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The Massive Menace and You! Now: Giants NSF56k

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    of course

    what is your advice re: crossing streams

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Q:

    do proton packs have any effect on the undead

    A:

    By and large, yes. The positively charged beams have been shown to have massive effect on incorporeal undead. weakening them to a state where if not captured they will go dormant for a period of time.

    against more physical undead, it's effects are largely marginal compared to say, a high powered laser, but there is still a notable effect.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Are bogeymen undead?

    As of yet we have not had an opportunity to study a "bogeyman". It is out opinion that is likely akin to a warlock, a still living person who has extended their life and gained super natural power. If he is found to be undead however, I will be the first to correct myself.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    what are will-o-wisps??? this is an urgent question tia

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    of course, vampires can't beat ghosts

    it's like a rock-paper-scissors thing

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    All my guns look like that last one

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    gonna add more flashlights and lasers and scopes just for you Melding

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    of course

    what is your advice re: crossing streams

    has someone asked me if I'm a god y/n?

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Macera wrote: »
    of course, vampires can't beat ghosts

    it's like a rock-paper-scissors thing

    Then who beats ghosts, but loses to vampires?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    what are will-o-wisps??? this is an urgent question tia

    generally not too harmless, but for the love of crap Don't Follow It.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Huntera wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »
    of course, vampires can't beat ghosts

    it's like a rock-paper-scissors thing

    Then who beats ghosts, but loses to vampires?

    ghostbusters!

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »
    of course, vampires can't beat ghosts

    it's like a rock-paper-scissors thing

    Then who beats ghosts, but loses to vampires?

    ghostbusters!

    That makes way to much sense for me to not have seen that.
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I also like this take on ghouls:

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Melding please inform me as to the pros and cons of maces v. flails in the endless war on the undead.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    yeah "Living Ghouls" pfhaha, what next? going to tell me you believe in Santa Clause?

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Melding please inform me as to the pros and cons of maces v. flails in the endless war on the undead.

    Maces are easier to land a hit with, and put more weight behind.


    Flails give you range, and if you have multiple heads on the flail, can hit a wider area.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    if you can find all the heads that one flail is pretty okay

    oh wait does the crom whatever count as a mace

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Huntera wrote: »
    Melding please inform me as to the pros and cons of maces v. flails in the endless war on the undead.

    Maces are easier to land a hit with, and put more weight behind.


    Flails give you range, and if you have multiple heads on the flail, can hit a wider area.

    flails can also be used to get around shields with some skill.

    Over all i woudl suggest a mace when you start out, they never really go out of style.

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    PLus it's harder to injure yourself with a mace, at least as beginner.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I played some Project Zomboid the other day

    It's supposed to be a zombie apocalypse survival RPG

    For an unfinished game, it was kind of cool

    Can't wait until they implement the RPG system

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This is the best time to segue into Bludgeoning Weapons

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    These are some rather basic weapons, ranging from a simple club to the modestly more advanced mace. They don't take too much skill to use but with some practice are extremely deadly. Best served for skeletal undead, they are often just as useful against more fleshy undead as well. Unenchanted they are however useless against incorporeal undead. It largely is used to break bones, the key reason why skeletons fall to their might.

    The two pictures are the most common and advised types. A bat being completely inconspicuous to own, and a mace generally one of the best types of blunt weapon.

    Tactic advice: hit stuff with them. Seriously, they're not complicated,you don't even need to know which end is the pointy end.

    Pick one that is light enough for you to easily carry around and swing a few times before getting tired. picking a heavy sledge hammer might be a great idea to bash some bones, but if you get into a fight and in two swings you're tired, you are about to be stabbed a whole bunch of times.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    morning star is the best as it is a light weight, does a d8 and is both piercing and bludgeoning

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This just in! This might be the best gun for defeating the undead menace!

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    And if they build up their army again, i motion we issue this as our anti armour gun:

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    God

    Bless

    Our

    God

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    God

    Bless

    Our

    God

    Can God bless himself?

    It takes a higher power to bless, and if there is no higher power, how does he bless himself?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    He found a way.

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Melding wrote: »
    He found a way.

    Top Men were put on the case.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    morning star is the best as it is a light weight, does a d8 and is both piercing and bludgeoning

    this man knows what's up

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Let's cut to the chase with Cutting weapons

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    These are your bread and butter for dealing with more fleshing forms of the undead. ripping apart their skin until they are little more then a rotted pile of gross flesh. They come is a very wide variety, ever since man figured out that sharp things cut skin they've been attaching them to sticks and trying to kill each other with said creations.

    Often these are your best best for a non spear long reach weapon, giving you some advantage over the slower, dumber undead such as zombies.

    While swords and machetes are often used, one must not count out the humble axe. While often simple and crude a well made axe can serve dual purpose as both a cutting weapon and a bludgeoning weapon if it only has one sharpened edge.

    Once you are more dedicated to the trade seeking out pole arms such as a halberd and glaive are good ideas as undead such as wights are best served with a few feet between you.

    Tactics advice: a dull bladed weapon is next to useless. keep that shiv sharp!

    Weight behind a cutting tool is important, a sabre can be razor sharp, but it's cutting ability might be bested by a simple machete.

    Serrated edges are a trap. Do not go near them. they are bound to get caught int he thing you are trying to kill.

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    Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I find that in case of Zombie uprising the best way to deal with it is to find something with staying power that can destroy numerous Zombies as once.

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    Some home made armor and modifications and the streets will run red with blood.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    until it runs out of gas. then you have a very well protected coffin.

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I find that in case of Zombie uprising the best way to deal with it is to find something with staying power that can destroy numerous Zombies as once.

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    Some home made armor and modifications and the streets will run red with blood.

    You might also want to try and put in a new engine so it goes faster than 7 mph.

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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    rope ladders and grappling hooks

    all you need

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    what about flying zombies?

    Or vampires?

    Or those vampires that are flying heads with their guts hanging out? those things are gross.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    vampire defense is easy

    just stay home

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    WHat if the vampire hypnotizes a bum into burning your house down?

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Still can't enter your property!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    did you know: absolute monarchies and the entirety of a country being considered the property of one person arose as a defense mechanism against vampires

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    did you know: absolute monarchies and the entirety of a country being considered the property of one person arose as a defense mechanism against vampires

    what happens when this happens, and there are vampires that aren't wanted currently in the country

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