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Conan, what is best in [chat]?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Jephery wrote:
    Sheep wrote:
    One of the new techs you'll see in the near future is that the power grid will also be networked. Your house will have an IP. They envision Entergy or someone being able to tailor your energy usage to your home via IP down to even micromanaging your devices because they'll have IPs.

    Going on vacation? Alright. Entergy will only send enough power to your AC and your alarm system.


    For example.

    Someone is going to hack that system and surge peoples houses at will. Awesome.

    Also scary.

    "Now the key to this is blending it at the lowest setting, otherwise WWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR noooooo lulzsec!"

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    I just smashed a TV with a baseball bat

    it was fun

    but now I'm bored

    Un-equip your baseball bat, equip your straw, now select the line of cocaine on the prostitutes buttocks.

    My inventory doesn't include cocaine, straws or prostitue buttocks. Sadly.

    Also I'm down a TV now.

    I always pictured you as Skwisgaar Skwigelf, I shouldn't have assumed.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular

    *snip - this is about IPV6*

    Somehow I doubt we're going to run out in 30 years.

    It really would not suprise me if we did. Hell, even in 10-20 years.

    Now with the current range of devices and internet infrastructure it would take a hell of a long time of growth to run out of IPV6 address space that's true. But what I expect is that the sudden massive availability of a previously scarce resource (address space) will lead to the development of new technologies (and I have no idea what these might be) that take advantage of this adundance and that this will radicially change the rate of growth of addresses to the point that they will get scarce again before we expect.


    Yeah but man 38 zeros.

    That's like a zero for every dick preacher sucks on a good business night.

    Take the 150 IP per person. Now give a generous population increase to 10 billion. Congrats you've now used an miniscule part of the 340 undecillion (I didn't even know that was a number) addresses. How miniscule? 4.41176471 × 10^-27

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Sheep wrote:
    Jephery wrote:
    Sheep wrote:
    One of the new techs you'll see in the near future is that the power grid will also be networked. Your house will have an IP. They envision Entergy or someone being able to tailor your energy usage to your home via IP down to even micromanaging your devices because they'll have IPs.

    Going on vacation? Alright. Entergy will only send enough power to your AC and your alarm system.


    For example.

    Someone is going to hack that system and surge peoples houses at will. Awesome.

    Also scary.


    Yup.

    Everyone's personal device having a direct, public, IP's gonna cause a huge load of problems.

    What happens when they hack my cyber brain?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man after my issue with hackers the last two years no way would I have any internet bullshit with my appliances.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    I am going to rain a DDOS storm down on Michelle Bachman's left nostril.

    11.3g of lead might be a better long term solution.

    www.....what?

    It's the weight of a 7.62×51mm NATO bullet.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Carmack is continuing to turn my brain into tapioca.

    I have no idea what a non-isochronous swap interval is, but I can't stop listening.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What happens when they hack my cyber brain?

    You'd get smarter for once?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Fallout Boy owns.

    Shit like this just ruins any possibility of good natured trolling.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    "pulsing red strobe intermittently" has got to be one of the most redundant things I've read in a good while.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Carmack is continuing to turn my brain into tapioca.

    I have no idea what a non-isochronous swap interval is, but I can't stop listening.

    This is what he's saying:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvcTI3ctK8o

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    The fire soldiers have been driving back and forth all night because all the officers are wasted and they keep messing with the fire alarms

    I think they're getting pretty sick of it

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    I am going to rain a DDOS storm down on Michelle Bachman's left nostril.

    11.3g of lead might be a better long term solution.

    www.....what?

    It's the weight of a 7.62×51mm NATO bullet.

    There's also some copper in there.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    most queries are a laundry list of things not to do in queries

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    I am going to rain a DDOS storm down on Michelle Bachman's left nostril.

    11.3g of lead might be a better long term solution.

    www.....what?

    It's the weight of a 7.62×51mm NATO bullet.

    Obviously not serious but even an allusion to shooting a member of Congress can be a bad idea.


    (Unless you're a right winger in which case I think they just stamp it with "whatcha expect?")

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT TO PICK UP THESE KITTIES!!

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    most queries are a laundry list of things not to do in queries

    Man the self-hatred. Why you throwing around the slurs?

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT TO PICK UP THESE KITTIES!!

    <pussy joke>

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    I am going to rain a DDOS storm down on Michelle Bachman's left nostril.

    11.3g of lead might be a better long term solution.

    www.....what?

    It's the weight of a 7.62×51mm NATO bullet.

    There's also some copper in there.

    Well yes. But I didn't really wanna get that detailed.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Jephery wrote:
    Sheep wrote:
    One of the new techs you'll see in the near future is that the power grid will also be networked. Your house will have an IP. They envision Entergy or someone being able to tailor your energy usage to your home via IP down to even micromanaging your devices because they'll have IPs.

    Going on vacation? Alright. Entergy will only send enough power to your AC and your alarm system.


    For example.

    Someone is going to hack that system and surge peoples houses at will. Awesome.

    Also scary.

    "Now the key to this is blending it at the lowest setting, otherwise WWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR noooooo lulzsec!"

    Charlie Stross has a new novel out, Rule 34, which sort of goes into this. 3D personal printers too. Worth reading

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    PantsB wrote:
    most queries are a laundry list of things not to do in queries

    Man the self-hatred. Why you throwing around the slurs?

    that's a stretch

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT TO PICK UP THESE KITTIES!!

    So are you getting two or just the one?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Pants, your sig keeps making me want to play Gosu. :P

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    PantsB wrote:
    most queries are a laundry list of things not to do in queries

    Man the self-hatred. Why you throwing around the slurs?

    that's a stretch

    I mean..
    I

    Should I?

    You just sai..

    no. Forget it.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    most queries are a laundry list of things not to do in queries

    Are we talking command line crafted queries, or the abomination that is MS-QBE?

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    I am going to rain a DDOS storm down on Michelle Bachman's left nostril.

    11.3g of lead might be a better long term solution.

    www.....what?

    It's the weight of a 7.62×51mm NATO bullet.

    There's also some copper in there.

    Well yes. But I didn't really wanna get that detailed.

    Won't do to have you [chat]ing so willy-nilly

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I think I would refuse to read a novel titled "Rule 34" simply on principle.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    my fallout 3 character had a bed of teddy bears and mutilated organs

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Inquisitor wrote:
    "pulsing red strobe intermittently" has got to be one of the most redundant things I've read in a good while.

    Brought to you by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I think I would refuse to read a novel titled "Rule 34" simply on principle.

    Thankfully thanks to rule 34 you've already read the book.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    my fallout 3 character had a bed of teddy bears and mutilated organs

    You need years of therapy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    hey dudes

    i am posting to you from the far away land of canada!

    crazy times on the market, eh?

    (see i am in canada)

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    most queries are a laundry list of things not to do in queries

    Are we talking command line crafted queries, or the abomination that is MS-QBE?

    if someone wants to publish a book they send a query to an agency or a publisher

    and then I send them a form letter back telling them that it's bad and they should feel bad

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I see what you did there Gooey

    -culturally appropriate postscript!

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote:
    hey dudes

    i am posting to you from the far away land of canada!

    crazy times on the market, eh?

    (see i am in canada)

    I have some questions while I'm there.

    Is a maple syrup based economy as prone to market fluctuations?

    And are Canadians terrible drivers in the mother land too or are they just trolling us?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Charlie Stross has a new novel out, Rule 34, which sort of goes into this. 3D personal printers too. Worth reading

    I got as far as the title and ordered 5 copies.

    (actually, amazon reviews sound promising)

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    if someone wants to publish a book they send a query to an agency or a publisher

    and then I send them a form letter back telling them that it's bad and they should feel bad

    Ah, gotcha, not quite what I was thinking.

    I can only imagine the madness you have to read through.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Oh yeah, been meaning to get Rule 34. I liked Halting State.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Eddy wrote:
    -culturally appropriate postscript!

    Me you what you do there long time?

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the redundant redunancy department of redundancies is redundant

    also good night I'm gonna read me some blood meridian

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