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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    When my kid falls I let him bleed to teach him how to be a man.

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kelbaenor wrote: »
    Commodity Speculators: Keeping the price of oil artificially high since 2003!

    Edit: I know people who would see nothing wrong with that video. I hate them.

    You know what's really awesome? Goldman is buying up commodity warehouse facilities to "smooth out it's supply issues" or manipulate the supply on the market.

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/5025f82a-262e-11df-aff3-00144feabdc0.html

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    the breakfast turkey is ruined

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    beat your kids, can't advocate this enough

    i'm looking at you, gay dads

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    what if your two dads




    were spiders

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    eat your kids, spider-dads

    do whatever a spider dad does

    oh yeah

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    the breakfast turkey is ruined

    My breakfast pot roast turned out OK.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kelbaenor wrote: »
    Commodity Speculators: Keeping the price of oil artificially high since 2003!

    I am actually unconvinced that speculation leads to higher prices generally, because theoretically speaking it ought to be impossible

    ex: oil producers are not idiots, and if speculators are driving up the price, the traders within the oil companies ought to be able to take advantage of that increased price and simply sell higher directly to distributors, destroying the advantages of arbitrage and crushing the positions of the "speculators"

    if anyone has any research that counter indicates this hypothesis I am honestly super interested in seeing it

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    that kid can't have 4 parents

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The two dad's snatching the book out of each other's hand is exactly what two of my dad's would be like. Got a real good chuckle out of that one.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    My two Spider-Dads.

    A heartwarming story about how Peter Parker and Ben Reilly adopt an orphan and learn what it means to truly love.

    A tale of clone incest, lovable scamps, and web shooters.

    Will America accept this family of the future?

    Tune into Fox this fall to get your Spider-Sense tingling.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    also one of my best buds (who is not gay at all and I am not bitter about that at all I promise) has a classic tattoo of the heart with a banner in front of it

    only instead of "MOM" it reads "MOMS"

    which is why when someone makes an argument against gay marriage on the grounds of "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" I have a visceral need to just eviscerate them

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The two dads not being able to cook is weird to me. My mom can't cook worth a shit, and my dad was an excellent cook. 2 excellent cooks would have been sweet.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    It's a scientific fact that men are the best chefs.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    The two dads not being able to cook is weird to me. My mom can't cook worth a shit, and my dad was an excellent cook. 2 excellent cooks would have been sweet.

    that video works on all kinds of levels

    of offensiveness

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    seriously his moms are totally excellent and his biodad is the biggest piece of shit in the world and when the Catholic church complains that they have to shut down their adoption services because they can't discriminate against people on the basis of gender well

    I'm gonna keep arguing against dogma and telling people to leave the church

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I just don't get the hate on gay parents.

    If my dad was gay, I wouldn't care. This is the exact conversation we would have had:

    "Hey dad, do I have to fuck guys too"

    "Only if you want to"

    "No thanks, I like chicks"

    "Cool, have fun sleeping with women and make sure to use protection"

    Seriously. That would have been all there was to it.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    using gender essentialism to argue against gay marriage:

    you're not only hurting gays, you're hurting the entirety of society

    stop hurting humanity

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    DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    If that video taught me anything it's that having two dads would be hilarious. I'm sort of jealous now, stuck with this one-dad family.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    so do people who think having 2 moms or 2 dads isn't "right" also have the same problem with single parents?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i had a feeling this was gonna turn into speculative fantasies about gay dads that aren't real

    freud's cocaine ridden corpse'll have a field day

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Maybe it's a mathematical thing. Like only an even number of a type of parent is bad.

    1 mom = OK

    2 moms = bad

    3 moms = OK

    1 mom and 1 dad = OK

    1 mom and 2 dads = bad

    2 moms and 2 dads = OK

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    7 moms 1 dad = ok

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    if neil patrick harris was my gay dad i'd probably kill myself

    that's my speculative gay dad nightmare

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    it's like they told the actors they were doing an infomercial, but secretly it was that

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    so do people who think having 2 moms or 2 dads isn't "right" also have the same problem with single parents?

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ubik wrote: »
    so do people who think having 2 moms or 2 dads isn't "right" also have the same problem with single parents?

    yes, and they have no problem sponsoring legislation that harms both groups

    so called "gay rights" are deeply tied to gender equality

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Maybe it's a mathematical thing. Like only an even number of a type of parent is bad.

    1 mom = OK

    2 moms = bad

    3 moms = OK

    1 mom and 1 dad = OK

    1 mom and 2 dads = bad

    2 moms and 2 dads = OK

    You have to have a PRIME number of each sex parent!

    1, 3, 5, 7, 11 or 13 of EACH!!

    THE PRIMECUBE IS THE TRUTH!

    DUh!

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Maybe it's a mathematical thing. Like only an even number of a type of parent is bad.

    1 mom = OK

    2 moms = bad

    3 moms = OK

    1 mom and 1 dad = OK

    1 mom and 2 dads = bad

    2 moms and 2 dads = OK

    we not might be a traditional family like the Murphys next door or the lesbian covenant across the street,

    but we're a FAMILY, damn it

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    KelbaenorKelbaenor Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Kelbaenor wrote: »
    Commodity Speculators: Keeping the price of oil artificially high since 2003!

    I am actually unconvinced that speculation leads to higher prices generally, because theoretically speaking it ought to be impossible

    ex: oil producers are not idiots, and if speculators are driving up the price, the traders within the oil companies ought to be able to take advantage of that increased price and simply sell higher directly to distributors, destroying the advantages of arbitrage and crushing the positions of the "speculators"

    if anyone has any research that counter indicates this hypothesis I am honestly super interested in seeing it

    Don't know if this counts as "research", but it's the best thing I could come up with quickly. I suppose technically I should have said that "Abusive commodity speculators who control an inordinate amount of the futures market are driving up the cost of gas"

    http://ourfinancialsecurity.org/blogs/wp-content/ourfinancialsecurity.org/uploads/2011/06/PERI-AFR-Research-Brief-June2011.pdf

    Alternatively you can watch some douchebags explain it in a boring video: http://therealnews.com/t2/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=31&Itemid=74&jumival=6985

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    thank you, Kel, I find this fascinating

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    to hell with sensitivity

    done with it

    it's over america. talk exclusively in pejoratives

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    in other news, and I believe I can disclose this because it is a matter of public record:

    speculative trading is verbotten by the Saudi Arabian Monetary Authority

    apparently when you have Sharia law as your only judicial system, they consider speculative trades as equal in stature to gambling and is therefore unlawful and unenforceable

    hence why Saudi oil traders can't take advantage of speculative arbitrage

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    File not found, Kel.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    They really need to include crude inventory numbers in that regression. It's a huge market indicator and trading signal that everyone uses, producers, refiners and traders. Not including it is very disingenuous.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Sharia Law is banned

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    What about Shari law?
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    Damn puppets ruining our Christian legal system.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    what are your thoughts on megan's law

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