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Awake for one hour, In Car Accident

MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNARochester, MNRegistered User regular
edited July 2011 in Singularity Engine++
Got into a fender bender on the way to work today. No big deal, just some trading of paint. Swapped information, called it in.

Hopefully the rest of the day goes better.

So, SE++, how did the first hour of your day go for you today?

I am in the business of saving lives.
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I ate a bowl of sugarpuffs

    FAQ on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Holy shit FAQ

    That's exactly what I did

    Sugarpuff bros

    Solar on
  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I went out for a walk around my pitch-black neighborhood and then came home and watched Insidious

    I make bad life decisions

    Furu on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    My sister was asleep, her cat asleep next to her head. Construction started up, and the cat got startled and bolted, just so happening to sprint across my sister's face, clawing it all to shit.

    So my morning started with my (still drunk from last night) sister coming into my room, bleeding profusely from the face, wailing. I had to calm her down, administer first aid, get her to go back to bed, take the cat.

    Fun stuff.

    Poorochondriac on
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    I woke up and went to work.

    Same procedure as every year, James.

    tynic on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    That is rather unfortunate Pooro

    Solar on
  • UlisesUlises Registered User
    edited July 2011
    awoke at 3:00 am, read doctor zhivago

    Ulises on
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The only honest man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I got a large book-shaped package from amazon :)

    Snicketysnick on
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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I woke up at 8:30 this morning after not being able to sleep almost all night, not too bad except that is when I usually arrive at work, welp.

    Junpei on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    That is rather unfortunate Pooro

    Yeah, I felt really bad for her. That's a shitty ass way for her to wake up.

    Poorochondriac on
  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Woke up early, caught some Adult Swim and then fired up the copy of Viva Pinata I was able to buy for a buck over at Sears this weekend.

    Owenashi on
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I got a large book-shaped package from amazon :)

    So did I but it was the Conquest of Nerath
    My coyote did not like the man who came to the door at 1600 something asking if we had any scrap metal.
    Snaping jaws and a vicious growl probally diswayed him from comming back to see

    Brainleech on
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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The first time I was in a car accident, my grandmother got hit picking me up from school and we spun into the side of an insurance building

    The second was the first time I ever got behind the wheel of a car and I hit the side of my high school.

    Furu on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Holy shit FAQ

    That's exactly what I did

    Sugarpuff bros

    from now on, we will be known as 'the sugarpuffs'

    FAQ on
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The only honest man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I got a large book-shaped package from amazon :)

    So did I but it was the Conquest of Nerath
    My coyote did not like the man who came to the door at 1600 something asking if we had any scrap metal.
    Snaping jaws and a vicious growl probally diswayed him from comming back to see

    Is it bad that I saw scrap metal and immediately thought of hats?

    Snicketysnick on
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    A long time ago my brother was in a car accident with professional car accidents {or whatever you call the people who on purpose get into accidents to sue the pants off others}
    The funny thing is it's one of the few times Cheyenne cops did something positive and investagated the scene. Because it's kind of stupid to come down a blind hill going 55mph in snow and ice and not use your brakes.

    It went back and forth for years since she kept ending up in jail and would try another go at the insurance. before she finally gave up or ended up in prison

    Brainleech on
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Holy shit FAQ

    That's exactly what I did

    Sugarpuff bros

    from now on, we will be known as 'the sugarpuffs'

    Why not!

    Solar on
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    I picked up that Jaycee Dugard book today. It's not like I don't read enough depressing shit.

    Nads on
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I got a large book-shaped package from amazon :)

    So did I but it was the Conquest of Nerath
    My coyote did not like the man who came to the door at 1600 something asking if we had any scrap metal.
    Snaping jaws and a vicious growl probally diswayed him from comming back to see

    Is it bad that I saw scrap metal and immediately thought of hats?

    I don't get it?

    Brainleech on
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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Brainleech wrote: »
    A long time ago my brother was in a car accident with professional car accidents {or whatever you call the people who on purpose get into accidents to sue the pants off others}
    The funny thing is it's one of the few times Cheyenne cops did something positive and investagated the scene. Because it's kind of stupid to come down a blind hill going 55mph in snow and ice and not use your brakes.

    It went back and forth for years since she kept ending up in jail and would try another go at the insurance. before she finally gave up or ended up in prison

    This was just a little paint scrape with a BU student who looked like she was 18, but a very hot 18.

    MegaMan001 on
    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I got a large book-shaped package from amazon :)

    So did I but it was the Conquest of Nerath
    My coyote did not like the man who came to the door at 1600 something asking if we had any scrap metal.
    Snaping jaws and a vicious growl probally diswayed him from comming back to see

    Is it bad that I saw scrap metal and immediately thought of hats?

    I don't get it?

    Might be a Trenched reference.

    Or maybe Love in the Time of Cholera.

    Poorochondriac on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    watched castle of cagliostro for the first time & did smooches w/ a pretty girl at the same time. good start of the day

    Koshian on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    did smooches w/ a pretty girl at the same time

    Karen's not gonna be too happy to hear that

    OSNAP

    Poorochondriac on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    So's your face

    DUBSNAP

    Poorochondriac on
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    everyone's ugly and stupid

    FAQ on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Sat on the can for 15 minutes, contemplated calling in sick to work, watched angel while I ate a bowl of cookie crisps, then headed to work. Same as yetserday

    lostwords on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    My sister was asleep, her cat asleep next to her head. Construction started up, and the cat got startled and bolted, just so happening to sprint across my sister's face, clawing it all to shit.

    So my morning started with my (still drunk from last night) sister coming into my room, bleeding profusely from the face, wailing. I had to calm her down, administer first aid, get her to go back to bed, take the cat.

    Fun stuff.

    Back when I lived at home my mother set the kitchen on fire once.

    She ran into my room panicking and I yelled at her for waking me up. (I believe my exact turn of phrase was, "You woke me up for this.") Put the fire out and went back to bed.

    Blake T on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    one time my dad set my back garden on fire when he was burning leaves and when trying to put it out flooded the kitchen

    I didn't notice any of this because I was playing simlife...

    FAQ on
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    did smooches w/ a pretty girl at the same time

    Karen's not gonna be too happy to hear that

    OSNAP

    M-M-M-M-M-MEGABURN.

    Nads on
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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    My sister was asleep, her cat asleep next to her head. Construction started up, and the cat got startled and bolted, just so happening to sprint across my sister's face, clawing it all to shit.

    So my morning started with my (still drunk from last night) sister coming into my room, bleeding profusely from the face, wailing. I had to calm her down, administer first aid, get her to go back to bed, take the cat.

    Fun stuff.

    Back when I lived at home my mother set the kitchen on fire once.

    She ran into my room panicking and I yelled at her for waking me up. (I believe my exact turn of phrase was, "You woke me up for this.") Put the fire out and went back to bed.

    This shit happened to me once too after my Mother somehow got a pop-tart stuck in a toaster and three foot flames were shooting out of the top.

    I poured a box of baking soda on it and went back to bed.

    MegaMan001 on
    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    Nads wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    did smooches w/ a pretty girl at the same time

    Karen's not gonna be too happy to hear that

    OSNAP

    M-M-M-M-M-MEGABURN.

    thanks for the posts.

    Koshian on
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Oh buck up, we're just fucking with you two.

    Nads on
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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Woke up way too late to do anything worthwhile.
    My room feels like a furnace.
    The light bulb in the bathroom (Which has no windows) burned out when I wanted to take a leak.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    If anything they are giving you a compliment. Saying you can get a better girlfriend.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    If anything they are giving you a compliment. Saying you can get a better girlfriend.

    see this could be funny if about 75% of this forum didn't go on and on about my horrible harpy of a girlfriend who's ruined me apparently

    Koshian on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    If anything they are giving you a compliment. Saying you can get a better girlfriend.

    see this could be funny if about 75% of this forum didn't go on and on about my horrible harpy of a girlfriend who's ruined me apparently

    Kosh come the fuck on

    It's us

    Poorochondriac on
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Tube has more than once told me that I could do better.

    Blake T on
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Woke up way too late to do anything worthwhile.
    My room feels like a furnace.
    The light bulb in the bathroom (Which has no windows) burned out when I wanted to take a leak.

    That has been the last week for me as it's been far too humid to run the swamp cooler and the air circulation sucks even with fans

    Brainleech on
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