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[Phalla] of Brass: The Artificial Men [Mini] - Game Over, Witch Victory!

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    simonwolf wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Remember everyone, with the creation of finely shaped robobutts, to keep you eye focused on the prize.

    DON'T DATE ROBOTS

    unless they're hot?

    Unless they're hot. The one and only exception.

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I do believe that Dunadan019 is a rather upstanding fellow! He makes wildly inaccurate lists and does not fear anything!

    The Anonymous on
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    WHAT YOU MUST AVOID

    singularity.gif

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Infidel wrote: »
    Gentlemen, behold!

    I bring you...

    robobutts

    comic.php?date=03112002

    Cythraul on
    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Egads...I do believe I've discovered the instruction set of these walking terrors! It looked something like this:

    10 INSERT CRUDE WEBCOMIC
    20 HAR HAR HAR
    30 GOTO 10

    Farangu on
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    the question you need to ask yourself:

    is Infidel evil?

    Lucedes on
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Farangu wrote: »
    Egads...I do believe I've discovered the instruction set of these walking terrors! It looked something like this:

    10 INSERT CRUDE WEBCOMIC
    20 HAR HAR HAR
    30 GOTO 10

    error

    not enough webcomics in post

    simonwolf on
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    LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh dear, that Dunadan fellow with the robot face and the rather unattractive mannerhood is most unpleasing to this delicate individual's tender heart.

    And all this talk of rumps is most... disturbing to my fragile mentality. :(

    LemmingHead on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] hugs!
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !SLyM.

    Lucedes on
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Farangu wrote: »
    Egads...I do believe I've discovered the instruction set of these walking terrors! It looked something like this:

    10 INSERT CRUDE WEBCOMIC
    20 HAR HAR HAR
    30 GOTO 10

    Hey, I was just validating the Robobutts, and that they were being brought.

    Cythraul on
    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Farangu wrote: »
    Egads...I do believe I've discovered the instruction set of these walking terrors! It looked something like this:

    10 INSERT CRUDE WEBCOMIC
    20 HAR HAR HAR
    30 GOTO 10
    Error: The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.

    The Anonymous on
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dear me! What troubling business, this! We must rally round! These curs - these swines! these dashed metal beasts! - shall not be allowed to go on unopposed!

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I simply cannot tolerate an impostor to my name.

    As the true Jason, I must ask !JaysonFour to remove himself from our gathering.

    Jason Todd on
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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This kind of robot infestation calls for a systematic search. I shall vote alphabetically. We can start at Virgil_Leads_You since that way it will take the vote longer to get around to me.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So many accusations! So many accusers! Surely we should await information? Surely the perpetrators will have left some clues - no criminal is perfect!

    Er.. unless they were built that way... a troubling thought, rather....

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    facetious wrote: »
    So many accusations! So many accusers! Surely we should await information? Surely the perpetrators will have left some clues - no criminal is perfect!

    Er.. unless they were built that way... a troubling thought, rather....

    Fret not, they were built by man.

    They are inherently imperfect.

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Unless someone reveals, I doubt there'll be any information

    But I do have some startling facts to reveal that may influence the vote

    simonwolf on
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    FACT

    Our enemies on this fair voyage are mechanical monstrosities known as robots

    FACT

    Dunadumb019's avatar is of a robot

    FACT

    Anyone who doesn't vote for Dunadumb019 is a robo-sympathiser

    THE SOLUTION

    voteduna.jpg

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Sir, I believe you are employing propaganda.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    facetious wrote: »
    Sir, I believe you are employing propaganda.

    sparrowvsfaranbot.jpg
    THE NOBLE SPARROW FACES AGAINST THE EVIL ROBOT MENACE

    ONLY THROUGH UNITY CAN THE BRASS MENACE BE DEFEATED

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You have my support.

    !Dunadan

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That sparrow appears to possess a crown!

    Is it an allegory for our lovely Queen, I wonder?

    [unless it's actually a King in this universe I don't know, sorry INANTP]

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The crown is an allegory for the most esteemed royal family of our stalwart nation

    the robot's head exploding is an allegory for what we must do to the robot menace

    simonwolf on
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    facetious wrote: »
    [unless it's actually a King in this universe I don't know, sorry INANTP]

    don't worry neither do i

    I needed anime to post. on
    liEt3nH.png
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    can the royal house be Passeridae

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm convinced.

    !Dunadan

    stever777 on
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This voting business is distressing to me. I would rather have information!

    Unless... well. Perhaps our target might be coerced into yielding knowledge? As it stands, we know nothing about one another at all! Hardly the way to narrow down the lists of suspects, I dare say!

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    awesome gents

    let me put on my steam reading goggles

    Alegis on
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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    how can I not support my fellow sparrow

    you have my claw

    and impeccable wit

    d u n a d a n s

    Alegis on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    How can I argue against such sound logic

    !Dunadan

    Langly on
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I stand by my poorly formed convictions.

    And not give in to Big Sparrow's propaganda machine.

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    I stand by my poorly formed convictions.

    And not give in to Big Sparrow's propaganda machine.

    Sounds like cold logic to me, kuhlmeye

    A very calculated plan that should run like clockwork

    I'll say it again: anyone who doesn't vote for Dunadumb is a robo-sympathiser

    or a robo-robot, eh, kuhlmbot

    simonwolf on
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    dunadan. i'm no robot sympathizer. no robot sympathy here.

    Lucedes on
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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    simonwolf wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    I stand by my poorly formed convictions.

    And not give in to Big Sparrow's propaganda machine.

    Sounds like cold logic to me, kuhlmeye

    A very calculated plan that should run like clockwork

    I'll say it again: anyone who doesn't vote for Dunadumb is a robo-sympathiser

    or a robo-robot, eh, kuhlmbot
    Indeed, "his" line of logic appears to be quite mechanical if I do say so myself.

    The Anonymous on
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    It is the gut, the pure, illogical intuition of man that we must rely on to defeat these machines!

    SLyM on
    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    A humorful start to day 1, it is also clearly our course to kill robots, and by that I mean Dunadan

    SeGaTai on
    PSN SeGaTai
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I say, good morning to all of you. How goes the hunt, mm?

    Rend on
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Such a strong push gives me concern. I was quick to voice my suspicions of Dunadan, but I did so with far less zeal than Simon.

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I, Zebediah Sparrow, announce my support for any new vote wagons.

    In favor of so-called 'vote information' on so-called 'day one'.

    Alegis on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Allow me to introduce myself, gentlemen and ladies. I am one Mr. Robert Edwin Neal the 500th, commonly abbreviated to R. E. N. D. I come from an impossibly long line of gentlemen, scholars, and worldly inventors.

    It does seem quite queer to me that we have settled on a target quite so early. I do not doubt the sinister nature of our target, for who has not heard the tales throughout London of one Mr. "Duna" Dan? However, suspicious though Daniel's presence may be upon this ship, we may yet wish to divert our attention to more fruitful avenues of information gathering.

    Rend on
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