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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    Orik this is starting to seem like an elaborate way to get forumers to say they like you.

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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    This one would kind of blatantly be me so:

    I am super happy I was able to re-integrate into forum society after the Satans debacle. I spend far too much time here and have gotten to be friends with way too many of you to only be able to sit and watch like some sort of awful Twilight Zone episode victim.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    I went to the dentist today to get a filling and one hit of local anesthetic didn't do the trick so they hit me again.

    The left side of my face currently feels like it is sliding down my skull. It is a weird feeling.

    I also keep accidentally biting my cheek and it hurts.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Orik is okay, i guess.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    oooh what's your favorite thing about orik

    I'd say it's big strong muuusclesssss

    Oh that's good. I'd have to go with everything

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I played TF2 with Orik ages ago

    We were Engineer buddies

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I think my girlfriend has assassinated my sexuality. It isn't her fault. She has biological issues. She's just in the mood so infrequently that I've become accustomed to not wanting physical relations anymore. I also now find makeouts boring
    Confessing your forum crush even anonymously is just a bad plan. I've got one but no one will ever know, 'cause nothing good can come from that. Even if it all worked out they would find out later and probably still be creeped out in retrospect.

    As with every confession thread, I am secretly hoping this is about me.
    I have no idea what to confess, but I am going to type something anyway, because I want to contribute in some small way, damn it!
    At any time, I am a hair's breadth from weeping, one instant from a total collapse of will. I'm fighting a battle with my memory, and it's winning, throwing the worst bits of life back in my face, things that echo back through years of sorrow and regret.
    I wish I were a girl.
    I have been lurking SE++ off and on since 2006-2007 and have played some games with a few regulars there but for some reason I cannot get myself to post there more than once every few months.

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    FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Marceline's Henchman Land of OooRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm right fucking here!

    What the fuck?

    FactorySquirrel on
    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    people making note of your posts is pretty excellent though. it is a good feelings knowing you brought someone joy.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    I will finish my Let's Play. That's less of a confession then a personal goal.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I'm right fucking here!

    What the fuck?

    I bet you regret that video now, eh?

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Hahahahahahaha

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    every day I feel less worrysome about stuff

    my brain produces heroin

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    At any time, I am a hair's breadth from weeping, one instant from a total collapse of will. I'm fighting a battle with my memory, and it's winning, throwing the worst bits of life back in my face, things that echo back through years of sorrow and regret.

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    ???

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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote:
    I will finish my Let's Play. That's less of a confession then a personal goal.

    your Let's play taught me how to play X-com and i beat it on the normal difficulty without ever starting over.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Memories are just memories.

    It happened, and yeah you know about it and it may have had some impact, but there's nothing you can do to change the past. Meanwhile, today is all yours to make of what you will!

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    FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Marceline's Henchman Land of OooRegistered User regular
    No, I really don't.

    I just don't fucking understand why this fucking meme exists.

    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fine Viv, thanks for making me feel like a pussy

    Orik, I'm the one who feels ignored when he tries to talk to you

    Fuckin' Viv.

    i always try to make sure that i respond to you specifically, because i know that you have a hard time of it sometimes and you have said some things to me which i remember fondly

    so if you feel ignored, know that it is in no way intentional and probably more about how I have ADD and am doing things like running this thread instead of doing schoolwork

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    JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    Confession: My post count would probably be quadrupled if I actually posted each reply I start.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    ahahahaha @Jordyn

    nice

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    I'm right fucking here!

    What the fuck?

    I bet you regret that video now, eh?

    well

    is it a baby wiener?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    No, I really don't.

    I just don't fucking understand why this fucking meme exists.

    I can say, if i had your dick, i wouldn't be posting videos of me jerking it. hell, with my own dick i wouldn't be doing that. I have Shame.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    i feel really really really bad when people talk to me and I don't respond

    hopefully this @ system will help

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    FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Marceline's Henchman Land of OooRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    I'm right fucking here!

    What the fuck?

    I bet you regret that video now, eh?

    well

    is it a baby wiener?

    No! Which is why this is so fucking puzzling. I mean, if no one knows what a dude's dick looks like, then you can say whatever you want about it. But if a dick is public record, then saying untrue things about it just serves no damn purpose.

    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    My belly hurts.
    And I want to sleep.
    Confession.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    I feel like the @ system will work better when notifications and mentions are separated in the user cp

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    My belly hurts.
    And I want to sleep.
    Confession.

    d'awwwwwww

    have you taken anything for your belly

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    @Rane

    if you respond to this you smell of doo doo

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I'm right fucking here!

    What the fuck?

    Wait, that actually happened?

    Jesus Christ I need to come around this forum more often.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Raneados wrote:
    i feel really really really bad when people talk to me and I don't respond

    hopefully this @ system will help
    i started three threads this month, and that ensures that i will never get any @ mentions

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    BLANK IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT fart fart

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    at any moment the counter thing is int he hundreds, so if anyone wanted to try to talk to me using the @ thing i would be an issue. luckily crisis is adverted. as no one wants to do that.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    AND SO THE PREDICTION COMES TRUE

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm starting to worry about whether or not writing is what I want to do to make a living, as well as whether or not I'll ever be able to tell stories that people will like. I'm also concerned about finding employment in the gaming industry post-graduation
    i pretended to be a girl in MMOs back in highschool
    I'm terrible at my job, and I've been terrible at my last 3 jobs, but because of what I do, no one can really tell. I just keep getting rewarded and making more money. I feel really bad about that.
    is there really a video of factorysquirrel jerking it or was that a joke

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Boy my belly hurts.
    And I want to go to sleep.
    There, a confession.

    Now in a haiku.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    protip: the gaming industry is the casino and lottery industry. you want the games industry.

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I wish the @ system would work for nicknames, although I realize this would be extremely difficult to implement. Some of y'all have names that I just don't feel like spelling out! (looking at YOU, @Orikaeshigitae )

    Didgeridoo on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    This is bullshit.

    Anonymous confession do not mean a fucking thing.

    COME ON RIGHT OUT WITH IT AND OWN YOUR SHIT PEOPLE.

    Example: If I were drunk enough I would totally make out with *insert male forum person here*.

    I totally would.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I present an air of amicability and helpfulness towards others but I am fiercely competitive and narcissistic, and can become extremely disheartened when others are able to surpass me and I can't catch up.

    Well, hello, me!

    Or at least person who may as well be me. I'm getting better with the competitiveness though!

    Vivixenne on
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Melding!

    Your Monster Awareness thread was supremely entertaining and I would talk to you any time!

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