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Anonymous confessions

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    Oh boy, confessions.

    I got nothing...

    I suppose I confess I kinda hate every Let's Play I've done.

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    hey man yo dick look like a bird N'AW MEAN?

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Is

    is this what heaven is like

    a world where I am not called a useless hack

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    I do not have a good fashion sense. Up until a couple of years ago I wore carpenter pants and thought they looked good.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    hey man yo dick look like a bird N'AW MEAN?

    bird dick

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

    Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.
    didn't you have good news for me or something?

    errrrrrr I do not recall! apart from having a great birthday this past weekend there is not much to report from the last time we spoke

    oh, and I am giving a presentation at a seminar at the university, so I have to prepare for that, and I would probably ask for your help at some point

    I am tossing up on the topic, but I may go with self-care in child/adolescent mental health or transitions in agency management

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Melding wrote:
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    Tell them about thor.
    Haha, questions are pouring in so I'm not sure I have the time. I will later though.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I have a confession!

    I want to make a podcast but I don't know any other dudes that would talk about comics or movies or games or what the hell ever with me and I am afraid that I am much less interesting than I think I am and no one would listen.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    fashion is subjective

  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Sometimes I worry that I'm sabotaging my relationships by hiding behind my calibrations.

    ahahaha

    Also to the people whose girlfriends have such low libidos that they have somehow trained you to not like physical contact anymore: Er, break up with her? I assure you there are ladies who like to get their freak on, and the ladies you are currently with would probably be better served being with someone whose sexual appetites were naturally as low as theirs

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    Oh boy, confessions.

    I got nothing...

    I suppose I confess I kinda hate every Let's Play I've done.

    Goddamn Adus you are bad at this. Here, let me show you how it's done.

    Hey guys, the confessions about dating a transsexual and pretending to be a girl? It was me. Are you happy, Viv? Now, put me through therapy.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    fashion is subjective

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    fashion is subjective

    8-> I remember when I thought this

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    Tell them about thor.
    Haha, questions are pouring in so I'm not sure I have the time. I will later though.

    Translation: i will completely forget about this in 15 minutes and never tell the story. ever.

  • FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Marceline's Henchman Land of OooRegistered User regular
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    hey man yo dick look like a bird N'AW MEAN?

    bird dick

    A remedy does not exist.

    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    fashion is subjective

    8-> I remember when I thought this

    How did that feel, being right about something?

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Seriously, owning a confession feels so good, no matter how fucked up you think it might be.

    Doesn't have to be here to us, but find someone who cares about you, someone you trust, or someone who is there to help you, and own your shit to them. There are very few things that would make you feel better, I promise.
    didn't you have good news for me or something?

    errrrrrr I do not recall! apart from having a great birthday this past weekend there is not much to report from the last time we spoke

    oh, and I am giving a presentation at a seminar at the university, so I have to prepare for that, and I would probably ask for your help at some point

    I am tossing up on the topic, but I may go with self-care in child/adolescent mental health or transitions in agency management

    totally! hit me up on the skype or the two-way. or the blackberry.

    also i think you were just gonna tell me about your rad birthday.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    My life is complete shit. But I'm funny, and have a great dick. So i feel is should get laid way more than I do.

    I feel like this one should get its own post.

    Unless you flop it out as soon as you meet them how would they even know?

  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm glad the 8-> is getting the condescension mileage it properly deserves

    confessions

    Fugitive on
  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    hey man yo dick look like a bird N'AW MEAN?

    bird dick

    A remedy does not exist.

    Avoid cats

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    man Henroid I ain't gonna judge people if they prefer to confess their shit anonymously

    I'm just saying, people might get more out of it by owning their shit, is all

    that said, respect

    Vivixenne on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote:
    Sometimes I worry that I'm sabotaging my relationships by hiding behind my calibrations.

    ahahaha

    Also to the people whose girlfriends have such low libidos that they have somehow trained you to not like physical contact anymore: Er, break up with her? I assure you there are ladies who like to get their freak on, and the ladies you are currently with would probably be better served being with someone whose sexual appetites were naturally as low as theirs

    As someone with a low libido and was at one point involved with someone whose sex drive never quit, it was stressful.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    Tell them about thor.
    Haha, questions are pouring in so I'm not sure I have the time. I will later though.

    Translation: i will completely forget about this in 15 minutes and never tell the story. ever.

    I wanna hear a story before I go to bed.

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    You put a crossbow bolt through it, and hung it around your neck?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    fashion is subjective

    8-> I remember when I thought this

    if you no longer think it, you're wrong

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote:
    Sometimes I worry that I'm sabotaging my relationships by hiding behind my calibrations.

    ahahaha

    Also to the people whose girlfriends have such low libidos that they have somehow trained you to not like physical contact anymore: Er, break up with her? I assure you there are ladies who like to get their freak on, and the ladies you are currently with would probably be better served being with someone whose sexual appetites were naturally as low as theirs
    Part of the reason I broke up with my girlfriend(that was me earlier) was her refusal to have sex ever and low libido in the latter months of the relationship. It sucked because I still cared for her as a person, just not in a romantic or sexual way. But I don't regret the decision because it would be horrible for me to lie and pretend I was still interested and now I can find someone who wants the same thing I do! A normal relationship!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    dude, the Thor story is a staple of my repertoire. can't forget that shit.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    My life is complete shit. But I'm funny, and have a great dick. So i feel is should get laid way more than I do.

    I feel like this one should get its own post.

    Unless you flop it out as soon as you meet them how would they even know?

    That's not the point. Logic never mattered.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Confession: I have Orik's formspring open, pondering a confession or two.

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I confess that if I don't find a part-time job with my only availability being Saturday and Sunday I won't be able to go to school this quarter, and even if I do find one I don't even think I'll do well in school between classes, my daughter, and working weekends.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    dude, the Thor story is a staple of my repertoire. can't forget that shit.

    I meant telling it, not the story. you never told either of of the stories in the story thread in a similar manner.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    Tell them about thor.

    Well it hurth a little...

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and i got caught having sex. on a picnic table. in a park. which was in the middle of a neighborhood. at like eleven pm. on a thursday.

    this was me

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    I, too, have a great dick.

    It is my albatross.

    Tell them about thor.

    Well it hurth a little...

    no no, it's better then that.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    man Henroid I ain't gonna judge people if they prefer to confess their shit anonymously

    I'm just saying, people might get more out of it by owning their shit, is all

    that said, respect

    Fist bump time.

    I actually confessed the pretend thing a long, long time ago. But nobody remembers any of this shit so I felt like playing the card again. The trans thing though, that's fairly recent. Also I should say transgendered, not transsexual, that was inaccurate.

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Projeck wrote:
    a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and i got caught having sex. on a picnic table. in a park. which was in the middle of a neighborhood. at like eleven pm. on a thursday.

    this was me

    ahahahaha AWESOME

    a million hi5s for this if it really was you

    Vivixenne on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    as someone who has come out to a couple friends I gotta saw viv is super right

    If you're not listening to Viv, you're doing somethin' wrong. But I figure there are people who want to say things that they can't put their name to, so here I am.
    for real though did that guy really make a video of himself jerking his baby wiener?
    I automatically hate fat people. It takes a god damn amazing fat person to make me not hate
    I'm seriously considering doin gay porn at some point I mean, the mad cash would be super nice, and also it could be pretty fun also bonus confession I guess I have a bit of a voyeur fetish also also saw that vid seen that baby dick lol

  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    The only celebrities I would be upset about dying are the dudes who write the Venture Bros.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote:
    a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and i got caught having sex. on a picnic table. in a park. which was in the middle of a neighborhood. at like eleven pm. on a thursday.

    this was me

    That's not a "oh embarrassing confession time tee hee" though. That's like, "Guys, cool story."

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote:
    a couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and i got caught having sex. on a picnic table. in a park. which was in the middle of a neighborhood. at like eleven pm. on a thursday.

    this was me
    Damn Projeck

    respek

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