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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    This is bullshit.

    Anonymous confession do not mean a fucking thing.

    COME ON RIGHT OUT WITH IT AND OWN YOUR SHIT PEOPLE.

    Example: If I were drunk enough I would totally make out with *insert male forum person here*.

    I totally would.

    it's true. He will.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Does the @ system make notifications appear? 'Cause I get like hundreds of notifications and I have all the options shut off. The last thing I need is @Henroid times a billion.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Didgeridoo wrote:
    I wish the @ system would work for nicknames, although I realize this would be extremely difficult to implement. Some of y'all have names that I just don't feel like spelling out! (looking at YOU, @Orikaeshigitae )

    well maybe some people should just pm me when they want to talk

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    protip: the gaming industry is the casino and lottery industry. you want the games industry.

    Whoops.

    [IMG][/img]
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    I'm right fucking here!

    What the fuck?

    I bet you regret that video now, eh?

    pfffttt

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding!

    Your Monster Awareness thread was supremely entertaining and I would talk to you any time!

    I'm kinda sad it died. It had a good run though. Working on a better one on and off now. Now with Professionalism (kinda)

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    i pretended to be a girl in MMOs back in highschool

    Several people in WoW have thought I was a girl.

    I didn't know how to correct them at that point so I just kinda tried to ignore it.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding!

    Your Monster Awareness thread was supremely entertaining and I would talk to you any time!

    I'm kinda sad it died. It had a good run though. Working on a better one on and off now. Now with Professionalism (kinda)
    I would be happy to assist if you need some guest writing. I need to get back into the groove of writing, it has been two months since I've written anything which is terrible.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

    Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Radius wrote:
    i pretended to be a girl in MMOs back in highschool

    Several people in WoW have thought I was a girl.

    I didn't know how to correct them at that point so I just kinda tried to ignore it.

    Well

    to be fair

    You are Kyira and a female blood elf

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Radius wrote:
    i pretended to be a girl in MMOs back in highschool

    Several people in WoW have thought I was a girl.

    I didn't know how to correct them at that point so I just kinda tried to ignore it.

    Half the PAA thought I was a girl, even when there was proof of me being a guy. They were convinced I was lying about being a guy and I still don't get it.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    i pretended to be a girl in MMOs back in highschool

    Several people in WoW have thought I was a girl.

    I didn't know how to correct them at that point so I just kinda tried to ignore it.

    hey kyira :winky:

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
    zaleiria-by-lexxy-sig.jpg
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    This is bullshit.

    Anonymous confession do not mean a fucking thing.

    COME ON RIGHT OUT WITH IT AND OWN YOUR SHIT PEOPLE.

    Example: If I were drunk enough I would totally make out with *insert male forum person here*.

    I totally would.

    it's true. He will.

    Dan knows.

    Hiya sailor.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I will confess more
    I just fucking love haikus
    They are just the tits.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

    Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.

    Nope.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    pfft who DIDN'T make a female BE

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I hardly ever buy new clothes because every time I put something on I get very distressed at the fact that it does not as good on me as I think it should (i.e., like it does on a mannequin or a super model), so I take it off and put it away.

    And if this happens with too many outfits in a row, I get sad for a while and refuse to shop for several months.

    Vivixenne on
    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Sometimes I worry that I'm sabotaging my relationships by hiding behind my calibrations.
    vore s'pretty hot
    I think Orikae is a cool guy.
    I have killed other human beings. I did so without remorse. Now I'm just afraid I'll never get an adrenaline high that powerful again.
    i recorded a video of myself jerking my baby wiener

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

    Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.

    I feel like Viv is like, challenging us.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    This is bullshit.

    Anonymous confession do not mean a fucking thing.

    COME ON RIGHT OUT WITH IT AND OWN YOUR SHIT PEOPLE.

    Example: If I were drunk enough I would totally make out with *insert male forum person here*.

    I totally would.

    it's true. He will.

    Dan knows.

    Hiya sailor.

    You, Joe, and I were about 20 seconds from a low budget Falcon-Video on Mully's patio.

    easysig2.jpg
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding!

    Your Monster Awareness thread was supremely entertaining and I would talk to you any time!

    I'm kinda sad it died. It had a good run though. Working on a better one on and off now. Now with Professionalism (kinda)
    I would be happy to assist if you need some guest writing. I need to get back into the groove of writing, it has been two months since I've written anything which is terrible.

    I mostly just use people as sounding boards cause for some reason i always hate other people's ideas when applied to my own ideas somehow the sounding board method doesn't trigger this. but um, if you ever want to talk send me a pm i have a number of chat programs i rarely use. And you're a pretty rad dude.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My life is complete shit. But I'm funny, and have a great dick. So i feel is should get laid way more than I do.

    I feel like this one should get its own post.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

    Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.

    Nope.

    Welp.

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    you guys don't need to know my bad stuff

    it will stay secret until i am president

    whereupon the LIBERAL MEDIA will get to it

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

    Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.
    didn't you have good news for me or something?

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    End wrote:
    Radius wrote: »
    i pretended to be a girl in MMOs back in highschool

    Several people in WoW have thought I was a girl.

    I didn't know how to correct them at that point so I just kinda tried to ignore it.

    hey kyira :winky:

    Yeah... uh... End.

    There's something I've been meaning to tell you.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding!

    Your Monster Awareness thread was supremely entertaining and I would talk to you any time!

    I'm kinda sad it died. It had a good run though. Working on a better one on and off now. Now with Professionalism (kinda)
    I would be happy to assist if you need some guest writing. I need to get back into the groove of writing, it has been two months since I've written anything which is terrible.

    I mostly just use people as sounding boards cause for some reason i always hate other people's ideas when applied to my own ideas somehow the sounding board method doesn't trigger this. but um, if you ever want to talk send me a pm i have a number of chat programs i rarely use. And you're a pretty rad dude.
    Will do!

    I have used TLB as a sounding board and vice versa for the past year so having someone who doesn't use chump and failure every other sentence will be lovely.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    My life is complete shit. But I'm funny, and have a great dick. So i feel is should get laid way more than I do.

    I feel like this one should get its own post.

    I wish I could take credit for that one.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Radius wrote: »
    End wrote:
    hey kyira :winky:

    Yeah... uh... End.

    There's something I've been meaning to tell you.

    haha

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
    zaleiria-by-lexxy-sig.jpg
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    This is bullshit.

    Anonymous confession do not mean a fucking thing.

    COME ON RIGHT OUT WITH IT AND OWN YOUR SHIT PEOPLE.

    Example: If I were drunk enough I would totally make out with *insert male forum person here*.

    I totally would.

    it's true. He will.

    Dan knows.

    Hiya sailor.

    You, Joe, and I were about 20 seconds from a low budget Falcon-Video on Mully's patio.

    Oh my god where is that picture I have to find it.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    My life is complete shit. But I'm funny, and have a great dick. So i feel is should get laid way more than I do.

    I feel like this one should get its own post.

    I don't remember writing that.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Henroid wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

    Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.

    I feel like Viv is like, challenging us.

    Nah, mostly just agreeing with tonkka. But from the confessions here it seems like some people could do with some help. I know they didn't ASK for help, but it is an encouragement to seek it if they have not done so already.

    Vivixenne on
    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    Oh man, the last one of these I made some confessions and then like, the next post was some dude with all sorts of terrible things to get off his chest and then I felt like a pansy.
    But, sharing is caring:
    I think I have restless leg syndrome, but I'm also pretty sure restless leg syndrome is a bullshit disorder that might not even be a real thing. I contemplate that while being unable to sleep for hours.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    pfft who DIDN'T make a female BE
    I didn't!

    I can't play ladies in RPGs.

    I just can't. Half of the experience is identifying with my dude and I can't if my dude has boobies and a nice can.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    My life is complete shit. But I'm funny, and have a great dick. So i feel is should get laid way more than I do.

    I feel like this one should get its own post.

    I wish I could take credit for that one.

    I wish my personality and great dick got me laid at all!

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    FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    I think my girlfriend has assassinated my sexuality. It isn't her fault. She has biological issues. She's just in the mood so infrequently that I've become accustomed to not wanting physical relations anymore. I also now find makeouts boring

    Whoever posted this, know I feel the same way. It really sucks.

    XBox Live= LordFeriluce
    Steam: Feriluce
    Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding!

    Your Monster Awareness thread was supremely entertaining and I would talk to you any time!

    I'm kinda sad it died. It had a good run though. Working on a better one on and off now. Now with Professionalism (kinda)
    I would be happy to assist if you need some guest writing. I need to get back into the groove of writing, it has been two months since I've written anything which is terrible.

    I mostly just use people as sounding boards cause for some reason i always hate other people's ideas when applied to my own ideas somehow the sounding board method doesn't trigger this. but um, if you ever want to talk send me a pm i have a number of chat programs i rarely use. And you're a pretty rad dude.
    Will do!

    I have used TLB as a sounding board and vice versa for the past year so having someone who doesn't use chump and failure every other sentence will be lovely.

    I have a program that removes those words from every post.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Does the @ system make notifications appear? 'Cause I get like hundreds of notifications and I have all the options shut off. The last thing I need is @Henroid times a billion.

    I think you can only shut off the whole getting-a-popup-when-you-get-a-particular-type-of-notification thing. You still get all the same notifications, it just doesn't pop up a messagebox to let you know.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    Tell them about thor.

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