Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

Regular Ordinary Swedish [Chat] Time

EchoEcho very gravitasSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
edited July 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
First, you need a clean kitchen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wYxPGKVvw

Now, let's start cooking! How about... a SMÖRGÅSTÅRTA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYBkDxao3wg

Or maybe... SWEDISH MEATBALLS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic

And now, some letters from the viewers. Then, cookies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqBk3TVeGBA

Echo on
«13456752

Posts

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    “The sound of disco made people stand up and dance, so it was called party music and it had socialism.”

    http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm dangerously close to installing Starcraft 2

    CmgpQ.jpg
  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I just bought Saints Row 2. Hell yessssssssssssssssssssss.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Abolish the wage system! Takin' Care of BusinessRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dear Chat: *frrrt*

    That is all.

    dxCTBM7.png
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Bet the neighbors hate me now. Well, more than usual, anyway.

    (accidentally triggered the fire alarm at 3am in the morning on a weekday)

    Steam
    shryke wrote: »
    Talking to ronya is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, that has been shit out and then eaten again by a bulldog.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    those videos are fun, but the meal is so messy!

    /monocle

    Spoiler:
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    tumblr_lnbubyZaeZ1qz9tkeo1_500.png
    Two young girls in a West Germans street chat with their grandparents in the window of their home in the Eastern sector, separated only by a barbed wire barricade. It was a common occurrence for families, who had once only lived on the opposite side of the street from one another, to become separated by the ever growing Berlin Wall.

  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Heh. The Apple and Microsoft organization charts are spot on.
    Spoiler:

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I should wash dishes for dinner

    but ugh tired from lifting weights and yardwork

    Spoiler:
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh goddammit, there's another Mission Impossible?

    工事中
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Abolish the wage system! Takin' Care of BusinessRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What's Oracle?

    dxCTBM7.png
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Leave up to jantelagen to turn something super epic into something regular ordinary.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    hmmm

    my older sister is talking about opening a restaurant

    she is really bad with math, paperwork, and appointments (licensure and such)

    she's a trained chef and she already has all the appropriate food handling certs required by the city

    so i gave her some general info on who she has to talk to next for the applicable licenses, and now she's talking about having me handle the paperwork side?

    several misc. questions

    1) i'm fully aware small businesses fail often, and i am 100% not going to contribute financially to this or open a line of credit. my sister is the one who's talking about loans and such.

    2) what are the implications for me, tax wise? i am willing to help her on the numbers side for free because she is my sister and owning a restaurant is her dream. however, if it's at the point where i'm legitimately helping her to run a successful small business, and i'm acquiring financial recompense, what do i do? do i need to fill out a w4 before doing anything for her?

    any help would be appreciated, noting that this is in the very early stages

    XMSODhjrer45.gif
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What's Oracle?

    #1 employer of angry east Indian dudes in the bay area







    sorry, is that racist?

    that's racist, isn't it?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Started putting my Razorwing kit together today. Gonna be a fun one to build.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I chopped wood and smoked a pipe.

    When I was done fucking around on LOTRO I listened to some techno. Now I am going to sleep.

    toadsig.jpg
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I have delicious mexican inside me

    what's his name

    XMSODhjrer45.gif
  • SyrdonSyrdon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    What's Oracle?
    The big thing they're known for is a database by the same name. Well, and getting involved in lawsuits (I'd say only about half the time as the defendant). A lot. The org chart is about right for them too...

  • JakarrdJakarrd In the belly of OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I have delicious mexican inside me

    Did they put up a fight before you conquered them, Jacob?

    Greetings Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I was supposed to have a date tonight but I was up all last night feeling terrible and didn't sleep till 7. But at like 3 I felt okay but was still fucking exhausted from not getting more than 3 hours sleep. Now is when we were supposed to meet for dinner and she was super understanding but because I'm not really feeling under the weather anymore I feel like a shithead :(

    vs28nl.jpg
    steam ID: stevemarks44
  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I was supposed to have a date tonight but I was up all last night feeling terrible and didn't sleep till 7. But at like 3 I felt okay but was still fucking exhausted from not getting more than 3 hours sleep. Now is when we were supposed to meet for dinner and she was super understanding but because I'm not really feeling under the weather anymore I feel like a shithead :(

    Well at least now you know that she's flexible about stuff like that.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • SyrdonSyrdon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    2) what are the implications for me, tax wise? i am willing to help her on the numbers side for free because she is my sister and owning a restaurant is her dream. however, if it's at the point where i'm legitimately helping her to run a successful small business, and i'm acquiring financial recompense, what do i do? do i need to fill out a w4 before doing anything for her?
    First off, I am not a tax attorney, so ... you ask the internet, you take your chances. That said, I'm fairly sure all the IRS wants you to do is report the income and pay tax on it. There may be some tax breaks involved because its a small business, but if you're just operating as an employee or consultant then it should be just like handling your tax burden for those (I think consulting might be a different form, but don't quote me on that). Best bet is to contact a professional though.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So Pony and I were playing Saints Row and we had to go get respect and he stopped to go AFK in a neighborhood and I shot an old lady because I didn't like her cardigan and then I shot a lady who I think was a prostitute because of her attire and then some gang members came to fight me and for a while I was just holding off waves and waves of cops and gang members while protecting Pony's guy and then the helicopters came so I panicked and ran and left him for dead I'm so sorry I'm so so sorry

    fhBqOWH.jpg?1
    Oathkeeper Updates Monday/Wednesday/Friday
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I have delicious mexican inside me

    what's his name

    Jimmy Changa

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So Pony and I were playing Saints Row and we had to go get respect and he stopped to go AFK in a neighborhood and I shot an old lady because I didn't like her cardigan and then I shot a lady who I think was a prostitute because of her attire and then some gang members came to fight me and for a while I was just holding off waves and waves of cops and gang members while protecting Pony's guy and then the helicopters came so I panicked and ran and left him for dead I'm so sorry I'm so so sorry

    Listen, don't apologize.

    He knew what he was getting into when he chose that lifestyle.

    vs28nl.jpg
    steam ID: stevemarks44
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh man they opened a Five Guys kind of close to Aaron

    I'm going to go just so I can make orgy jokes ("I'M FULL OF FIVE GUYS")

    fhBqOWH.jpg?1
    Oathkeeper Updates Monday/Wednesday/Friday
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh man they opened a Five Guys kind of close to Aaron

    I'm going to go just so I can make orgy jokes ("I'M FULL OF FIVE GUYS")

    "can't wait to get five guys in my mouth" etc

    kravensig.gif
    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    Cass, how are things

    also if I could have five guys every night I totally would. it would be messy and a lot of protein to take in but I could make it work.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Also at one point I was like "CAN I STOMP THAT ACTIVIST?"

    This game is not meant for nice people

    fhBqOWH.jpg?1
    Oathkeeper Updates Monday/Wednesday/Friday
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Yeah, we talked a lot of today via text and she was like "just feel better!" I just hate feeling like I lied or something when I didn't.

    Also Cass go because of orgy jokes but also because of the burgers.

    vs28nl.jpg
    steam ID: stevemarks44
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Cass, how are things

    This is one of those questions where the social norm is to answer like 'oh things are great' but because of our friendship and my bitching in chat I don't know if you are inquiring about deeper matters. You should clarify this in a PM because I'm going out to dinner with Choco.

    fhBqOWH.jpg?1
    Oathkeeper Updates Monday/Wednesday/Friday
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    They grow up so fast:

    Leo flipped his little doggy bed over tonight and started dry humping it. I guess it's time to make the very special vet appointment.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    syrdon i appreciate the advice but i can't afford to consult a professional (right now, anyway). i'll see if i can swing it before the business plan develops too far.

    XMSODhjrer45.gif
  • simonwolfsimonwolf DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Good morning chat

    Today is the last open house showing for my house before the auction on Saturday

    my family is a little tense

    14LXWPx.jpg?1
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    chu if you're just going to be an employee and your name isn't on any of like, the loan forms or liens then I think you can literally just fill out the short form come next april. I don't think it's any more complicated than that.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2011
    They grow up so fast:

    Leo flipped his little doggy bed over tonight and started dry humping it. I guess it's time to make the very special vet appointment.

    isn't there like, a doggy brothel you can take him

    like a dude getting his one taste before he ships off to the monastery

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Is Vari around?

    Or any of the other Chaos in the Old World players?

    Tarr is here and excited about Chaos because I spent all day talking about it but we can't play with two people so we should try to play on VASSAL if we can get 4 people together.

    DogSig.gif
«13456752
This discussion has been closed.