Okay, the Kamehameha story:
During Elementary School me and the neighborhood kids loved watching Toonami and all of the good-to-crappy anime that came with it. Our favorite, of course, was Dragon Ball Z. We obsessed over every episode, came up with our own characters and talked about how we were totally sayians you guys.
Our game of choice was Story. It was essentially Fanfiction Masterpiece Theatre mixed with DnD. We had one kid be the storyteller, they would decide whether something a player did was allowed within the story, meanwhile the rest of us pulled out characters from anything we could thing of and went wild.
Surprisingly, there was only one girl in the group. Her name was Erin and she was the older sister of one of the younger guys, and the same age as me. This, of course, made her the perfect
woman to me. Unfortunately, another guy in the group, also named Zach, thought the same thing.
Zach and I didn't get along very well. He was loud, angry and kind of a nerdy meathead. Unfortunately that meant that he completely outclassed me physically. Story was pretty much the only time I could get a leg up on him.
So, we were playing the usual game. I was Goku, he was Vegeta and we were in a duel to the death. Punches were thrown, energy balls were flying. It was a battle of the ages. Of course, if you were driving by it would have looked like two idiot kids running around screaming things at each other. An easy mistake to make.
So, the battle raged on. I looked to the sidelines and saw Erin watching. My time had come.
I looked Zach dead in the eyes, cocked a smile and yelled "SUPER SAIYAN INFINITY". The unstoppable move. There was no way he could top it. I look at Erin and start to smile when I hear to my side "uh...well..SUPER SAIYAN DOUBLE INFINITY"
What the fuck was he doing.
There is no double infinity. Infinity is the highest it goes! He was breaking the rules.
And so it went until we reached Ninth Infinity. Finally, the storyteller tells us to stop powering up and just fight each other. While playing a DBZ game. Hilarious.
I plant my feet, channel my ki and send the best spirit bomb in the entire world crashing into his head.
He throws a soccer ball at my dick and yells KAMEHAMEHA.
To make it worse, being a young man who was thinking about a pretty girl, I had a raging
I don't think I've ever seen my dad laugh so hard as when I came limping in and explained what happened.