Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions
. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum
. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
I have no idea where these things came from. I rent the basement of a particularly nice house, and a few days after installing a window unit (there was no functional AC) I found a couple of fruit flies in my bathroom. No problem; killed them, then sealed the window unit better, as I thought they might have come from outside.
After a few days, they reappeared, in greater number. I thought they might be living under my sink, so I sprayed some bug-killer under the cabinet, and that seemed to do the trick.
And now, they're everywhere. They hang out by my front door, they're in my bathroom, in my bedroom, in spaces in-between. I'm killing 20-40 of these little fucks a day, with my hands, with magazines, with a bonafide fly swatter, and I've sprayed the bug-killer in every possible area I thought they might be living in, to no avail. They keep respawning.
I keep my place very neat; I have a covered trashcan and I don't leave open containers around. I have no idea where these shits are, and I have nary a clue on how to get rid of them, as conventional means seemed not to have worked.
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