Woke up way too late to do anything worthwhile.
My room feels like a furnace.
The light bulb in the bathroom (Which has no windows) burned out when I wanted to take a leak.
That has been the last week for me as it's been far too humid to run the swamp cooler and the air circulation sucks even with fans
Let me tell you about my fucking room.
That is, a room that is fucked, not one where I go to fuck, sadly.
It's the 4th floor, right under the roof. It only has a tiny little window, so no circulation whatsoever. The last days it's been 30C° out- and thus ~28C° inside. My room stores that heat even at night.
Also, it's right next to a train station so I get freight trains every fucking 10 minutes and it only gets worse during the night.
Also also my flatmates are terrible manbabies who are completely incapable of fixing anything around the house. Instead they just wait it out until someone (Me, that is) fixes it. Point in case: That lightbulb.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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I am currently planning to do one of these things.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
First hour was fine. It was the second and third that sucked. Get to the ferry terminal to find out that they hadn't finished repairs on the boat I was going to take to work. Of course, I find this out after the bus that would take me home has left, so I had to hang around for 40-50 min for the next one.
I woke up this morning to say goodbye to my wife on her way to work, laid back down trying to go back to sleep, get hit with intense stomach pain, lay on bed for like ten minutes and realize I might as well go poop, pooped like I had sold my soul to demons and they thought the best way to get it is through my butt, go lay back in bed exhausted, fall asleep an hour later, have a bad dream, wake up at one in the afternoon when my wife calls me on her lunch break, keep laying in bed realizing my tummy still hurts, read this thread, make this post, and here we are
Welp we just had to put my cat down, first hour of the day sucks now
sorry man
thanks, I appreciate it
he had a good run, 14 years old. best cat ever, friendly as hell, never mean or aggressive unless someone was spurring him on. affectionate, surprisingly loyal for a cat. best cat
I got up at 5:50am and got a shower and fed the cat. Then I ate and made my breakfast and then got dressed and ready for work and headed out of the house. Not very exciting first hour.
no i was just curious if liya pet her kitty cat because i likea the cats
Ohh! Yes, she jumps up onto the kitchen stool and watches me put my contact lens in. So I give her a cuddle and then show her her dinner to keep her happy.
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spent the rest of the day being a useless piece of shit in my back garden
Let me tell you about my fucking room.
That is, a room that is fucked, not one where I go to fuck, sadly.
It's the 4th floor, right under the roof. It only has a tiny little window, so no circulation whatsoever. The last days it's been 30C° out- and thus ~28C° inside. My room stores that heat even at night.
Also, it's right next to a train station so I get freight trains every fucking 10 minutes and it only gets worse during the night.
Also also my flatmates are terrible manbabies who are completely incapable of fixing anything around the house. Instead they just wait it out until someone (Me, that is) fixes it. Point in case: That lightbulb.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I am currently planning to do one of these things.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Stepped in wet dog shit barefoot.
hurray!
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
I am calling the authorities.
Moving Authorities.
Got home at 11:30 pm, got to sleep at 4 am, woke up at 6 am, drove to work at 7
i wish for death
what did you do b/t midnight and 4am? insomnia?
thanks, I appreciate it
he had a good run, 14 years old. best cat ever, friendly as hell, never mean or aggressive unless someone was spurring him on. affectionate, surprisingly loyal for a cat. best cat
First hour of my day has been internet, coffee, and laundry.
And got the transmission changed in my car
and today my new drivers' license arrived. Apparently they changed the design, it's weird.
All artsy everywhere and a crapload more unfamiliar numbers
Photo still looks like ass, though. ~some things never change~
so yeah, it looks like crap
(I look all pissy in it because they took it after I failed my first drivers' test and had to get a new permit)
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Perhaps if Staleghoti had made that pussy purr his luck would have been better?
nope, no titties for Staleg
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Ohh! Yes, she jumps up onto the kitchen stool and watches me put my contact lens in. So I give her a cuddle and then show her her dinner to keep her happy.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Wait... Tell me you have a monocle for special occasions
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
>:[
aww
MONOCLE SMILE
amazing
So sorry to hear that, Joe.
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And I am also sorry to hear that Joe. She might have been very old, but it doesn't make it any less sad.
Thanks for the picture! I know, we knew it was coming, and she went peacefully. It's weird to think she grew up in a world without cars.