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internet dating thread

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    As7 wrote:
    I really don't understand peoples preference for different races.

    Different looks, sure, but all races contain people that are sexable.

    when people say, "I'm not attracted to such-and-such race," what they are saying is that they are attracted to some features that are more prominent in members of certain races.

    even people who aren't normally attracted to, say, japanese girls, are probably still going to see some they would bone, just with less frequently than they might see bonable members of their preferred race(s).

    this is not rocket science.

    Shorty on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    I guess for me it's not so much particular features I'm attracted to so much as a particular combination of a wide variety of features.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Goddamn you half-Japanese girls do it to me every time

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I like big butts.

    And I can not lie.

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    I tried internet dating for a while. It was okay and then it went really bad.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    How so, Nuka?

    Did all the girls you dated come to your apartment and beat you up?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    certain people would pay a premium for that

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    allow me to list

    le cunts

  • Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    As7 wrote:
    I really don't understand peoples preference for different races.

    Different looks, sure, but all races contain people that are sexable.

    when people say, "I'm not attracted to such-and-such race," what they are saying is that they are attracted to some features that are more prominent in members of certain races.

    even people who aren't normally attracted to, say, japanese girls, are probably still going to see some they would bone, just with less frequently than they might see bonable members of their preferred race(s).

    this is not rocket science.

    As much as this makes sense in theory, some people straight up dig different races.

    I've heard someone say, in all sincerity, "Oh my god what a cute baby! It looks so Asian!!"

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    As7 wrote:
    I really don't understand peoples preference for different races.

    Different looks, sure, but all races contain people that are sexable.

    when people say, "I'm not attracted to such-and-such race," what they are saying is that they are attracted to some features that are more prominent in members of certain races.

    even people who aren't normally attracted to, say, japanese girls, are probably still going to see some they would bone, just with less frequently than they might see bonable members of their preferred race(s).

    this is not rocket science.

    it bothers me someone names "race" as a factor for disinterest, though

    like they're grasping for a reason to be physically picky

    a reason that sounds sorta racist

    imo

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  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    Meeting girl again tonight.

    We're going to a park to listen to music and watch a movie.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    If she talks during the movie, make sure you let her know what a terrible character flaw that is

    How else she gonna learn, ya know?

    Poorochondriac on
  • QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    Speaking of movies, what is the obsession with Rocky Horror? Every girl I've dated has told me I just have to go.

    But I don't wanna.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    there's a production of that going on in the local theatre right now.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Speaking of movies, what is the obsession with Rocky Horror? Every girl I've dated has told me I just have to go.

    But I don't wanna.

    It ain't bad, and has its charms, but if a girl says "I'm really into Rocky Horror," she's actually saying, "I'm at least a little bi."

    Which rules, so, suffer through the movie if you must.

    Poorochondriac on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I am asking a girl I know out to lunch soon.

    I will report the degree of my failure.

  • QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    That explains why all the girls I've dated have been bi. If I can get in without the V on my face it might be within the realm of possibility.

    Also Uriel, I'm sending out successful vibes your way. Well, omnidirectional successful vibes.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    As7 wrote:
    How so, Nuka?

    Did all the girls you dated come to your apartment and beat you up?

    Wait, does nuka like the ladies
    or do you not know that nuka is one

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    is that true?

    holla atcha boi

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    i want to see some internet booty

    reactivating okc account now

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i want to see some internet booty

    reactivating okc account now
    just go on tumblr and follow porn accounts

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    way ahead of you

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote:
    I am asking a girl I know out to lunch soon.

    I will report the degree of my failure.

    Not to be *that* person, but you're setting yourself up for failure here. Everyone is not joking when they say that you have to radiate self-confidence. Even if you don't believe it, you have to trick her into believing that you believe it. If you don't believe you're worth her time, she probably won't either.

    Shit, can someone give me instructions on taking my own advice?


    Sorry to get preachy. Back to the funny!!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    crwth wrote:
    i think @faynor will agree that the best lady rapper is

    khia

    missy elliot raps better

    khia can just really express my feelings re: desires for people to lick my pussy AND my crack

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    I am asking a girl I know out to lunch soon.

    I will report the degree of my failure.

    Not to be *that* person, but you're setting yourself up for failure here. Everyone is not joking when they say that you have to radiate self-confidence. Even if you don't believe it, you have to trick her into believing that you believe it. If you don't believe you're worth her time, she probably won't either.

    Shit, can someone give me instructions on taking my own advice?


    Sorry to get preachy. Back to the funny!!

    I was trying to be funny actually.

    I have a bad track record with lady folk.

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    female rappers that arent missy elliot seem kinda fuckin terrible

    i wanna kick nicki minaj in the chest every time i hear her use her retard voice

    Yup. Even though I like her god I still can't stand her baby voice thing. Her other voices can be okay/good though.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Also I like guys of all races and creeds.

    But I will appreciate certain features more in some than others.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    For better or worse, I am now answering questions on OKC.

    When I sober up I may actually make a real profile, but for now I am answering questions. I am asimtaco on there.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    don't get me wrong. i can find people of any race attractive.

    having said that, the darker the berry the sweeter the juice

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Man these questions make me feel like such a square.

  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    I think I'm going to delete my OKC profile. It's not going to work if I'm too shy to contact anyone, and I think I'd actually be more comfortable asking someone face-to-face.

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Goddamn you half-Japanese girls do it to me every time

    yo man you into weezer

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    maybe i should go to vietnam

    enlist

    you know

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    man. i feel like moving to colorado would definitely improve my "no cute gay boys" situation.

  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Goddamn you half-Japanese girls do it to me every time

    Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
    And I'm jello, baby

    Pinkerton was totally their best album.

    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    regular dating owns

    i'm sure internet dating is pretty cool too!

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    the secret about weezer is that all of their albums were total shit

    yes, even the one you like that is basically singlehandedly responsible for the birth of emo music

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    internet dating was a big fuckin wash for me

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Fallout wrote:
    internet dating was a big fuckin wash for me

    re:Mine ended in a restraining order

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Fandeathis wrote:
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Goddamn you half-Japanese girls do it to me every time

    Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
    And I'm jello, baby

    Pinkerton was totally their best album.

    yep.

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