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Melding

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

i voted for shibby.

I didn't because i figured he would get banned on his own soon enough.

Captain K

I'm pretty sure I didn't vote in that but I can't really remember

Snork

Ledneh wrote:

I forget was Wiggin / Me Too! on the unfair banning list or did he croak later

It's nice that his legacy lives on in the report button

holy fuck i never realized that

Erich Zahn

Bogey wrote:

Man, it's been too long since we've had a decent splinter-forum break-off.

Does the Phallounge count?

Ramius

Elwood wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Elwood wrote:

side note isn't calling forumers "fucktards" breaking the "silly goose" rule???????????

Mods and admins are exempt, because life isn't fair.

How long has it been since the last "forum uprising"

On other boards I have seen them crop up every eight to sixteen months but the last one I remember here was in like 2004 over I think cardboard tube and something he was doing

Forum uprisings occured under my soft marshmallowy reign as admin. Under the Tarkin Doctrine, uprisings are foolhardy and useless.

Antimatter

the tighter you squeeze, the more forumers will slip through your fingers

Spoiler:

<3

Dubh

This means Rank can call us all sorts of names now

this is a positive

Hacksaw

It's a good thing I've spent the past 5 years trying to get on the good side of @Rankenphile . Probably won't save me from the revenge bannings, though.

Ramius

Antimatter wrote:

the tighter you squeeze, the more forumers will slip through your fingers

Yes, that is why it is important to squeeze not too tight, but just tight enough. Don't tell me you haven't felt Tube's cold, foreboding grip on your heart, just tight enough to remind you how easily you could be crushed into nothingness.

Rankenphile

Ramius wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

the tighter you squeeze, the more forumers will slip through your fingers

Yes, that is why it is important to squeeze not too tight, but just tight enough. Don't tell me you haven't felt Tube's cold, foreboding grip on your heart, just tight enough to remind you how easily you could be crushed into nothingness.

Foreboding is such a harsh word.

I prefer to think of it as snuggly

Kusuguttai

if you guys are wanting to re read the banning thread like i am here it is

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/66179/the-completely-unfair-banning-competition-nominations
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/66237/the-unfair-banning-competition-pleas-for-clemency
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/66267/the-unfair-banning-competition-discussion-thread-read-the-op

Beasteh

Anjin-San wrote:

authoritarian burg state

holy shit

ASimPerson

Oh hey this reminded me to check and see if the redirection stuff was working and it apparently is.

Hey Ramius, is that permanent or will it be shut off eventually? I need to know if I need to convert the links in my battle archives.

Tox

Ramius wrote:

Don't tell me you haven't felt Tube's cold, foreboding grip on your heart, just tight enough to remind you how easily you could be crushed into nothingness.

I've felt it. Wasn't so much a grip, though. More of a grope, really.

Peter Ebel

Hail Rankenphile.

Tox

Huh...

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/6590464#Comment_6590464

Lucent

A most unexpected plot twist!

Tox

I mean, presumably a user got deleted, obviously. I've just never seen that before.

Antimatter

Ramius wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

the tighter you squeeze, the more forumers will slip through your fingers

Yes, that is why it is important to squeeze not too tight, but just tight enough. Don't tell me you haven't felt Tube's cold, foreboding grip on your heart, just tight enough to remind you how easily you could be crushed into nothingness.

y-yes
yes I have

Antimatter

that might have been robothero

I've seen several deleted forumers, usually accounts from chatlogs

Tonkka

Kusuguttai wrote:

if you guys are wanting to re read the banning thread like i am here it is

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/66179/the-completely-unfair-banning-competition-nominations
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/66237/the-unfair-banning-competition-pleas-for-clemency
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/66267/the-unfair-banning-competition-discussion-thread-read-the-op

Okay I totally remember this now.

ASimPerson

Antimatter wrote:

that might have been robothero

I've seen several deleted forumers, usually accounts from chatlogs

Yeah, the old boards would have their name there, but the news ones lost that. Now you can only tell who it was if someone quoted them.

Eddy

Do any of those people still post here, with the obvious exceptions of Tube and Orik

Melding

@Pony is still around here and there.

Captain K

Hacksaw wrote:

It's a good thing I've spent the past 5 years trying to get on the good side of @Rankenphile . Probably won't save me from the revenge bannings, though.

is this like building up an immunity to iocaine powder

Pony

Melding wrote:

@Pony is still around here and there.

Part of the reason I don't post in SE++ so much anymore is how much I managed to piss people off as a result of the banning competition.

Melding

Hi Pony!

spono

Antimatter

hey pony

Tox

Hi Pony!

Orikaeshigitae

that is a good series of posts

Kusuguttai

Pony wrote:

Melding wrote:

@Pony is still around here and there.

Part of the reason I don't post in SE++ so much anymore is how much I managed to piss people off as a result of the banning competition.

It's always about you isn't it. I don't post much in se++ because how I pissed everyone off. So much narcissism

Sweeney Tom

Pony!

KUSU!

Keith

@Keith

Peter Ebel

I do not envy Rankenphile that he is created moderator, for he must navigate the shit torrents of language, shot out at alarming rates through the text based anal sphincter of consciousness that is the anonymous internet forum.

Isoldae

Failure to not fully appreciate Shark Week may result in infractions.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

peter ebel more like peter overdramatic, am I right ladies

Tox

So is JetFalcon perma'd? Or just temp-banned on points?

Darkness Mundus

3000 words

Henroid

Ramius wrote:

Elwood wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Elwood wrote:

side note isn't calling forumers "fucktards" breaking the "silly goose" rule???????????

Mods and admins are exempt, because life isn't fair.

How long has it been since the last "forum uprising"

On other boards I have seen them crop up every eight to sixteen months but the last one I remember here was in like 2004 over I think cardboard tube and something he was doing

Forum uprisings occured under my soft marshmallowy reign as admin. Under the Tarkin Doctrine, uprisings are foolhardy and useless.

Tarkin had a space station with a planet-destroying laser to enforce that. Penis replacement. The mods here do just fine with a hammer.