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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    superjoe wrote:
    I'm having a third date with someone I met off OKC tomorrow. Apparently the plan is to play Tekken at my place and perhaps go bowling.

    things are okay

    she already wants to play with balls

    it's going WELL

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    never go on dates

    I...I was gonna take you to Applebee's...

    applebee's ain't a panty dropper, keith

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    Panty hiker

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Panty hiker

    can still get atcha that way

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    keith just gonna move it to the side

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  • superjoesuperjoe Registered User
    Klyka wrote:
    superjoe wrote:
    I'm having a third date with someone I met off OKC tomorrow. Apparently the plan is to play Tekken at my place and perhaps go bowling.

    things are okay

    she already wants to play with balls

    it's going WELL

    our first two meetings involved mini-golf and billiards

    she is apparently a fan of balls

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    superjoe wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    superjoe wrote:
    I'm having a third date with someone I met off OKC tomorrow. Apparently the plan is to play Tekken at my place and perhaps go bowling.

    things are okay

    she already wants to play with balls

    it's going WELL

    our first two meetings involved mini-golf and billiards

    she is apparently a fan of balls

    tell her you have a few to show her

    INSTANT GRATIFICATION

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    crwth wrote:
    keith just gonna move it to the side

    Elbows up; side to side

    Like a cholo

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  • superjoesuperjoe Registered User
    Klyka wrote:
    superjoe wrote:
    Klyka wrote:
    superjoe wrote:
    I'm having a third date with someone I met off OKC tomorrow. Apparently the plan is to play Tekken at my place and perhaps go bowling.

    things are okay

    she already wants to play with balls

    it's going WELL

    our first two meetings involved mini-golf and billiards

    she is apparently a fan of balls

    tell her you have a few to show her

    INSTANT GRATIFICATION

    I'm worried that it may not be merely a fascination with balls, but more of an interest in ball-related physics

    basically, if I show her my junk and ask her if she wants to get physical, the odds of ended up hospitalized are high

    that's my fear

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    superjoe wrote:
    I'm having a third date with someone I met off OKC tomorrow. Apparently the plan is to play Tekken at my place and perhaps go bowling.

    things are okay

    All right! Way to go Donny!!!!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    i actually deleted my okcupid account earlier today

    i realized i don't really have time to go out on dates.

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    we should rap soon, sir

    O-okay

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    superjoe wrote:

    I'm worried that it may not be merely a fascination with balls, but more of an interest in ball-related physics

    basically, if I show her my junk and ask her if she wants to get physical, the odds of ended up hospitalized are high

    that's my fear

    fear....or FETISH!?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Swill wrote:
    someone kiss me

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Keith wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    keith just gonna move it to the side

    Elbows up; side to side

    Like a cholo

    This song's tactics are foolproof in their efficacy

    E: This opinion based on county fair/tractor pull experiences

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    We gonna find crwth a lady

    It's gonna happen

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    It's going to cost money for that mail order bride
    And maybe the same ammount for one broken in eastern europe women

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    am i a bet

    AM I A FUCKING BET

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  • ElwoodElwood Registered User
    build him one from packing crates and fruit

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    wanna date mad madam mim

    the sexy version

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    is there porn of tha-did i even have to ask

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  • ElwoodElwood Registered User
    Ban Beasteh plz TIA

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Why does Mad Madam Min sound familar?

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    and now for your viewing pleasure

    beasteh jerking it to the sword in the stone porn

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    dat squirrel chick

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
  • ElwoodElwood Registered User
    BANNED BANNED BANNED

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    She's no Gadget

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    wanna date mad madam mim

    the sexy version

    If that's what you put you're looking for in your okcupid "Why should you message me?" bit then you may be waiting a while.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    lostwords wrote:
    She's no Gadget

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    Beasteh on
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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    dat squirrel chick

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  • PeccaviPeccavi oh... oh my!Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    She's no Gadget
    Spoiler:

    That is horrifying.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    can place the gender for maybe 50% of the people in that pic

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Manish

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also why is a mcpoyle there

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    I am surrounded by hot chicks in my life, but none of them are into me that way. Tried internet dating, got my email box spammed with pictures of dicks and what looked like infections.

    Yeah, great times.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote:
    Manish

    Dammit, Austin, that's my mother!

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    I seem to give off the sense that I like to lure women into dark alleys :lol:

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote:
    Beasteh wrote:
    wanna date mad madam mim

    the sexy version

    If that's what you put you're looking for in your okcupid "Why should you message me?" bit then you may be waiting a while.

    now i understand so much...

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    I give off the sense it seems that i will leave you body tastfully displayed somewhere

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