrock

Shorty wrote: »

undeinPirat wrote: »

i wish our cash looked cooler

metal and faux paper are so 20th century

we need more goofy things

the future is supposed to be goofy

I will settle for not putting known slaveowners on our money anymore.

Ideally, we would have hardly any politicians at all on our money (maybe Washington and Lincoln). I'd like to see our best and brightest artists and writers and filmmakers and such on there. Mark Twain's an obvious example.

whoa it's Shorty

hi Shorty

Houk

TankHammer wrote: »

I imagine those folks imagine the world works like it does in their animes and they can live in the internet one day, free from the crushing reality of a dude who can't hold down a job, can't find a girl who isn't repulsed by him and has to take out loans from his parents.

Oh hey good I was looking for somewhere to post this, thanks for making it relevant!

So I was checking the schedule for the upcoming Anime Expo (it's a big event for my company - pity me) and this is a thing: Otaku Parliamentary Debate: Round 1 and 2

Otaku

Parliamentary

Debate

Rounds 1 and 2

There will be MORE THAN TWO rounds of this momentous event.

Mortal Sky

i nearly got a panel at otakon, but then now i realize some of the shit i would have to put myself through. namely dealing with weeaboos dumb questions. almost aint worth sixty bucks,man

Druhim

yes, they are the weeaboos

CorporateLogo

The twist is the world is weeaboos and you're a comic book nerd

Who is the real monster

Kreutz

This is the most confusing thread.

Also, if a 24-year old man buying nerf guns is wrong then I don't want to be right.

chiasaur11

Kreutz wrote: »

This is the most confusing thread.

Also, if a 24-year old man buying nerf guns is wrong then I don't want to be right.

Actually, Nerf is the one thing we all agreed was a good.

TankHammer

Select your Nerf gun then select your weeaboo.

Pony

i hate everything in this thread that isn't Nerf guns.

Melding

even me?

Artreus

You are the Nerf guns.

Dichotomy

I'm not a nerf gun




you my knowledge

Melding

that explains why ability to fling foam darts..

Framling

I got a Spectre Rev 5 for Christmas. It's pretty sweet.

The chamber only rotates when you cock it, so you don't have to worry about skipping a dart by pulling the trigger when it's not cocked, like the Maverick.

AMP'd

Langly wrote: »

we're going deep into the web. DEEP

balls deep into the internet.

Ledneh

I still don't know what "the deep web" is supposed to even mean

Melding

just shut up and be scared.

Ledneh

Also, apropos of nothing, oh my god this sunburn itch sucks and aloe vera isn't helping someone fucking shoot me now

Artreus

I think that would not help.

You are the worst doctor.

Ledneh

it would stop the itching forever i'd call that helpful

Raneados

ugh sunburn itch is seriously the WORST

I am having a hard time thinking of things i would pick having it over

like I would absoserious rather get punched in the face rather than have sunburn itch

VALVEjunkie

sunburn itch+shower=oh my god fire ants are trying to murder my shoulders make it stop

that was me like two months ago it sssssuuuuuucked

Raneados

every time i need to put on sunscreen I'm all like uuuuggghhhh grody and I almost don't just because barf

and then i think

would I rather have goop on me for a minute or have SUNBURN ITCH?

and I fucking dump that shit onto my bits

Koshian

white people...

Centipede Damascus

just because you have melanin don't mean you have to be all superior about it

Raneados

hey everyone can get too much sun

it is the great equalizer although now that i think about it, I've called a lot of stuff "the great equalizer"
lots of stuff equalizes

this is like poetry

Ledneh

Worst part is I DID put on sunscreen, just not enough/not strong enough

Fuck you very much Las Vegas sun

Ledneh

Those of you with experience, I burned on Sunday and itch like crazy as of earlier this afternoon, how long will this last

Because ugh

Raneados

a few days, although today will be the worst of it

take some calamine baths, as they are fucking magic

heck, just keeping your stuff submerged will help immensely, but the calamine helps after you get back out

Centipede Damascus

and that's why I'll never live south of the 39th parallel

FactorySquirrel

Last week I had bad sunburn on the back of my neck. The thing is,

I couldn't feel it.

I had to be informed about it.

Things like this happen to me often. My body is fucked up.

Artreus

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

and that's why I'll never live south of the 39th parallel

You can get sunburned really bad in the north.

You are just... usually wearing too many clothes for it to matter.

YaYa

I went digging through my collection and found my Buzzbee Lever Action

it's sitting on my lap now

I may empty the clip at any moment

also I really wish I knew how to mod this thing for some range and get a decent magazine in it

also I prefer stripped down Recons to Mavericks for my side-arms

Der Waffle Mous

FactorySquirrel wrote: »

Last week I had bad sunburn on the back of my neck. The thing is,

I couldn't feel it.

I had to be informed about it.

Things like this happen to me often. My body is fucked up.

If you need to be informed about the sunburn at the back of your neck


You just might be a redneck.

Pony

Koshian wrote: »

white people...

white people complaining about white people being white people