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The Fourth of July 2011 New Comic Thread

SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses.Registered User regular
edited July 2011 in Singularity Engine++
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    his dad will break his ankle if he steps on it like that

    dangit drunk dad

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The lighting in this is quite nice.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It's always good to see lil Tyke-o.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Gabe Jr. is so displeased at that sparkler

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    This is exactly like I felt last night.

    I took the boy outside to light fireworks and I thought my wife was going to lose it. I guess she thought I was going to blow him up or do some Mythbusters shit, I don't know.

    In the end, he had to stand with her like 30 yards away while she held a fire extinguisher. Apparently it's OK for me to maim or burn myself, but the kid was safe.

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  • IoloIolo License Number 137595 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Squall wrote: »
    his dad will break his ankle if he steps on it like that

    dangit drunk dad

    Drunk Dad feels no pain.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The [vidurl= Doctor[/vidurl]?

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    This is exactly like I felt last night.

    I took the boy outside to light fireworks and I thought my wife was going to lose it. I guess she thought I was going to blow him up or do some Mythbusters shit, I don't know.

    In the end, he had to stand with her like 30 yards away while she held a fire extinguisher. Apparently it's OK for me to maim or burn myself, but the kid was safe.
    Hunter, obviously what you needed to do was to set one off next to your wife so she feels safe.

    Or just the usual, you know, never let her leave the house unless approved.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Holy shit, Tycho's facial expressions on panel 3

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    feels good having real fireworks. Roman candles and mortars and saturn missiles.

    Having bottle rocket fights etc...

    I'm running a stream to raise money for a child with cancer, come watch!!
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i...had to look up "ground flower". i've never heard of them before.

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  • DarmakDarmak Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflictRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    This is my birthday comic! Almost. My birthday was yesterday, so I'm claiming this one.

    Also, this has generally been opposite for me. I was raised by overprotective grandparents so I never got to even play with sparklers but as I got older I did more stuff on my own and was exposed to such wonderful things such as someone throwing an entire box of artillery shells into a camp fire, or setting a field on fire with bottle rockets, or having the paint burned off the hood of my car and a seemingly permanent burn mark on my windshield via another artillery shell. Good times.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I used to think lady doctor would be an okay profession. then one time way in the back of the college library I saw a section on it and picked out a book. that changed my mind pretty quick

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Warehouses full of fireworks blew my poor little firework-deprived, Australian brain. God bless you, America.

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  • ResorathResorath Registered User
    edited July 2011
    Is this the new HD comics?

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  • Zilla360Zilla360 Spaaaace! In Space.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Huh
    I never really did dangerous fireworks stuff growing up
    Most we did was light them off down on a beach near Homer with a bunch of other people who were camping/fishing that weekend too.
    And even then, the adults were pretty good about it. They'd have assembled stands for the various rockets and were able to chain light them from a bit away. Cool stuff.

    I like watching them on tv cause I can see the pretty w/o the booming sounds. Don't like that bit :(

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    So you've never sat a thing of saturn missiles on it's side and then ran??

    I'm running a stream to raise money for a child with cancer, come watch!!
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    people holding roman candles fill me with unending rage

    THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THOSE

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    we just take apart the cheap, low explosive crap they sell here and abuse the delicious black power contained with in.

    With a pile of it, you can melt hot wheels cars.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    people holding roman candles fill me with unending rage

    THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THOSE

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    obviously this is the better option

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  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Stupid drought. Gimme my fireworks Texas.

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  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    So you've never sat a thing of saturn missiles on it's side and then ran??

    Noooope
    Best I've done is hold a bottle rocket thingy.
    And that was with friends a few years ago


    At the neighborhood bbq/fireworks stuff a few years ago we had one of those medium sized ones fall over before it went off. It shot at a garage door, which it then bounced off and went across the street where it did its blast. That was kinda scary. Pretty sure no one got hurt.

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  • BorommakotBorommakot Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    people holding roman candles fill me with unending rage

    THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THOSE

    Spoken like a man who has never had roman candle fight.

    Or third degree burns.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    people holding roman candles fill me with unending rage

    THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THOSE

    You've clearly never had roman candle wars.

    Borommakot wrote: »
    people holding roman candles fill me with unending rage

    THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THOSE

    Spoken like a man who has never had roman candle fight.

    Or third degree burns.

    Never had third degree burns, but I did have to throw away clothes because of burn holes.

    Roman candle wars are 1st among the wars of my brethren.

    2nd would be blow dart gun wars.

    3rd will always be good old fashion rock wars.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    what good are roman candles if you can't hold them?

    and aim them at your brother?

    you just need a glove or something.

    oh your brother, he's fucked, but you'll be ok with a glove on.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    RARRGH FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    people holding roman candles fill me with unending rage

    THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THOSE
    What are you talkin about. What else are they for?

    I'm running a stream to raise money for a child with cancer, come watch!!
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    instructions are for pussies

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Shoe must have been on the receiving end of a good volley.

    He's having flashbacks.

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  • my neighborhood used to have excessive fireworks displays on the fourth of july

    dudes bringing in illegal fireworks by the truckload

    they had to stop because they got somewhere near 100 noise complaints called into the police department one year

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Sounds like you live near 100 assholes!!

    I'm running a stream to raise money for a child with cancer, come watch!!
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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I honestly don't know what else Roman Candles could be for.

    Do you, like, fasten them to a vehicle maybe? Suspend them in the air from balloons?

    I don't get it. Those both sound much more dangerous.

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  • yeah that's part of it

    the other part of it is that there were a lot of four or five year olds running around and maybe we stopped just in time to avoid one of them taking a roman candle off the face

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Sounds like you live near 100 assholes!!

    Or, you know, people with pets, or small children

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Goddamn I laughed at this comic.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    are those kids holding sparklers while standing in a kiddie pool

    that's silly

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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    RARRGH FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS

    Well in Dutch that only tells us:
    "niet in de hond houden" (do not hold in dog)

    hond = dog
    hand = hand

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The most important roman candle safety tip is "Check how many things it's going to shoot out. Remember that number."

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  • Kayne Red RobeKayne Red Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Personal fireworks have been illegal in California since before I was born, I don't think I've even even seen a roman candle.

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