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Sad Thread (Cheering Up Thread)

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Yeah if you're bleeding like that quit talking about it and take it to a professional

    And Blake are you trying to be ironic with the dog/son thing because with crap analogies like that I can never tell

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Heaven forbid your first thought is, gee maybe I need to train this animal.

    Jesus Christ dude, I have two small children and another child on the way

    The dog has been in my house all of 1 1/2 days before it bites me, would it maybe be all right with you if I reevaluate whether I can handle a biting dog right now

    The dog is not my son, way to go with a false equivalence there!

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    My big sister always maintained that if a dog bites you the correct response is to bite it back.

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    Listen, go to the doctor, don't be a stubborn idiot about it.

    Second, you JUST got this dog, it does not know you at all. You tried to force your hand in it's mouth when it had something it wanted and it bit you. This doesn't mean the dog is rabid, but it obviously has food issues. I realize that it isn't okay behavior, but if you had no intention of trying to train a dog from a relatively unknown background, you should have never gotten a dog. You have kids and a baby soon, if you were really that concerned you would've spent more time looking for the right dog and trying to decide if it was kid friendly.

    If you take the dog back, please don't get another. You were clearly upset over the loss of your old dog, but in my very personal opinion I don't think it's best to jump and get another animal just because you miss the old one. Especially within the span of a couple of days, some people take weeks to decide of a dog is right for them, especially if they have kids. I know everyone deals with grief differently, I don't know, I just think there needs to be time in between so you don't make an emotional decision.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Yeah I have to admit I'm not sure why you'd get a strange dog in the first place when there was a baby on the horizon

    I can't help imaging you're going to have your hands very full, whether or not said hands have bites taken out of them

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    you know it aint impossible to have kids and a dog

    some households even have.. MORE THAN ONE kid and MANY dogs

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    If you take the dog back, please don't get another.

    Fair enough. Although I really didn't try to force my hand in its mouth, I just sort of moved my hand close to his face non-aggressively trying to coax him to drop it.

    I'm at the emergency room right now.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Okay so

    um

    I was taking the new dog out for a walk, and he came across some kind of roadkill and picked it up in his mouth

    I kept telling him to drop it, and he wouldn't, so I tried to pry it out with my fingers

    He growled, snarled and then took a chunk out of my hand

    First, do I need first aid beyond antibacterial soap/band aid

    Second, how fast should I bring this dog back

    Look up the training method called Nothing In Life Is Free (NILIF). I've used this method on hard headed dogs and it works. It's very similar to that dog whisperer guy (Cesar Millan) only I'm not a fruity latino guy...he's awesome by the way. Look up his stuff.

    Basically, teach the dog that you are the source of all food and you are the alpha in the pack. Also, the family (humans) are above him in the pack order, but that you still love him and he's a part of the team. You need to start your pack dominance training yesterday it seems. If you were considered his alpha, he would drop food for you. That's the way the pack works. It will come in time.

    http://k9deb.com/nilif.htm

    Combine with random positive reinforcement, the technique you read about in high school or college psych 101...you know, Pavlov, bells, ringing, food. Begin with basic commands and give a treat whenever the associated command is done. Associating a word, a hand gesture, a clicking training tool, or snapping the fingers will help. Eventually, start only giving a treat 1 out of 3 times. After a while, only give a treat at random. Make sure to always praise the dog and talk in a high pitch or happy voice.

    Never yell. They don't understand it for the most part. Pitch control is better. A low voice or even a soft growl though, that they'll pick up on. If you have to, put them in a restrained position. Hold them gently behind the neck (on the scruff to avoid a nip) and push them down and on their side. Hold the dog, giving a low growl if needed, until they stop struggling. Count to 5 in your head and let them up. Then ignore them. Walk away or just go to the opposite side of the room. If the dog comes to you and is looking for love and affection, give it to them and pretend nothing happened before. If the dog does nothing, that's OK. Just wait until the next time something happens and try it again. Remember you're not trying to hurt the dog, and it might yelp or be pissed because it wants to be alpha, but it can't be. The human feelings in your head about showing love and patience, and that will make the dog finally listen is your hang up. There's a difference between being cruel and doing what nature does, and this is how mother dogs get puppies in line and how pack leaders keep the others in check.

    Don't confuse this with punishment though. Most dogs won't respond at all to actual punishment. If you assert yourself at take over as alpha, the only punishment you'll ever need is to ignore the dog and not give them attention until they submit.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    you know it aint impossible to have kids and a dog

    some households even have.. MORE THAN ONE kid and MANY dogs

    You don't say! Well disregard all my advice then. Get all the dogs you want without thinking about it for more than a day, since they are not any kind of commitment and you never have to worry about behavioral problems.

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    you know it aint impossible to have kids and a dog

    some households even have.. MORE THAN ONE kid and MANY dogs

    I'm... not entirely sure which point you're trying to support there?

    It's more than possible to train a dog while juggling a family, I just accept that it's the parents' choice whether or not they want to handle the added responsibility of a dog; so if someone re-evaluates their situation and takes a dog back, at least they're trying to be realistic

    But by that same notion I'm just saying it was short-sighted to pick up a new dog without being prepared for the eventuality that it took more than a little effort to get them acclimatised to living with you

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    yikes I was just saying that you can train a dog even with a new kid on the way, it doesnt have to be an either or situation

    I dont see how thats controversial!

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Just get a thousand old guide dogs.

    They're lovely.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    I'd played with him over two days in the pound, and he was getting moved today if I didn't adopt him. He seemed friendly enough but then again I didn't have a dead squirrel to give him to see how he'd react to me trying to get him to drop it there at the pound.

    If I'd had the option of visiting him there for another week instead of taking him home on a trial basis I would have done so.

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Josh, when is the last time you had a tetanus shot? Because you should definitely get one especially if your dog had road kill in his mouth.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    you know it aint impossible to have kids and a dog

    some households even have.. MORE THAN ONE kid and MANY dogs
    Get the fuck out!

    Next you'll be telling us they have cats as well!

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Butters wrote:
    Josh, when is the last time you had a tetanus shot? Because you should definitely get one especially if your dog had road kill in his mouth.

    Sissy

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    Butters wrote:
    Josh, when is the last time you had a tetanus shot? Because you should definitely get one especially if your dog had road kill in his mouth.

    Don't even remember. Doc is giving me three stitches and cipro in case of infection. Thanks for bringing this up, I'll ask for the shot.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Rub some dirt on it and be a man.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    You should never stick your hands near a dog's mouth when it doesn't want to let go of what it has, why would you ever do that and not expect to get bitten? My old dog was the sweetest thing in the world, but if you tried to take something out of her mouth, she was not going to have it.

    By all means, run to the hospital and take the dog back, but that's a cowardly move.

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    This is one of the most amazing threads in which to skip from page 1 to 7.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    My cousin has a big old pig named Bacon as a pet

    He's blind as a bat and charges anything near. So all you gotta do is stomp on the ground a bit and he gets all scared for a moment then calms down.

    He is the best pig

    hahaha

    that is ridiculous and i am cracking up

    i want a pig. why does it charge? who fucking cares, that's awesome

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    There's a lady in my neighborhood that walks a big old pigs. Pigs are cool.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Daric wrote:
    You should never stick your hands near a dog's mouth when it doesn't want to let go of what it has, why would you ever do that and not expect to get bitten? My old dog was the sweetest thing in the world, but if you tried to take something out of her mouth, she was not going to have it.

    By all means, run to the hospital and take the dog back, but that's a cowardly move.

    I assure you it's possible to properly train a dog to let go of anything when given the command to do so. I've done it with hunting dogs. Several times. I've seen countless other dogs do it with items from dead animals, balls, toys, and occasionally live animals. Reach right out, grab the item, give command, and the dog is happy to let it go.

    Again, it's a training thing and the dog needs to see you as pack leader or alpha. In nature, a subordinate dog will give up anything up to and including food to their pack leader or face the consequences.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular

    Oops, forum mishap

    Hunter on
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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Registered User regular
    I know, right?

    You can do tests, right? To assess a dog's intelligence and aggressiveness. Try doing that before ditching dat Corgi. He did just get outta the pound - maybe he's all crazy scared and will never do it again?

    But yeah, HEALTH TIME! Get all kinds of anti viral things. And tell the Doctor every god damn thing, they kind of have tunnel vision, hear the first thing you say and then ignore you. So after saying "dog bit" also say "dog was chewing bad things right before" and such. Also, you don't know the dog's medical history, right?

    Rabies sounds retarded, but yeah, better safe than hydrophobic and dead.

    EDIT: Also, it's totally reasonable to think a dog won't bite when you go for it's mouth. All the dogs I have known will play wrestle when you go for their mouth, growling and chomping at the thing between you, but not the hand. But all the dogs I have known had owners for years.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    My cousin has a big old pig named Bacon as a pet

    He's blind as a bat and charges anything near. So all you gotta do is stomp on the ground a bit and he gets all scared for a moment then calms down.

    He is the best pig

    hahaha

    that is ridiculous and i am cracking up

    i want a pig. why does it charge? who fucking cares, that's awesome

    Bacon is pretty much BPOC

    Big Pig on Campus

    He's so blind he doesn't know how big he is compared to the rest of the world

  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    pigs as pets are very clean and affectionate

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Good Pig

    Best Friend

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Who was it that thought "that'll do, pig" was a quote from Robocop and not Babe

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    Who was it that thought "that'll do, pig" was a quote from Robocop and not Babe

    Yes, please tell me so I can mock this person.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    bookmarkin that link for future-dog

    thanks @Hunter

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Rub some dirt on it and be a man.

    people that run off to the doctor for every little cut and broken bone baffle me

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    Dog bites are a little more serious, considering their mouths can contain bacteria that will EAT YOUR FLESH

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    You gotta get faster, Josh, gotta be like a ninja when that dog snaps at you, all dodging the teeth and delivering a righteous backhand.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote:
    bookmarkin that link for future-dog

    thanks @Hunter

    I swear by this method and the random reinforcement over time. It's basically the same stuff that Dog Whisperer guy does, he's just applying modern psychobabble to it so it sells well to the self help crowd (nothing wrong with that, make your money snazzy little latin guy).

    With puppies, it's much easier because you can do basic submission training much easier and at a younger age. Basically what their dam would be doing. It's also why roughly 8 weeks is the best time to get a new puppy. They've had enough weaning time and socialization with litter mates and adult dogs to get the hints.

    This is from more NILIF training for puppies. Start with the adults in the house doing this at least once a day, and in a week or so even the kids should do this as best they can. This is like magic. If you have an older dog, have that dog present while doing this, even if it's sitting around like nothing is going on. It helps to set up the pecking order.
    Spoiler:

    By the time the dog is an adolescent it will always remember who's the alpha. It can make a timid dog feel more assure and safe (the alpha will take care of things, so I don't need to fear the door bell or thunder) and an aggressive dog will calm down (I don't need to be in charge because that guy is the leader, so I can just chillax).

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Dog bites are a little more serious, considering their mouths can contain bacteria that will EAT YOUR FLESH

    A dog has fewer bacteria in their mouth than you.

    Also, moose bites can be pretty nasty.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Moose will fuck you up

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Fake Nerd I just want to be lovedRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Dog bites are a little more serious, considering their mouths can contain bacteria that will EAT YOUR FLESH

    A dog has fewer bacteria in their mouth than you.

    Also, moose bites can be pretty nasty.

    I was being sensationalist and dumb, not really serious

    I saw it on House so it must be the case!

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Hunter wrote:
    Dog bites are a little more serious, considering their mouths can contain bacteria that will EAT YOUR FLESH

    A dog has fewer bacteria in their mouth than you.

    Also, moose bites can be pretty nasty.

    What if one of them is streptococcus

    Fewer does not necessarily mean less dangerous

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