Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

So I befriended a Nazi

glithertglithert Snortin' KLuthor's towerRegistered User regular
edited August 2011 in Social Entropy++
Capture.png

Oh my god what did I get myself into
What should I do

5vc48Bb.jpg
«134567

Posts

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    we've all been there

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    what's smexy?

    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    Facebook is the new Hitler

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    Would you fuck a Nazi dressed like a chick though

    the ultimate conquest

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    cathartic release

    mosesupposes.gif
  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    ProfessionalandCommander_zps6c326307.jpg
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    A certain point of view?

    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    i'd go for it

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] steam: undeinpirat
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Louis CK = "I would've raped Hitler."

    mosesupposes.gif
  • glithertglithert Snortin' K Luthor's towerRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    A certain point of view?

    I think that point of view is "Nazis are good."

    5vc48Bb.jpg
  • HunteraHuntera Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    A certain point of view?

    Yeah, you know.


    A batshit insane point of view.

    dTbnyv9.jpg?1
  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN She said, "What? Is this about my ass?" and I said, "No. Kind of." rockville, mdRegistered User regular
    you just gotta look at it from other points of view

    JlpWrqS.png
    steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
    3ds: 1504-5717-8252
  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2011
    He's right about the sexy uniforms.

    nsfw

    I'd have enlisted just to get a free pair of those pasties.

    Larlar on
    iwantanswers3.png
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    purely out of interest for the trees, we're going to need a list of things you wouldn't fuck

    Squall on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    I'm gonna Tweet @rebeccablack and ask her to write a new catchy single called "Get Smexy" about the plights of a horny 19-year-old Nazi prostitute stuck in New York and how all she wants to do is grow up

  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN She said, "What? Is this about my ass?" and I said, "No. Kind of." rockville, mdRegistered User regular
    welp this thread got real crowded in the time it took me to type that

    JlpWrqS.png
    steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
    3ds: 1504-5717-8252
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Larlar show me your nipples

    2mzmv83.jpg
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

    I would fuck a guy dressed like...

    um

    what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

    I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

    Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    who remembers

    Prussian Blue

    mosesupposes.gif
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    You guys missed the part where what I said was a Star Wars line. What kind of nerds are you? You call yourselves the Internet? Fuck.

    SimBen on
    sig.gif Aneurythmia, Javen and thatdude_frombaywatch really smell pretty good and this pie is for them: pie
  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    unfriend dipshit

    sig-1.jpg
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

    I would fuck a guy dressed like...

    um

    what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

    I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

    Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

    a guy dressed up as a dead J'onn

    mosesupposes.gif
  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Keith wrote:
    Larlar show me your nipples

    Without pasties, I have no choice but to comply.

    iwantanswers3.png
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    well, here's what you gotta do

    here's the fucking scoop glithert are you listening

    THIS ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE GLITHERT THIS IS REAL LIFE, THIS ISN'T GODDAMN FUCKING INCEPTION MAN

    YOU'RE NOT BEING INCEEVE'D ON JESUS CHRIST GLITHERT LISTEN UP THERE'S NO FUCKING TIME

    Go To A Gay Bar. Order a Vodka and Orange (I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST PAY ATTENTION), ask the bartender about the blonde guy at the table across from you. Wink. Make the gesture as though you're eating invisible ice cream.

    He'll know the signal.

    He'll take you in a car, Glithert. IN A GODDAMN FUCKING CAR WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE GLITHERT.

    It'll go on for a few miles. I won't lie to you, he might fiddle around with your crotch. He's looking for microphones when he does this, ignore his vacant stare into your crotch. He is A Professional.

    He'll take you to a run, Glithert. It'll smell sweaty. That's what the blindfold was for, Glithert. I swear in the name of all that is holy you've got to understand Glithert. When he takes off your blindfold you'll be introduced to the most secret of organized teams combating the Nazi Menace. And then they'll gangfuck you. You'll be swiss cheese, Glithert.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Weaver wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    "Doesn't matter, had sex"

    EyQGd.jpg
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

    I would fuck a guy dressed like...

    um

    what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

    I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

    Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

    dressed up like dan didio

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

    I would fuck a guy dressed like...

    um

    what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

    I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

    Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

    Would you fuck a guy dressed as We Built This Starbucks on Heart and Soul?

    2mzmv83.jpg
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Are you speaking from experience?

    mosesupposes.gif
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Squall wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    purely out of interest for the trees, we're going to need a list of things you wouldn't fuck

    ugly people. dudes. animals

    actually I might fuck a dude. I'd hafta work up to it.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Sars_Boy wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

    I would fuck a guy dressed like...

    um

    what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

    I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

    Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

    dressed up like dan didio

    mustache or goatee?

    2mzmv83.jpg
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    well, here's what you gotta do

    here's the fucking scoop glithert are you listening

    THIS ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE GLITHERT THIS IS REAL LIFE, THIS ISN'T GODDAMN FUCKING INCEPTION MAN

    YOU'RE NOT BEING INCEEVE'D ON JESUS CHRIST GLITHERT LISTEN UP THERE'S NO FUCKING TIME

    Go To A Gay Bar. Order a Vodka and Orange (I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST PAY ATTENTION), ask the bartender about the blonde guy at the table across from you. Wink. Make the gesture as though you're eating invisible ice cream.

    He'll know the signal.

    He'll take you in a car, Glithert. IN A GODDAMN FUCKING CAR WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE GLITHERT.

    It'll go on for a few miles. I won't lie to you, he might fiddle around with your crotch. He's looking for microphones when he does this, ignore his vacant stare into your crotch. He is A Professional.

    He'll take you to a run, Glithert. It'll smell sweaty. That's what the blindfold was for, Glithert. I swear in the name of all that is holy you've got to understand Glithert. When he takes off your blindfold you'll be introduced to the most secret of organized teams combating the Nazi Menace. And then they'll gangfuck you. You'll be swiss cheese, Glithert.

    you're on a damn roll today

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    Squall wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    purely out of interest for the trees, we're going to need a list of things you wouldn't fuck

    ugly people. dudes. animals

    actually I might fuck a dude. I'd hafta work up to it.

    it's off to bangkok for you, my friend

    mosesupposes.gif
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    Smexy is short for super-mexican. Like El Hombre Molecular, o el hombre de las moleculas
    Larlar wrote:
    He's right about the sexy uniforms.

    nsfw

    I'd have enlisted just to get a free pair of those pasties.
    That is not an outfit, those are censor bars! Who designs these things??

    4484-7718-8470
  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    I was once at a halloween party drinking with a group of gay Hitlers. Good times, Portland.

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    Sars_Boy wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    I'd fuck a chick dressed like a nazi

    Well yeah, because she's just dressed like it.

    I would fuck a guy dressed like...

    um

    what's something I hate, I'm suddenly blanking despite knowing that it's a long list...

    I wouldn't fuck a guy dressed like a baby, no. Um.

    Nevermind this sorta feel apart.

    dressed up like dan didio

    God all the things I hate are so unsexy.

    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    nah I'm pretty sure all Nazis are evil

    Indiana Jones taught me that

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i'm smelling a new Romcom guys.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood now i've got you in my space i won't let go of youRegistered User regular
    you have a chance at some gay sex here, glithert. don't blow it

    AEKTl9K.png
«134567
Sign In or Register to comment.