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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I am the most boring pizza order-er

    I am still abiding by pancetta, scallions and eggs sunny side up as the greatest pizza topping ever.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote:
    I want pizza now.

    Thanks, you ratbastard hedgehog.

    I usually order cheese or pepperoni

    always thin crust

    I am looking through the gourmet options and none of them sound good

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Male: Ray
    Female: Sis

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Man there was some grey meat at work today. Like, the meat handler associate said it's just from being stuck below some other meat that caused bruising and anyway it was marked down 40% but...

    I wouldn't fucking buy that shit. Looked wrong.
    Fresh meat is grey. Red meat is treated by sodium nitrate, a carcinogen.

    I'm pretty sure fresh meat is also red.

    The sodium nitrate only makes it stay red longer.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    oh yeah adderol gives me wicked dry mouth

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    I just got a text from a number I don't have in my phone or recognize: "how do u spell blvd?"

    I responded: "Uh. Boulevard. Who is this?"

    Wtf?

    You should just continuously text them with every word that could possibly mean...

    Beloved?
    Believed?
    Belvedere?
    Etc

    lol

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Two black cats?

    Name them Null and Void.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Was eating. Got up to help someone look for their spectacles. Sat down again and wasn't hungry any more. :(

    What's up, [chat]

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    oh yeah adderol gives me wicked dry mouth

    Yeah. I am in the habit of drinking a prodigious amount of water anyway from running, though. It's not too big a problem for me.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Man there was some grey meat at work today. Like, the meat handler associate said it's just from being stuck below some other meat that caused bruising and anyway it was marked down 40% but...

    I wouldn't fucking buy that shit. Looked wrong.
    Fresh meat is grey. Red meat is treated by sodium nitrate, a carcinogen.

    Well FUCK.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Man there was some grey meat at work today. Like, the meat handler associate said it's just from being stuck below some other meat that caused bruising and anyway it was marked down 40% but...

    I wouldn't fucking buy that shit. Looked wrong.
    Fresh meat is grey. Red meat is treated by sodium nitrate, a carcinogen.

    No it isn't. I've been around butchered animals and meat. It's red red red.

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Cattish and Catesque

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    It's not like Sodium P. Nitrateson, Esq woke up one day and decided meat should be red and he had just the plan to make it happen.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote:
    B:L wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Man there was some grey meat at work today. Like, the meat handler associate said it's just from being stuck below some other meat that caused bruising and anyway it was marked down 40% but...

    I wouldn't fucking buy that shit. Looked wrong.
    Fresh meat is grey. Red meat is treated by sodium nitrate, a carcinogen.

    I'm pretty sure fresh meat is also red.

    The sodium nitrate only makes it stay red longer.
    Yeah you were also sure Beastmaster was bad, Wrongy McWrongerson.
    The point is that red is not always the best indicator of freshness.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    This fucking puppy refuses to learn to piss and shit outside. I may have to try other means of training.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    looks like B:L took his wrong pills today

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Or is 'Sodium' a girl's name?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote:
    B:L wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Man there was some grey meat at work today. Like, the meat handler associate said it's just from being stuck below some other meat that caused bruising and anyway it was marked down 40% but...

    I wouldn't fucking buy that shit. Looked wrong.
    Fresh meat is grey. Red meat is treated by sodium nitrate, a carcinogen.

    No it isn't. I've been around butchered animals and meat. It's red red red.
    Gray meat means it's begun to oxidize. It doesn't necessarily mean it's gone bad. Fresh meat is red, and unless you purchase the vacuum-sealed packaged meat as opposed to the kind the grocery store cuts or grinds itself, there's no sodium nitrate.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    smell is probably the best indicator

    red meat should smell like nothing, right?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    Chanus wrote:
    B:L wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Man there was some grey meat at work today. Like, the meat handler associate said it's just from being stuck below some other meat that caused bruising and anyway it was marked down 40% but...

    I wouldn't fucking buy that shit. Looked wrong.
    Fresh meat is grey. Red meat is treated by sodium nitrate, a carcinogen.

    I'm pretty sure fresh meat is also red.

    The sodium nitrate only makes it stay red longer.
    Yeah you were also sure Beastmaster was bad, Wrongy McWrongerson.
    The point is that red is not always the best indicator of freshness.

    You're not gonna win that way, sir. :P

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    smell is probably the best indicator

    red meat should smell like nothing, right?

    Smell is a good indicator that it's gone really bad, but some bacteria won't produce a smell, so it's not fool-proof.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Point is, buying fresh meat, or fruit, or vegetables at Wal-Mart is a pretty sick thought. I mean, people poop in them like ALL the time.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    okay but can we get back to my pizza quandry

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    As for Sodium Nitrate being a carcinogen?

    Well so is red meat.

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote:
    I want pizza now.

    Thanks, you ratbastard hedgehog.

    I usually order cheese or pepperoni

    always thin crust

    I am looking through the gourmet options and none of them sound good

    Cheese pizza is, in point of fact, for children. Children who will grow into dull adults.

    I used to work at a pizza buffet, and kids'd be all "can you make a couple cheese pizzas, and I'd be all "gethafuckouttaherecasper." And, really, everything worked out ok. I think they learned an important lesson, and I got paid to yell at kids.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    okay but can we get back to my pizza quandry
    Chicken and bacon.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    From a dude who has shot some animals in the head. Meat is red.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    okay but can we get back to my pizza quandry

    To spice up your pepperoni pizza... try adding onions!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Or chicken with onions and mushrooms.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    THE COLOR OF MEAT

    5. When displayed at the grocery store, why is some meat bright red and other meat very dark in color?
    Optimum surface color of fresh meat (i.e., cherry-red for beef; dark cherry-red for lamb; grayish-pink for pork; and pale pink for veal) is highly unstable and short-lived. When meat is fresh and protected from contact with air (such as in vacuum packages), it has the purple-red color that comes from myoglobin, one of the two key pigments responsible for the color of meat. When exposed to air, myoglobin forms the pigment, oxymyoglobin, which gives meat a pleasingly cherry-red color. The use of a plastic wrap that allows oxygen to pass through it helps ensure that the cut meats will retain this bright red color. However, exposure to store lighting as well as the continued contact of myoglobin and oxymyoglobin with oxygen leads to the formation of metmyoglobin, a pigment that turns meat brownish-red. This color change alone does not mean the product is spoiled (see explanation in question 2).

    6. Why is pre-packaged ground beef red on the outside and sometimes grayish-brown on the inside?
    These color differences do not indicate that the meat is spoiled or old. As discussed earlier, fresh cut meat is purplish in color. Oxygen from the air reacts with meat pigments to form a bright red color which is usually seen on the surface of ground beef purchased in the supermarket. The interior of the meat may be grayish-brown due to the lack of oxygen penetrating below the surface.

    USDA.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    okay but can we get back to my pizza quandry
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I am still abiding by pancetta, scallions and eggs sunny side up as the greatest pizza topping ever.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    chanus, I've been wondering

    is your father a meat burglar?

    because it looks like someone stuffed two fine hams down the back of your dress

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I had pulled pork on my zza last night and it was completely flavorless

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    okay but can we get back to my pizza quandry
    Chicken and bacon.

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    In the distance a Vegan gently weeps.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    okay guys you failed me

    I ordered a pizza with half pepperoni, half cheese

    I couldn't even be decisive about how boring I wanted to be

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    FUUUUUCK why cant there be a copy of Blazblue on Goozex for me

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    chanus, I've been wondering

    is your father a meat burglar?

    because it looks like someone stuffed two fine hams down the back of your dress

    He was, actually. Law got 'im in '83.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote:
    okay but can we get back to my pizza quandry
    Chicken and bacon.

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    That is obviously a sham account intended to discredit a rich and varied ethnic heritage.


    Black people love chicken.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Chicken on pizza is solid. Generally the pizza should also have red onion on it and BBQ sauce.

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