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So I befriended a Nazi

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    nah I'm pretty sure all Nazis are evil

    Indiana Jones taught me that

    Indiana Jones fucked a Nazi

    But really, it was Alison Doody so it's not like that is a bad thing

    hee hee
    Doody

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I don't know if I'm just really good at picking friends but I've only ever unfriended two people on Facebook, one for posting creationist propaganda and the other for changing her profile picture to Calvin peeing.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    If fucking hot nazis is wrong then, well, I'll be careful to not get caught.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Also I would totally have sex with a girl dressed as a nazi

    But then it is me

    I'd probably sex a girl regardless of her attire

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    The Geek wrote:
    nah I'm pretty sure all Nazis are evil

    Indiana Jones taught me that

    Indiana Jones fucked a Nazi

    But really, it was Alison Doody so it's not like that is a bad thing

    hee hee
    Doody

    Please, Grant, we're trying to have a serious conversation in here.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Also I would totally have sex with a girl dressed as a nazi

    But then it is me

    I'd probably sex a girl regardless of her attire

    what if she's dressed as you

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Hitler forever ruined a perfectly good mustache. I'd like to take it back but my girlfriend won't let me.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    Hitler forever ruined a perfectly good mustache. I'd like to take it back but my girlfriend won't let me.

    Oven joke.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Also I would totally have sex with a girl dressed as a nazi

    But then it is me

    I'd probably sex a girl regardless of her attire

    what if she's dressed as you

    Get out of my dreams

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    SimBen wrote:
    Hitler forever ruined a perfectly good mustache. I'd like to take it back but my girlfriend won't let me.

    Oven joke.

    Yeah she doesn't like those either! Can't have any fun.

    (she's Jewish, incidentally)

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    nah I'm pretty sure all Nazis are evil

    Indiana Jones taught me that

    Indiana Jones fucked a Nazi

    But really, it was Alison Doody so it's not like that is a bad thing

    hee hee
    Doody

    I know! Hilarious

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    Hitler forever ruined a perfectly good mustache. I'd like to take it back but my girlfriend won't let me.

    Nah, it's cool, Jordan's bringing it back

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    nah I'm pretty sure all Nazis are evil

    Indiana Jones taught me that

    Indiana Jones fucked a Nazi

    But really, it was Alison Doody so it's not like that is a bad thing

    hee hee
    Doody

    Please, Grant, we're trying to have a serious conversation in here.
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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    She's all like NO YOU CAN'T GROW A HITLER WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS

    and I'm like

    what are you

    some kind of facial hair

    8-)

    nazi

    (I didn't get to have sex that day)

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    SimBen wrote:
    Hitler forever ruined a perfectly good mustache. I'd like to take it back but my girlfriend won't let me.

    Oven joke.

    Yeah she doesn't like those either! Can't have any fun.

    (she's Jewish, incidentally)

    alright, you're just fucking with me now.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    SimBen wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    SimBen wrote:
    Hitler forever ruined a perfectly good mustache. I'd like to take it back but my girlfriend won't let me.

    Oven joke.

    Yeah she doesn't like those either! Can't have any fun.

    (she's Jewish, incidentally)

    alright, you're just fucking with me now.

    No for real. Her grandparents are survivors from Poland.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    She's all like NO YOU CAN'T GROW A HITLER WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS

    and I'm like

    what are you

    some kind of facial hair

    8-)

    nazi

    (I didn't get to have sex that day)

    Smooth line though

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    The Geek wrote:
    Larlar wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    nah I'm pretty sure all Nazis are evil

    Indiana Jones taught me that

    Indiana Jones fucked a Nazi

    But really, it was Alison Doody so it's not like that is a bad thing

    hee hee
    Doody

    Please, Grant, we're trying to have a serious conversation in here.
    doody_bob.gif

    That's better.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    SimBen wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    SimBen wrote:
    Hitler forever ruined a perfectly good mustache. I'd like to take it back but my girlfriend won't let me.

    Oven joke.

    Yeah she doesn't like those either! Can't have any fun.

    (she's Jewish, incidentally)

    alright, you're just fucking with me now.

    No for real. Her grandparents are survivors from Poland.

    Oh i get it, you're just kind of a goose. I get it now.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    That's what she keeps telling me.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    She isn't wrong!

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Cosby and Hitler

    best buddy sitcom

    I would watch this if Hitler was played by Mel Brooks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k

    I have seen To Be Or Not To Be dozens of times. How have I never seen this?

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Also I would totally have sex with a girl dressed as a nazi

    But then it is me

    I'd probably sex a girl regardless of her attire

    what if she's dressed as you

    Get out of my dreams

    but whose dream-teats shall I suckle on?!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Also I would totally have sex with a girl dressed as a nazi

    But then it is me

    I'd probably sex a girl regardless of her attire

    what if she's dressed as you

    Get out of my dreams

    but whose dream-teats shall I suckle on?!

    Hello.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    Larlar wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    nah I'm pretty sure all Nazis are evil

    Indiana Jones taught me that

    Indiana Jones fucked a Nazi

    But really, it was Alison Doody so it's not like that is a bad thing

    hee hee
    Doody

    Please, Grant, we're trying to have a serious conversation in here.
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Somewhere, someone has drawn a Nazi Pony.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    ah_1186579894285_Pony_Nazi%5B1%5D.jpg

    Literally the first Google result.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    yeah but Trippy they did it years ago before ponies were a thing again.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    Hitler forever ruined a perfectly good mustache. I'd like to take it back but my girlfriend won't let me.

    Nah, it's cool, Jordan's bringing it back

    Jordan-sports-a-Hitler-mustache.jpg

    If anyone could it would be Michael

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    oh man

    super saiyan hitler

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    GalyGaly Registered User regular
    I spent hours at a blackjack table in Reno sitting next to this old Vietnam vet.

    He had this vest covered in badges and patches. Most of them looked like military stuff.

    But right over his heart was a fucking swatstika. Just a big old swatsika chillin on his vest.

    He told a couple racist jokes and gave me some blackjack tips. The friendliest nazi I ever met.

    mustache w/ hat c|:{
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    ah_1186579894285_Pony_Nazi%5B1%5D.jpg

    Literally the first Google result.

    Why is she black?

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2011
    TrippyJing wrote:
    oh man

    super saiyan hitler

    Over 9000 Germans approve.

    Larlar on
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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    my dad smuggled nazi poststamps from nuremburg to the usa in the 80's so the germans wouldn't destroy them

    he's a hardcore motherfucker

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] steam: undeinpirat
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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    If there are gay furry nazis, there can also be black pony nazis.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote:
    ah_1186579894285_Pony_Nazi%5B1%5D.jpg

    Literally the first Google result.

    Why is she black?

    Probably because officers had black uniforms and they are devoid of self awareness of their actions.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    yes... that's true. How come I never thought of that... 8->

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I just remembered from a previous webcomics thread
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Cosby and Hitler

    best buddy sitcom

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64vBFxUYPKg&feature=related

    Also the best comment I found while looking for it:
    This is seriously out of mein kampfert zone anne frankly, they should gestappo now

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Also the best comment I found while looking for it:
    This is seriously out of mein kampfert zone anne frankly, they should gestappo now

    I am dead

    this killed me

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